Page Harris – “Excuse me Mr. Cottee what are you doing here?”
Sean smiles at her and motions towards the door on the other side of the limo that slowly swings open to the sound of a deafening roar from the audience inside the arena watching as “The Hooligan” steps out from the limo with a smile. Thomas is dressed in a sky blue button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a claret tie, cuffed blue jeans, and his Doc Martens and he doesn’t appear to have changed at all.
Sean Cottee – “Now if you will excuse us . . . we’ve got a meeting to get to!”
They begin to walk and Page looks at Thomas almost dumbfounded and reaches out grabbing his shoulder.
Page Harris – “Thomas are you really back?”
,i>Thomas grins and shrugs off her grasp and keeps walking following his lawyers.
We cut backstage where Bill Barnhart is standing with Page Harris for an interview. Bill is dressed in his wrestling attire and Page is dressed in a nice little black dress.
PAGE HARRIS: So, Bill, you had a fairly brutal match against Chris Shipman two weeks ago and then he interfered in your match last week and beat you down again. Are you upset that you have to face Shipman again so soon?
BILL BARNHART: Page I am not the least bit upset. Although I would have enjoyed being involved in the Television Title match I am very happy that I have the chance to take on Shipman again this soon as my rage against that jackass is still fresh in my mind.
PAGE HARRIS: Do you have any concerns about your match with Shipman being a pinfalls count anywhere match?
BILL BARNHART: No concerns at all Page. This type of match actually makes it easier for me to defeat Chris Shipman. He cannot run out of the ring and hide from me since there is no place for him to hide where I cannot get a pinfall on him.
PAGE HARRIS: Regardless of who wins the International Title tonight do you have a desire to face either Anthony Phoenix or Sergio for the Title Belt?
BILL BARNHART: I don't need Title Belts to prove myself Page. I am a four time International Champion so nothing there for me to gain by asking for another title shot. Let someone else have their chance to obtain the International Title Belt.
PAGE HARRIS: Are you at all upset that Devastator won the Fatal Four Way last week instead of you?
BILL BARNHART: Not really. Actually Devastator is a pretty nice guy and I like him a lot. I would rather have Perry win than West or Phoenix.
PAGE HARRIS: Speaking of your like of Devastator is there any chance you will try to run in on his match with Twisted Lethal Steele tonight?
BILL BARNHART: I have two comments for you. First whether I win or lose against Chris Shipman, since our match is the match before Dev's match, I will not want to use up my remaining energy to try to make a run in on that match. Second the match is an Inferno Cage Match which means they cannot get out and I couldn't get in if I wanted to so it would just be a waste of my time to try. I will watch their match from the comfort of my dressing room.
PAGE HARRIS: One last question Bill. There is this huge rumor going around that you are planning to join forces with...
BILL BARNHART: Sorry to cut you off Page but I just noticed the time and I have to get back to my dressing room to get Iris so we can be ready for our entrance for our match. Bye!
Barnhart spins around and runs down the hallway toward his dressing room leaving Page Harris speechless. She just looks into the camera for a few seconds until the guys in the Control Room cut the scene to ringside.
Battle Royal John McKeith vs. Ethan Bell vs. Steve Ramone vs. Chris Cannon vs. Josh Woodrum vs. Alex Young
Stormy: The opening match will be a Battle Royal match for the Newly crowned Television championship!!! Currently in the ring are the following wrestlers!!! Alex Young!! Steve Ramone!!! Ethan Bell!!! John McKeith!!! Josh Woodrum!! Chris Cannon and making his in ring debut!! Buscador!!!
The fans are cheering them on as the bell rings. All of them applauding the wrestlers. Some of them they have not seen in action before or in a long time. All of the wrestlers immediately charge in on each other, we see Chris Cannon and Buscador fight it out in the middle of the ring. The masked wrestler sends Cannon in the ropes and goes for a flying forearm that sends Cannon back in the ropes. Buscador looks like he wants to make a quick impact upon the AWA as he comes charging in on Cannon, who sidesteps and pulls the top rope down as Buscador falls to the outside. This to much of dismay from the fans as they are booing Cannon who is showboating a bit too much on the ring ropes.
Tex: He should watch out, it’s a Battle…. Too late
Suddenly we see Ramone execute a dropkick, that sends Cannon to the outside of the ring. Causing already two men to be eliminated in this battle royal. Ramone turns around and stares at Young and McKeith trading blows, while Woodrum charges in on Ramone, who ducks his attempt and tries to flip him over the top rope. But Woodrum manages to hold on to the top rope and lands on the ring apron. He then grabs the head of Ramone and pulls him down on the canvas. He climbs in the ring and starts to pound away on Ramone as on the other side of the ring we see Alex Young Going for a slam, but the powerhouse blasts him across the back with some stiff forearms before whipping him over the top rope. Alex hangs on for dear life, but McKeith blasts him off the apron with a big time boot. Sending Young crashing into the barricades.
Duff: Down to the final three!!!
Ethan Bell starts to communicate with Woodrum, pointing at McKeith. Telling they should take out the big man at the same time. Woodrum looks at the flexing musclebound man and agrees. Both of them walk over to McKeith who starts to fight them off at the same time till Woodrum manages to kick him between the legs. Causing him to fall down on the canvas on his knees. Woodrum grabs him by the arms as Bell grabs his legs and both men walk to the ropes and try to get him out of the ring
Duff: This is going to be tough, look at the guy!!!
Bell suddenly drops to his knees, holding his back as he is in pain. Letting Woodrum do all the work as he is looking on. Woodrum finally manages to get the big man on his back and slowly starts to push him to the outside as suddenly Ethan Bell runs in and whips both men out of the ring and wins the Battle Royal
Stormy: The winner of this match and NEW Television Champion!!! Ethan Bell!!!
Winner: Ethan Bell
Ethan holds the AWA Television Championship up in the air, celebrating the victory but he then drapes it over his right shoulder before moving over to a corner of the ring, looking out towards Stormy Canyon, asking her for her microphone. Stormy comes over and hands it up to him. Ethan winks at her and thanks her kindly before moving back to the center of the ring. Ethan speaks into the microphone.
Ethan: “Okay, okay, cut the music. Please. I know a lot of you women out there love seeing me and probably love me even more now that I’m a champion. But I’m going to remain honest. I know that I don’t have to be a champion to capture all your hearts.”
Many of the younger women in the crowd happily sigh. Ethan lets them but then moves on with what he’s got on his mind.
Ethan: “That being said, Josh Woodrum, I have a deal to make with you. I know how badly you want the victories and how badly you want to hold a championship. So here’s what I’m going to do. Since I don’t need to hold this, I’m going to give you until next Insomnia to make a decision. The deal is simple. I’ll give you this tin title belt…and in return I get Amanda for 1 full day.”
A lot of people in the crowd gasp, but Ethan looks serious in the ring.
Tex: “Can you believe this guy?”
Duff: “I don’t know. But I sure don’t blame him for wanting Amanda. She’s smoking hot!”
Ethan’s eyes survey the crowd for a few moments before he continues.
Ethan: “It’s as simple as that Josh. I won’t even say that I handed it to you on a silver platter. I’ll respect you for taking this chance to run with a championship, to see what you can do with it. Because let’s face it, I’ve seen it already, when you want something, you can certainly be SIMPLY IMPRESSIVE.”
Ethan grins again as he states Josh Woodrum’s catchphrase as a lot of the crowd ohs. A lot of the younger women in the crowd now have sad faces though as Ethan puts the microphone softly down on the ring mat before stepping out of the ring and heading up the ramp to the backstage area as “I’m Sexy and I Know It” once again plays over the sound system as the scene inside the Staple Center’s arena fades out.
Bill Barnhart vs. Chris Shipman
Duff: These two again?!? How long is this feud going to go on? These two were going after each other back when you still had all your own hair!
Tex: As long as both of them still have breath in their bodies. Throw into the mix the fact that Shipman "dognapped" Barnhart's beloved pet, and you can see why he wanted this match.
Duff: What is "Bulldog" so upset about? He got his mutt back. But you have a point. These two have had some hellacious matches in the past. Let's see if this one can live up to what they've done before.
The lights in the arena turn red as Raining Blood begins blaring. A red liquid begins falling from the ceiling at the entrance way. Soon Shipman emerges from behind the curtain and stands in the rain as he stares at the crowd and the ring. He slowly walks to the ring with the expressionless look. He enters and the lights go to normal to show Shipman covered in the red liquid staring into the crowd and doing a "Praise Me/Raven" pose as the music fades.
Stormy Canyon: The next match is a Falls Count Anywhere match! Hailing from the backwoods of Georgia, and weighing in tonight at 235 pounds, he stands 6 feet and 3 inches tall. Ladies and Gentlemen, he is the "King of Violence", CHRIS SHIPMAN!!!
Shipman merely stands in the ring, soaking in the boos of the rabid Los Angeles crowd as if it were a symphony.
Tex: Shipman's loving this!
Duff: Look, whether he's loved or hated, it's still better than being ignored.
Shipman's music fades out.
Stormy Canyon: His opponent, residing in Oakland, California, he stands at an even 6 feet tall and weighs in at 240 pounds. He is the Bulldog, BILL BARNHART!!!
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS by Bachman-Turner Overdrive hits the speakers. The TRON crackles to life and we see a collage of video clips of Bill Barnhart performing in wrestling matches. We see Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains leading Iris on her leash attached to the Diamond-Studded Dog Collar Iris is wearing. Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink and white pyros erupt around him on both sides of the entrance walkway and also from the TRON above which cascade sparks down around him and Iris. The crowd goes into a mostly negative reaction to the arrival of Bill Barnhart. After a few moments he takes off with a quick pace to the ring with Iris running alongside him. When Bill arrives at the ring he hands the leash of Iris to an attendant at ringside climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, and then ducks through the ropes into the ring.
Tex: Normally, Bill Barnhart would receive his own fair share of the crowd's ire, but all things considered....
Duff: Still, he's not well-loved, even here in Los Angeles.
Barnhart races towards Shipman, not even waiting for the bell to ring. Shipman barely has enough time to brace himself for "Bulldog's" tackle.
Duff: Barnhart didn't even give Shipman a chance to defend himself! The ref needs to step in and do something!
Tex: Are you off your meds? The only reason we even have a referee in this match is to count pins. So pay attention and call the match.
After a back and forth tussle, Bill gains the upper hand, straddling Shipman and raining punches down on his head. Shipman forcefully shoves him off and scrambles to his feet. The two men stand toe-to-toe and trade punches.
Duff: Boring!
Tex: Oh will you shut up?!? This match hasn't even gone 5 minutes!
Duff: Exactly! If you had the same amount of animosity towards somebody like these two do, wouldn't you be trying to inflict as much damage as possible? Punches aren't going to do that...
Tex: Point well taken.
As if on cue, Barnhart kicks Shipman in the gut and starts hammering the back of his neck with stiff forearms. Shipman counters with a low blow.
Duff: That had to hurt!
Tex: How would YOU know?
Chris follows up with a clothesline and stomps the prone form of the "Bulldog". He starts kicking Bill out of the ring. Once outside, Barnhart has a chance to clear the cobwebs and prepare for his opponent. He catches Shipman as he tries to exit the ring with a stinging right hand. Grabbing a handful of hair, Barnhart sends Shipman headfirst into the ring post. As Barnhart stalks Shipman, he waits until Bill is just close enough, then lets his feet shoot out, catching Bill in both shins, making the larger man fall flat on his face. He rolls Barnhart over and attempts a pin. One.. kickout!!
Duff: Way too early for a pin...
Tex: But "Bulldog" still had to expend the energy to kick out.
Shipman pulls Bill's head up by the goatee, simply to punch him dead between the eyes. After a couple of punches, Barnhart counters with a headbutt to the bridge of the nose. Shipman lets go in order to check if his nose is broken. Bill gets to his feet and heads towards the timekeeper's table. Shipman sees this and quickly stands up and starts backing away. Bill picks up the timekeeper's bell and stalks Chris with it.
Duff: Talk about wanting to ring someone's bell!
Tex: Oh, brother.....
Shipman takes off running towards the back, Barnhart and the referee close behind. Shipman stops and grabs hold of a spare steel pipe left over from setting up the entrance ramp. Wielding it like a baseball bat he swings at "Bulldog", who blocks with the bell. The KLANG!! is enough to make both announcers wince. Barnhart drops the bell, and Shipman seizes the opportunity to land a solid shot to ribs with the pipe. With Barnhart doubled over, he drops him with a DDT right on the concrete.
Tex: That was just brutal!
Duff: Cover him, Shipman! Now's the perfect opportunity!
Tex: So much for objectivity....
Shipman DOES pin "Bulldog". One... Two.... Kickout! Shipman's eyes grow wide at this. He goes to pull Barnhart up, but Bill reverses into an Irish Whip, sending Shipman back first into the side of the entrance ramp. As Chris staggers forward, "Bulldog" flattens him WITH a bulldog, bouncing his face off of the arena floor. He goes for a pin of his own. One.... Two... Thr... Shipman raises his right shoulder.
Tex: So close! Bill Barnhart almost had this match won!
Duff: Until the ref counts three, 'almost' means nothing!
Barnhart grabs a camera cable and wraps it around his opponent's thick neck. He pulls back with all his might, choking the life right out of him. Out of desperation, Chris catches Barnhart with a Biel toss, just to slacken the pressure on his neck and get some air into his lungs. Barnhart goes back on the attack, landing multiple stomps until Shipman catches his boot and twists, knocking the Oakland native off balance. He quickly applies an ankle lock.
Tex: That's one of "Bulldog's" signature moves!
Duff: Shipman wants to humiliate him by using one of his own moves to soften him up....
Barnhart rolls through and kicks the Georgian in the chest. Barnhart stands up and heads backs towards the ring, looking for a breather. Shipman nails him from behind with a forearm shot, and whirls him around to toss him onto the entrance ramp. He also climbs up and traps Bill in a front face lock.
Tex: Oh my God! He's going to suplex him right on the steel ramp!
Duff: With all the mayhem we've already seen in this match, THIS is so shocking?
Shipman grabs the waistband of Barnhart's tights. Sensing what is happening, Barnhart blocks the suplex attempt, and with his fading strength, executes a suplex of his own. As Shipman writhes in pain on the ramp, Barnhart covers him. One.. Two... Thr.... Kickout!
Tex: What will it take for Bill Barnhart to finally pin Chris Shipman for a full three count?
Duff: I'm beginning to wonder that myself...
Tex: So is this match still "boring"?
Duff: As much as it pains me to say so, this match turned out better than I expected.
Barnhart argues with the ref, giving Shipman time to recover. He blindsides Barnhart with a sledgehammer blow to the side of the head. Chris runs to ringside and lifts up the skirting around the ring, looking for something underneath the ring. He pulls a fire extinguisher out and shields it with his body. Once "Bulldog" is within range, he shoots it off right in his face, blinding Barnhart. As Bill claws at his eyes, Shipman clocks him between the eyes with the empty extinguisher. He drops on top of Barnhart, pinning him. One... Two... THREE!
Duff: Yes! Another notch in Shipman's win column!
Tex: A valiant effort by Bill Barnhart...
Stormy Canyon: Here is your winner, "REVEREND" CHRISSSS SHIIIIPMANNNN!!!!!
Winner: Chris Shipman
The door opens to a conference room backstage at the Staples Center. Sitting on one side of the table sits Thomas Evans and his lawyers on the other side sits a group of stuffed shirts that are representing AWA. They seem to be in serious conversation, but Thomas is sitting back in the chair with his boots propped up on the table in front of him holding a bottle of Old Speckled Hen and smiling.
Sean Cottee – “My client demands that at this years Award Show he is still on the ballet for everything he was going to be nominated for, he had the best rookie year in AWA if not the best YEAR in AWA and deserves to be recognized for it!”
One of the AWA Executives says something pointing at Thomas Evans.
AWA Exec – “Who is he to make demands? Why would we even want him back anyway? The trouble and disgrace he has caused this company has not been good and Goth did the right thing stripping him of the title and kicking him out. As far as I can tell this lawsuit is just stupid!”
Thomas starts to laugh and Sean Cottee speaks up.
Sean Cottee – “That is EXACTLY why we are suing you! It was written in Thomas’ contract that he couldn’t be fired while he was champion. Your owner made your company look disgraceful in firing one of your top talents. Thomas could make more money in another company than he could sitting here but he is doing this out of principle. He is doing this for all the future wrestlers who will find themselves under the tyrannical heel of this company. And he is doing this because ultimately, he loves wrestling here, and if you don’t see that then you must be blind!”
With that the AWA Exec slouches back down into his chair and doesn’t say a word as Cottee looks over at Thomas who isn’t even paying attention, he is staring off into space. Thomas is almost acting completely out of character, for the normally brash, loud-mouthed Englishman. The camera cuts away...
The camera cuts to the backstage area, outside ‘Devastator’ Jason Perry’s locker room. Bruce Dixon enters stage left and knocks on the door. There is no answer.
Devastator? Devastator, it’s Bruce Dixon. I wanted to get some last words with you before your Inferno Cage match against ‘Twisted’ Lethal Steele…
After a few seconds without an answer, Dixon turns to leave.
(Barely audible) Come in….
Bruce opens the door to find that the dressing room is almost completely dark.
Is it all right if I turn on some lights in here?
No.
(To the cameraman) Better use your lamp on this one…
The cameraman switches on a small light attached to the camera, which barely improves the audience’s view of the room.
Where’s Alicia?
Not here. For a match like this, I need to go to a place in my mind that I don’t want her to see. I know she’s seen me in some hellacious moods, but this may be too much for her.
So she won’t be coming down for the match?
I didn’t say that. I’ll let her know when I’m ready. Now that you’ve arranged my social obligations for the evening, ask your damned questions already.
‘Twisted’ Lethal Steele had some strong comments aimed at you just a couple of days ago. He claims that this match may well turn you into a monster…..
Cryptic and Steele want to turn me into a monster? Too fucking late. I was already a monster in the ring when those two were finger-banging their prom dates. If Steele paid any attention when Shane West talked about what I was like back in the GWA, he would know better than to get me riled up.
You did try to engage in psychological warfare by bringing up Steele’s estranged wife Christina…
Is it just my imagination, or did Steele, Cryptic, and Phoenix actually document on camera the fact that they “murdered” Steele’s ex-wife? I hope for their sakes that Christina turns up alive and well, because a copy of the tape they made has been sent to the LAPD. I’ve done some charity work alongside them, reaching out to underprivileged youth, and I’m on pretty friendly terms with a number of their detectives, so if they actually did commit murder, I’ll make it my life’s work to see all three of them fry, not just Steele.
Be that as it may, the actual match itself is one of the most barbaric concepts ever conceived in the sport of professional wrestling. You actually have to set your opponent on fire in order to win. That goes beyond the pale, even in a business such as this. Bearing in mind for a moment that Steele considers this his specialty; do you see yourself at a disadvantage?
Is there a chance that Steele could actually make good on his threats of disfiguring me? I’d be lying if I said the possibility wasn’t there, but I can’t let fear stop me. Steele has said too much, DONE too much, for me not to go after him with all the bad intentions I can drum up. Steele wanted a war. Hell, he was in the military, so he says, so he should be used to this. War isn’t pretty. Forget all the movies and sanitized bullshit CNN has ever fed the public about war. It’s one of the worst facets of the human condition, and I’m going to put it on display for a worldwide audience. There’s no real strategy for a match like this. It all comes down to who hates the other more. ‘Twisted’ Lethal Steele doesn’t have a mind of his own anymore. He’s nothing but a puppet, and tonight, that puppet is gonna burn.
Now get out of here. I still have some preparations to make..
Devastator vs. Twisted Lethal Steele
Perry and Steele are standing across the ring staring at each other as the ref walks around the ring with gas starting it on fire and letting the heat start to build a bit. The bell sounds and its like a gun shot at the start of a race. Perry comes flying out of his corner and is all over steele with lefts and rights. He whips steele into the coner and quickly lands a spear into the corner. Then a second shoulder block and a third. Perry lifts steel up out of the corner and slams him hard to the mat with a spine buster move. He quickly floats up and starts landing right hands to the fans face. i>
Tex: Perry is crazy