Tex: Folks welcome to another exciting edition of Asylum Wrestling Alliance: Break Out! I am Tex Martin, and with me as always is my colorful cohort Duff Travers. Duff?
Duff: That’s right ladies, the Duff man is here and we are going to rock your socks off baby! Yeah! Tonight we got a full lineup ahead of us and it’s going to be one hell of a show!
All of a sudden the camera switches outside as we see a Black Cadillac Escalade pull up and all four doors open. Out steps Duane “Dog” Chapman, and his posse of bounty hunters. Duane Lee, Leland, and Beth immediately rush the building as Dog follows in short side step behind them. A large security guard stops them before they can enter the building and attempts to stop them. Lelend flashes his badge and pushes his way past the guard. The camera crew follows them inside as Dog stops to talk to the security guard.
Tex: Holy cow! Dog the Bounty Hunter is here!
Duff: That bastard Ty The Tech Guy sold Goth out! He’s leading them straight to him! Someone better kick his ass and…
Tex: Ty is nowhere near here Duff! He’s preparing for his match on Wakiki Beach against Alex Young!
Dog puts his hand on the shoulder of the bulky man and asks him a question.
Dog: Hey Brah, you see this badge?
Guard: Yeah…?
Dog: It means that I’m looking for a felon. Now I’m about to ask you another question brah, and I want you to be straight with me yeah?
Guard: Okay.
Dog: Where is Goth Brah? Don’t be no hero and try to protect him, cause I can get you on impeding the warrant of a convicted felon yeah?
Guard: Oh…hey man, I’m only making 9 bucks an hour. It ain’t worth goin to no prison. Down the main hall, take a left. His door is the one that has The Gold name plate of Goth written on it.
Dog leans in and hugs the guard and tells him ‘Thanks’ before proceeding. The scene fades to the Waikiki Beach is nearly fully prepared for the first match of this Asylum Wrestling Alliance Breakout event in Honolulu, Hawaii. There is a reason our first match is taking place on the beach, just down a short distance from the Neal S. Blaisdell Center, and we now turn you over to Tex and Duff, who are in the Blaisdell Center, where they will call the match as it is projected on the TRON screen, so that they can set this match up for you.
Ty The Tech Guy vs. Alex Young
TEX: Welcome to Honolulu, Hawaii! Our first match for this edition of Asylum Breakout is a Hardcore Rules Match pitting Alex Young against Ty The Tech Guy. The specific Rules of this match is that it is a Hawaiian Aloha Rules Match.
DUFF: The first unique thing about this match is that the wrestlers are going to beat each other until one is knocked out and can not answer the ten count of Referee "Honest" Hal Smith. I believe they can also win if their opponent submits.
TEX: However, the twist comes in that the wrestlers are placed into a circle of stones, with each stone being about the size of a dinner plate, and there are several rings of stones. The wrestlers must stay within the ring of stones though.
DUFF: Well, Tex, it won't be likely that either of these wrestlers will try to walk out of the circle of stones, and the multiple rings are wide enough that they cannot simply jump out of the ring either. But take into account that each stone will be heated to an internal temperature of 500 degrees Fahrenheit and placed just below the surface of the sand. If either wrestler tries to walk out of the ring of stones...or tried to jump out and falls on the stones...or if his opponent drops him onto the stones...well you can see there would be some serious burn damage here.
TEX: Ouch! I would say so! And to make this match even more interesting, inside the circle, which is approximately 20 feet in diameter, there will be placed numerous items which may be used as weapons. I cannot see all the items which are being placed in the ring but I do see things like bamboo poles, a surfboard, and some pineapples, so it will truly be an interesting match like we have not seen before.
DUFF: Yeah for sure! They are about to start this match so we take you to the TRON where the action will be broadcast to the fans in the Blaisdell Center.
The crowd focuses on the TRON as CAN'T BE TOUCHED by Roy Jones hits the speakers on the beach. As Alex Young makes his way through the entrance area set up on Waikiki Beach, pyros erupt around him. He acknowledges the crowd even though he cannot see them since they are in the Blaisdell Center. Alex Young then walks over a covering set up on top of the extremely hot ring of stones and he walks to the center of the ring of stones.
STORMY CANYON: Here is our first wrestler in this opening match, a Hardcore Hawaiian Aloha Rules Match, from Miami, Florida, standing 6 feet 6 inches and weighing 255 pounds, he is "IRRESISTIBLE" ALEX YOUNG!!!
Alex Young acknowledges the announcement by Stormy and then we hear CODE MONKEY by Jonathan Coulton hit the speakers on the beach. We see Ty The Tech Guy step through the entrance area which is set up on the beach. He looks around on the beach and at the ring of super hot stones. He walks toward the covering which is on top of the hot stones and he walks into the ring of stones.
STORMY CANYON: Here is our next wrestler for this Hawaiian Aloha Rules Hardcore Match, he comes from Silicone Valley, California, he is 6 feet even and weighs 230 pounds, he is TY THE TECH GUY!!!
Ty also acknowledges the announcement by Stormy Canyon. The two wrestlers are inside the ring of hot stones with referee "Honest" Hal Smith. The covering which the three used as a ramp to walk over the hot rings of stones into the middle of the ring has been removed. Now the only way out is that the two have to beat each other down until one of them is unable to respond to a ten count by Hal Smith. Only after that has been accomplished will the ramp be replaced on top of the stones so that the two wrestlers, and Referee Hal Smith, can exit the hot rings of stones. Referee Smith runs down the rules of this match and how they win it and both wrestlers indicate they are ready to rumble. Hal Smith calls for the bell and the match is officially underway.
TEX: I am curious how this match is going to progress. Although I like the style of Alex Young I am not sure if he is able to compete with the aggressive style and determination of Ty The Tech Guy.
DUFF: I know what you are saying Tex. Well this match is Anything Goes so it will be interesting to see what tricks they have up their sleeves.
TEX: Uh, Duff, the wrestlers are not wearing any sleeves.
DUFF: It is a figure of speech Tex.
Alex Young tries for an early advantage by attempting a spear of Ty while Ty is distracted as he looked over at the three Hula dancing girls on the beach. Ty turns around just in time to see Young diving at him and Ty steps out of the way and slams a hard fist into the back of Alex as Young is going face first into the sand. Alex hits the sand hard and he takes a roll. He rolls dangerously close to the super hot stones in the sand and he realizes this as he feels the heat from the stones. Alex quickly gets to his feet and away from the hot stones to avoid getting burned. The camera crew cuts to a view of the three Hula dancing girls who are performing on the beach near the ring of hot stones. The camera slowly goes from one Hula girl to the next and then it stops on the face of the third Hula girl.
TEX: Ugh! That last Hula girl is one ugly Hula girl Tex. Damn!
DUFF: Yeah, no kidding! And I thought seeing Vickie Guerrero in her underwear was disgusting!
Alex spies the bamboo pole next to him so he stoops down and picks it up. Once again Ty is distracted by looking at the Hula dancing girls. Young takes the advantage by coming up behind Ty and swinging the bamboo pole hard to the back of the head of Ty. This stuns Ty for a moment and he stumbles a few steps forward. Alex takes the advantage by getting behind Ty and grabbing him around the throat and chin. Young tightens the grip on the face and neck of Ty in a sort of choke-sleeper hold. Ty is fighting off the attempt at a knockout but there is no way to get out of the ring for a breather due to the numerous rings of burning hot stones in the sand.
TEX: Wow! This match may be over quickly if Alex Young can knock Ty out with that choke-sleeper hold.
DUFF: I don't think Ty will give up easily.
Ty is fading from the hold. Referee Hal Smith steps in to see if Ty is still conscious. Satisfied that Ty is still conscious Referee Smith allows the match to continue. Ty drops to the sand and he is sitting there as Alex is still latched on to his neck and face. Ty is reaching out with his hands and feeling around to see what he might be able to grab on to for use as a weapon. He manages to feel out and grab a coconut. Ty grabs the coconut and he maneuvers it into his hand to the point where he can swing behind his head in an attempt to his Young with it. After a few missed attempts Ty is successful is smashing the coconut into the temple of Alex Young. The coconut shatters and coconut milk and coconut meat and shattered shell fly in every direction. Alex is stunned from the coconut shot to the head and he releases the hold on Ty and then he collapses on his back and he appears to be out cold.
TEX: That was a brutal coconut to the head shot by Ty The Tech Guy!
DUFF: It reminds me of the time Roddy Piper whacked that coconut to the side of the head of Jimmy Snuka on Piper's Pit!
TEX: I remember a quote from Jerry "The King" Lawler when he said, A COUPLE OF COCONUTS ON THE COCONUT!
Referee Smith walks over and he starts the count on Alex Young. If Alex cannot answer the ten count then the match goes to Ty The Tech Guy by Knockout. ONE...TWO...THREE... Ty keeps looking over at the three Hula dancing girls. FOUR...FIVE...SIX... Ty returns his attention to Alex Young. SEVEN...EIGHT... Alex Young stirs and gets to his knees and Referee Smith stops the count on him. Ty goes over and drags Alex to his feet. He then picks Young up and he walks him over to the surfboard which is on the said inside the ring. Ty body slams Alex Young on to the surfboard with a crack. Ty then places Young into a Mexican Surfboard maneuver while they are on top of the surfboard.
TEX: It appears Ty is going for a submission-knockout with a Mexican Surfboard maneuver.
DUFF: He should be using a Hawaiian Surfboard maneuver eh?
Referee Hal Smith steps up to ask Alex Young if he wants to submit. Young refuses to submit as he wants to win this match. Ty is angry that his Mexican Surfboard hold is not getting the job done. Alex Young is desperately trying to get out of the hold but he isn't having much success in doing so. We watch as Young reaches out and he claws the sand in a desperate attempt to pull himself off the surfboard and hopefully to get Ty into a position where he can wiggle out of the hold. We see Alex grab a large handful of sand and he tosses it in the direction of Ty's face. He does this several times and he is successful in getting enough sand into the eyes of Ty that he releases the hold on Alex and Young crawls away from Ty to get a breather and recover from the hold.
TEX: Isn't it amazing how something at tiny as grains of sand can disable a wrestler and make him release his hold?
DUFF: These two have to use whatever they can to their advantage. They have to stay inside the ring of fire stones because there is no way to get out without getting severely burned.
We see some workers carry a large storage trunk and set it down on the sand near the Hula dancing girls. The ugly Hula dancer walks over to the trunk and opens it. The camera is focused on her as she looks up into the camera, removes her wig and grass skirt, to reveal it is none other than Chris Shipman.
TEX: That isn't a Hula dancing girl! That's Chris Shipman!
DUFF: No wonder she was so ugly! I thought I recognized that face! What the hell is he doing here?
TEX: You know that Shipman is twisted so maybe he decided he would get involved in the match.
DUFF: He cannot enter the ring due to the multiple rings of hot fire stones, so I am not sure what he has in mind.
Ty and Alex approach each other and they are circling around like two roosters in a cock fight. Shipman reaches into the trunk and he pulls out a large pineapple. He hurls the pineapple toward the ring and it smacks into the back of the head of Ty The Tech Guy. Ty is furious but there isn't much he can do against Shipman at this time. He turns and yells something in the direction of Chris Shipman and as he turns he gets drop kicked by Alex Young. Alex then pulls Ty into a piledriver position and drives his head into the sand. It was more of an insult than a damaging move though because the sand isn't that hard. The two wrestlers again get to their feet and this time Shipman pulls out a Tiki torch from the trunk. He lights the torch and tosses it into the ring. Ty dives into the sand and comes up with the lit Tiki Torch. Shipman pulls out a second Tiki torch and he lights it and tosses that one into the ring also. Alex Young manages to grab the second Tiki torch and the two wrestlers are battling for the advantage as they swing their Tiki torches toward each other trying to burn their opponent and whack them with the torch.
TEX: If nothing else the arrival of Chris Shipman at the match is amusing.
DUFF: I wonder what else he has in that trunk?
The two continue to whack each other with the Tiki torches. The bamboo poles on the torches break and the Tiki torch falls to the sand and it extinguishes the flames rending them pretty much useless now. Ty and Alex are now pounding away at each other attempting to score the knockout for the win. Neither is getting a clear advantage but we can tell the blows they are landing on each other are taking a toll on them. We see Shipman reach into the trunk and he pulls out a large jar of water. Inside the jar is a Puffer Fish...one of those fish which expands itself when frightened thus exposing sharp spines so other fish cannot each it. Shipman slips on a pair of heavy thick gloves and then he reaches into the jar and he pulls out the Puffer Fish. As soon as he has the Puffer Fish out of the water he hurls it into the ring. While in mid-flight the Puffer Fish gets freaked out and it expands itself revealing needle sharp spines. The Puffer Fish plops onto the sand inside the ring while Alex Young and Ty The Tech Guy are punching each other out. Ty manages to pick Alex up to body slam him. He body slams Alex Young into the sand directly on top of the Puffer Fish. Alex screams out in pain as he lands on the sharp spines of the Puffer Fish. Young is thrashing around with the Puffer Fish stuck into his back. While he is thrashing around he rolls over onto the hot stones and he receives burns to his arms and upper body. Young quickly removes himself from the hot stones while still desperately trying to remove the Puffer Fish. He finally manages to pull it out of his back and he launches the Puffer Fish out of the ring. Alex is bleeding from the wounds in his back and we can tell the numerous wounds, and the burns, are very painful.
TEX: HOLY PIN CUSHION BATMAN!!! I have seen some sick twisted things in my day but I think Shipman even managed to out-do himself that time!
DUFF: The match can only get more bizarre from here out.
Alex Young is trying to keep away from Ty The Tech Guy until he can regain his composure. At the same time he is avoiding Ty, we see Shipman reach into the trunk and pull out a small Octopus. He hurls the Octopus into the ring and Young manages to grab onto the flailing thing. Alex spins around just as Ty is about to grab him and he pushes the Octopus into the face of Ty. The Octopus, scared shitless, wraps its arms around the head of Ty The Tech Guy. Ty is reaching around his head trying to pull the sucker laden tentacles off his head and he is temporarily blinded due to having the body of the Octopus on his face. While Ty is struggling to get the Octopus off his face, Alex Young walks up to him, drops to his knees, and lands a hard punch to the groin of Ty. The Tech Guy lets out a muffled moan as he stops trying to remove the Octopus from his head and instead of that he grabs his nutsack and drops, face-first, to the sand. Unfortunately for Ty The Tech Guy when he flops to the sand he happens to land close to the hot stones and his shoulder lands on top of the hot stone and gives him a burn. We hear a muffled groan from Ty as he backs off from the hot stone and continues to try to remove the Octopus from his head. Realizing he close to the hot stones he maneuvers his head, with the Octopus wrapped around it, toward the hot stones. When the heat from the stones becomes too intense the Octopus releases his grip on Ty's head and he crawls away. Alex walks over and he starts to stomp on the head of Ty The Tech Guy to either knock him out or make him submit. Ty hangs tough as he does all he can to fight off the attacks of Young and remain in the match.
TEX: Damn! Why doesn't some Asylum Wrestling Alliance Official come down here and physically remove Chris Shipman from ringside? He is interfering in this match!
DUFF: The match is Hardcore Rules Tex...there are no rules against interference or weapons!
TEX: Sorry I forgot in the heat of the battle. I will say this though, Ty The Tech Guy is one tough "sucker" in this match.
DUFF: You just had to toss in that "sucker" comment after the Octopus incident eh?
Ty is rolling around on the sand trying to avoid the stomps to the head by Alex Young. He manages to grab the foot of Young and stop one of the blows and he lifts up on the leg of Alex which causes Young to flip onto his back. Ty leaps up and then he jumps onto the chest of Alex Young. Ty starts to punch away at the head and face of Young as Alex attempts to block the punches. Referee Hal Smith steps in close to watch the action so that he can go for the knockout count when one of the two wrestlers is knocked out. The camera focuses on Chris Shipman again as he is reaching around inside the trunk apparently looking for something else which he can toss into the ring of fire stones for either Alex or Ty to use as a weapon. Shipman pulls out from the trunk and we notice he has a bottle in one hand and a cloth in the other. We are not sure what is inside the bottle but if it is coming from Chris Shipman it can't be good. We watch as Shipman takes out a large rubber band and he is attaching the cloth to the outside of the bottle. Another cameraman walks up to Shipman and he is able to get a quick close-up shot of the label on the bottle and we can make out the word ETHER on the label.
TEX: I cannot believe all those things Shipman had in that trunk! And now he comes up with a bottle of Ether?
DUFF: Without a doubt if Shipman can toss that bottle of Ether into the ring whoever is able to grab it and use it first is going to win this match due to knocking out his opponent with the Ether.
Shipman gets the cloth attached to the bottle of ether and he launches the bottle into the ring. Alex sees the bottle coming in and he dives for it as it hits the sand. When he realizes what the bottle contains, and that it will get him the victory over Ty The Tech Guy, a big smile comes on his face. Young quickly removes the cloth, opens the bottle, and he drenches the cloth with the ether. He waits for Ty to recover and approach him and as Ty is approaching him, Alex brings out the cloth and he spins around behind Ty The Tech Guy and he brings the cloth in front of Ty's face and he is attempting to place it over the nose and mouth of Ty. Smelling the ether on the rag, and realizing what is happening, Ty musters up all his remaining strength and he manages to slip out of the grasp of Alex Young, spin around behind him, and place Young into a hammerlock position with the arm containing the ether soaked cloth. With Alex's arm behind him, Ty removes the ether soaked cloth from Young's hand. Ty pulls Alex tight to his body thus trapping Alex's arm between him and Ty. Then Ty wraps his arms around the head and neck of Alex Young while he presses the ether soaked rag over the mouth and nose of Young. Referee Hal Smith steps in to work the knockout count once he has determined if Alex Young is knocked out. It only takes a few seconds and Young goes limp from the ether. Ty releases his hold on Alex and Young flops to the sand. Hal Smith steps up and delivers the count. ONE...TWO...THREE... FOUR...FIVE...SIX... we see Ty glance over at Chris Shipman ...SEVEN...EIGHT... Ty gives a thumbs up sign to Shipman and Chris returns an OK sign to Ty. ...NINE...TEN!!! Referee Hal Smith calls for the bell to end this match due to knockout.
TEX: Oh well...if Chris Shipman hadn't been involved in this match I believe Alex Young would have won.
DUFF: You also believe Lady Gaga is really a woman, hah!
STORMY CANYON: Here is the winner of this match, by knockout, he is TY THE TECH GUYYYYY!!!!!
The crowd erupts into a mixed reaction at the announcement of the results of this match. The ramp is placed over the hot coals to allow the participants to leave the ring without getting burned by the hot stones. Ty is the first to leave and he checks out the two real Hula girls before walking off. Referee Hal Smith administers smelling salts to Alex Young her jerks back to consciousness. When Referee Smith informs him that he lost the match Young is obviously upset but he cannot do anything but accept the decision. Alex leaves the ring and he makes it a point to brush past Chris Shipman and "accidentally" bump into Chris as he passes. Shipman just shrugs his shoulders and smiles. Hal Smith exits the ring and he heads off back to the Arena in case he is asked to officiate other matches tonight.
WINNER: Ty The Tech Guy
The Darkside hits over the sound system as Goth comes out to the ring with a look of pleasure upon his face. He gets in the ring as the fans boo him where he stands in the middle of the ring with a microphone in his hand and a look that would reveal that he has something on his mind
I’m a man that likes to make his once in a while special appearance in the ring when it matters. And the last few Wrestle Quests, I’ve had the pleasure of destroying names and making them look like my bitches
The crowd boos Goth as he raises his hands towards them to calm down for him
Goth: Last year stands out the most. It was a night where a man wanted to take my power. Only for having my match be interfered by a man that thought he could do it all… Mr. Irons, the one legged giant that now is running some elderly parenthood show somewhere in the south. And the name of Canis hasn’t been heard of since that fateful night, for a man that supposedly had his heart in the right place and a man that wanted to remove the fed from yours truly, he sure as hell is a coward at heart.
A small Canis chant can be heard as others are booing Goth, who is only standing there smiling
Goth: And seeing how things have been going lately, there isn’t anyone out there that even deserves a shot at his GREATNESS!!! I mean even if he was a coward, even if he was a joke to be around, at least the guy named Canis was worth being mentioned!! Not like some joke like Shane West!!! I mean seriously, who is he??
And then when I come to think of it. Canis was a bit of a joke as well. The guy could wrestle, sure. But then again, everyone can lock someone in a side headlock. He will never be a greater success than the greatest wrestler of all time. He is just a joke!! And were he to be here now, I would be crushing him like a grape. Because with all due respect for Mr. Irons… Nobody will come to save his ass once again. I….
Before Goth can carry on with his tirade, the lights in the arena begin to flicker slightly
Duff: You just can't get the staff these days!
Goth lowers the microphone to his side with a look of pure annoyance on his face, looking towards the rafters in disgust. The lights stop flickering eventually and he speaks again
Goth: I'm gonna start laying people off again if this shit carries on!!
A chant of "Pussy shit, pussy shit" resonates around the arena before Goth continues
Goth: When you've worked as hard as I have over the last few years, you'll understand! Nobody is worthy of my efforts in this ring, so Wrestle Que....
The lights begin to flicker more erratically, Goth's temper is beginning to flare... and then suddenly, they go out completely. The crowd is in suspense, but Goth has had it before and isn't being taken in
Goth: It's alright folks... everything's under cont..
A loud spat of white noise cuts Goth off and the giant screen over the stage area lights up with static... the sort you get when you don't tune the TV in correctly. Goth's attention slowly turns to the tron and he slowly makes his way over to the ropes closest to the stage looking perplexed and slightly nervous. The crowd are completey bemused, but excited none the less
Goth: What is this shit?!
Goth: I'm starting to think this is more than just some guys out back messing around in the lighting box...
Slowly but surely, the complete shadowy figure that has been following the Asylum's owner around for a number of weeks begins to fade into view amongst the static, causing Goth's jaw to drop slightly. The image becomes so clear that it is impossible to mistake it for anything else... the head to toe shadow of a man amongst the white noise
Tex: What.. on Earth??
Duff: Who or what in the blue hell is that?! That's creepy as fuck!
Goth begins to mumble into the microphone, looking and sounding more confused and irritated as each second passes
Goth: Wha... who... what kind of fucking game is..
As Goth tries to spit out his words, he's interupted emphatically by the haunting opening riff of "Better" by Guns N' Roses. The crowd instantly realise what's going on and erupt into a frenzy. Goth looks mortified, and a lonely man amongst the baying crowd
Tex: That's Canis' Music!! Is this for real?!
Duff: You have got to be shitting me!!
After the opening to the song has passed, the first beat almost knocks the PA speakers off their brackets as Canis steps out onto the stage area from behind the black curtain, a wry grin cross his face. His appearance has changed, no longer as smart or casual, he wears a plane, tight black t-shirt and dark, torn blue jeans and his sandy hair has been shaved. His eyes speak volumes as he burns a hole through the owner of the AWA... who himself looks completely stunned
Tex: CANIS IS BACK IN THE ASYLUM!! AND HE'S AFTER THE OWNER ONCE AGAIN!!
Duff: Get out of here!! What the hell does he want?!
Holding a mic by his side, Canis stands at the top of the ramp staring right through the owner as the crowd continue to roar with approval over "Better". Eventually, the music fades and the crowd just about subside... leaving Canis to speak into an AWA microphone for the first time in almost a year. His greeting sends chills down the spine, a creepy yet confident English tone
Canis: I'm baaaaaaccckkkk...
The capacity crowd greet the news with loud approval, Goth not knowing where to look. Canis' grin grows wider before he continues
I gotta say... You don't look best pleased to see me, Mr Owner Sir. In fact, you look like you've just watched Chris Shipman finger bang your cat...
The fans laugh in unison, with Goth still not knowing what to do with himself
And i don't blame you. I wouldn't wanna be greeted, after a long, uneventful twelve months by the very man that almost single handedly turned this Asylum on it's head and brought about the biggest threat to your tyranny in the AWA's history. No, I guess you could say.. the past has come back to haunt you once again.
Did you seriously think.. for one single minute.. that I was gone forever, never to return? You think I put in all of that leg work just to let you carry on as if nothing had ever happened? Goth... I'd like to think you know me better than that. After all, i took the trouble to get to know you better than most over the past year.. and let everybody else in on the joke that is your very existence at the same time..
The static returns to the big screen before being broken up by clips that were shown recently on Insomnia. Goth in the jacuzzi with Foxxy Dreams, the bribes, the blackmailing of referee's... Goth's jaw drops, his eyes fanning flames from within his soul. The screen fades to black
Canis: In case it hasn't sunk in by now... the lights, the shadows, the broken light bulbs, the tapes... i guess I couldn't resist fucking with ya before I decided to step out of the night and back on the path of righteousness.
Tex: It was the former General Manager all along!! Ha!
Canis: And oh how I laughed...
I guess it was only a fantastic coincidence that I decided to curtail my own amusement and get back down to business on the same night you publicly try and brush me off as a joke, a coward and all the other empty, spineless insults you've been chucking out here tonight. Is your memory serving you well, Goth? Is it clouded by shit? I certainly don't need to remind anybody else of what happened at Wrestle Quest... but I do suggest you put some more coin in your own pocket, hit the Asylum's online store and order yourself a copy of that match. Maybe then you'll begin to realise what the next few weeks have in store for you and your future here. Because trust me... i'm picking up where i left off and then some. You'll find out where I've been and what I've been doing for the past year in due course... but for now?
.. You'd better start focusing on your match at Wrestle Quest III... because this time, there'll be no lucky escape.
Goth looks on in shock, the crowd raising the roof once more as "Better" kicks in though the arena speakers. As the lights flicker, Canis abruptly turns and disappears through the curtain, leaving Goth to ponder the last ten minutes
Tex: This is huge! Goth looks completely shellshocked!!
The show cuts back to the ring where there is black carpet covering the entire thing. There are two chairs on opposite sides of a table that is sitting at the center of the ring. The camera pans to the announcers table where Tex and Duff are chatting about what’s going on.
Tex: I have no idea what’s going on Duff. They set this up over the commercial break and I am looking forward to seeing what surprise that they have in store for us this time.
Duff: I just this wish that this would hurry up and be done so that I can stretch out a bit.
Tex: Why do I work with you again?
Duff: Because I’m awesome.
The camera cuts to the rampway as Not Falling by Mudvayne hits over the PA system. Morbius steps out from underneath the Tron as the crowd goes nuts. He is wearing his faded blue jeans and a button up shirt while sporting his trademark sunglasses. He starts to walk down the rampway while giving fans high fives and pointing out to them smiling. He climbs into the ring and up the turnbuckles and looks out to the crowd patting his chest and laughing. He jumps back down into the ring and gets handed a mic through the ropes. He starts to say something but the fans interrupt with there constant cheers. Morbius just smiles and raises his fist in the air and then starts to talk again as the crowd dies down a bit.
Morbius: So I woke up today with a plan. I had everything all worked out and then…well it did. For all of you that read my news site you know that I have a huge announcement that is supposed to be made tonight. But what I did took a lot of work and then I had to make a lot of sacrifices to pull the right strings for this thing. But it all looks like it’s going to work out. On this table right here is a series of documents stating what I have in mind. They already have two signatures on them. The owner of the AWA and yours truly.
Morbius smile poses and the crowd goes nuts again. He walks around the table and jumps up and down on the ring as if over exaggerating how excited he is.
Tex: I guess this is the buildup to that announcement we were promised Duff.
Duff: Yeah but what exactly is it Tex. Is he leaving the AWA or something?
Tex: Why would he need a third signature for that?
Duff: Shut up.
Morbius starts to speak again.
Morbius: I just need the third one now but before we get to that I want to talk to you about what is actually going on. Over the past couple of months as you all know I have been having some problems with a certain group of people. No I’m not talking about Axiom or James. I am talking about, “The Family,” as you know them. Goth, Jynx and Fang. So I have been handling business as It should be. But the problem is that people keep getting involved and I have not been able to do what I want with them. But truth be told I have not concerned with them all. I am only concerned with one man and that man is Jonathan Porter.
Now, as i was saying.. Shane West isn't worthy of stepping in the ring with me at Wrestle Quest III.. and being the Universal Champion, by right, everybody that is clambering below him isn't worthy either! So this year...... i'm taking the year off!