A blood red limo pulls up to the Bukodan. The driver walks around to the back and opens the door. Out steps the lovely Brenda in a pink Yukata with silver flower print on it. Fang steps out of the limo dressed in a blood red silk shirt, black dress pants and red loafers. The walk into the Bukodan and are met by the other member of the Dogs of War, Canis. The two men shake hands and Canis leans in and gives the lovely Brenda a kiss on the cheek.
Canis: Well you are as lovely as ever Miss Brenda.
Brenda: Thank You, Canis.
Brenda and Canis smile at each other as Canis turns to Fang. Fang raises an eyebrow.
Canis: You ready for tonight? You’re not worried about one old man are you?
Fang (Chuckles): Get real, Bill had a couple easy opponents over the past few weeks, but he’s facing me in this ring tonight and I am the reigning International Champion. I’m ready. Hell I’m ready to put that old dog to sleep with the Full Metal Jacket. It does seem that my brother has one too many enemies though. The Inmates, well what’s left of them. Glenn Frank, and of course the Dogs of War. The difference between us and Glenn Frank though is my brother started this. I tried to reason with him at Bloodshed, but he decided he doesn’t want a simple solution. He decided he wanted to play his little games. I have a bit of a treat for him later though. I think off of Tokyo will be talking about it the next day.
Canis: Really? Tell me more.
Fang: Just watch and learn, Sean, watch and learn
The shot turns backstage
A camera turns on backstage and we see that we’re in the office of the AWA President of Public Relations, Stacy Kissinger. Currently she’s on the phone, supposedly recruiting new talent to possibly join the ranks of the AWA. There is a single knock at the door, but before Stacy can even get up to go to the door, the door opens and in comes the AWA General Manager Jay Gold. The crowd in the arena cheers.
Jay: So Stacy, as you figured it out, Chris Shipman is back. You know what that means.
Stacy: Well, bein’ the fact that he faces Ko…I mean Hank Henry III tonight, I’m assumin’ I get him next week?
Jay: Someone’s smart. But if you remember, that’s not all. It’s a First Blood Match. Also Stacy, I believe I recall that you were supposed to have at least 3 new wrestlers for our roster. Someone’s slacking at her promise…
Stacy: Well Jay, it’s hard to get talent to agree to contracts when Goth has The Family runnin’ around as if they own the place.
Jay: Fine, I’ll talk to Goth. Until then, you better have those 3 new wrestlers by next Monday. Because if you don’t, I’ll make sure that you will no longer be holding your current post. And you yourself Stacy will once again be forced to be an active member of the AWA roster.
Stacy just looks at Jay.
Stacy: Trust me, no one on the rostah wants that to happen. They all know what I’m capable of Jay. So just to protect ‘em, I’ll make sure to have those 3 wrasslahs fer ya by next week.
Jay: Good. That will be all…
Jay leaves Stacy’s office as the scene cuts back to the arena.
Stormy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will be a Hardcore Match!!!
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER by Blondie hits the speakers. The TRON crackles to life and we see a close-up shot of Bill Barnhart and Iris his English Bulldog. The TRON then shifts scenes to seversl clips of Bill's wrestling matches where he is either administering his Bulldog or Piledriver to his opponent. The spotlights focus on the backstage curtains and we see Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains. Bill comes out dressed in his Dark Pink Business Suit with Light Pink Shirt and Dark Pink Tie. Iris is dressed in her Pink Diamont-Studded Dog Collar. Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink pyros erupt causing a cascade of pink sparks to spill down on the entrance walkway around Bill. Bill stops at the landing at the top of the entrance ramp to play the crowd. He then takes off with a quick pace to the ring. When Bill arrives at the ring he climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, and then ducks through the ropes into the ring. Bill walks around the ring, then he removes is suit jacket, tie and shirt, and his suit pants, to reveal that he’s wearing a black pair of pants and a white and black referee’s shirt. He loosens a bit as his music slowly dies off. Bill turns to Stormy, who begins wrestler introductions for the upcoming hardcore match.
Stormy: Introducing first, from Ellis, New York, weighing in at 248 pounds…making his return to the ring…Mal- Um…err… Hank Henry the 3rd!!!!!!!!
No music plays as Hank Henry comes out with his limping manager Chaplin Graves. They discuss the pros and cons of the upcoming match until Hank looks up into the ring and sees Bill. Bill stares him and Chaplin down. Chaplin sends Hank into the ring under the bottom rope. Once inside Hank gives a thumbs-up to Bill, which makes Bill look even more peeved after what happened at last week’s pay per view.
Tex: Obviously Bill hasn’t forgotten about what went down at Bloodshed. And he must be glad that Hank Henry III automatically gets put into this type of match against the man that might possibly be the most sadistic man we’ve ever seen in our many years of announcing.
Duff: He’ll get what he deserves tonight at the hands of Chris Shipman. And unlike Tex here, I’m not afraid to say the words Chris Shipman.
Tex: Anyway, these two should put out a beauty of a hardcore match here tonight.
Duff: Meaning it will end quickly in Shipman’s favor!
Stormy: And Hank’s opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from West London…he is the Psycho…Chriiis Shipmaaaan!!!
The arena lights go out as the opening to Du Hast begins blaring. Strobe lights begin flashing as green purple and red spotlights move up and down the ramp and ring as the drums kick in. Smoke fills the curtain area as Shipman walks out from behind it and quickly moves down to the ring in his ripped jeans and noose. He just walks by fans reaching out to touch him and get hi 5's. He gets in the ring and tosses the noose to the floor as the lights go back to normal and the music fades.
Bill Barnhart calls for the bell to be rung and it is. However Shipman slides back out of the ring and Hank looks down at him with a questionable look on his face. Bill stares Shipman down and begins a ten count.
Bill: ONE!... TWO!!...
Tex: Why isn’t Shipman fighting? Usually he loves to make his opponents bleed.
Duff: I have no idea. Why don’t you go over to him, ask him, and probably get your eyes gauged out? That would be worth watching!
Bill just keeps counting as Chris slowly backs up from the ring even more.
Bill: THREE!... FOUR!... FIVE!... SIX!...
At the count of six, the beautiful silhouette of Stacy Kissinger can be seen flying down the entrance ramp. From behind she grabs Chris Shipman at the neck and takes him down with the American Kiss. However the moment before she grabs Chris, Hank has turned Bill around in the ring. Bill and Hank jaw-jack a bit as Stacy stands back up, looking down at Shipman with a huge smirk on her face!
Tex: Our General Manager right before this match laid down the law that Stacy would be facing Shipman next week in a First Blood Match! I never thought she would go right at the Psycho though! WOW!
Duff: That’s my girl! Make daddy proud!
Tex: You’re not her daddy.
Duff: Odd…she was calling me that all night last night…
Stacy brings Shipman to his feet and slides him back into the ring before hopping the crowd barrier and taking a vacated seat at ringside. Meanwhile Hank goes around Bill and sees Shipman laying there. Hank looks down at where Chaplin is standing and Chaplin just shrugs his shoulders before sliding in a baseball bat that he obviously found underneath the ring. Bill however intercepts the baseball bat and goes to swing at Hank’s head. Hank ducks and Bill whiffs in his attempt. The camera shoots a glimpse over at Stacy who is just shaking her head, her eyes mainly on Shipman’s torso.
Duff: Look at the fire in her eyes! Although I must admit, I saw more fire last night…
Tex: Cut that stuff out already Duff!
Duff: No.
Hank Henry, having avoided the bat, goes over to Shipman’s body and lays an arm down on top of it for a cover. Bill at first doesn’t count.
Tex: He’s made it a big point that he doesn’t like either of these two guys as he’s had problems with both in the past. Come on Bill! Do your job!
Duff: He doesn’t have to if he doesn’t see fit.
In the ring we can hear Bill yelling at Shipman to get up. Bill now holds the bat near both Hank and Chris. Hank though yells back for Bill to count the fall. Still Bill doesn’t do it. Hank now stands up and swipes the baseball bat from Bill’s hand and whacks him right in the abdomen with it. Hank then whips Bill into the furthest corner of the ring, setting him up for the Care Bear Stare. He delivers the kick to Bill’s groin and Bill collapses to the canvas. Hank now looks back at Shipman who is finally beginning to come to. Referee Simon Jones can be seen high-tailing it to the ring. He slides in as Hank stands in perfect position to hit his finishing the move, the Proletariat Lariat. Chris turns partially, right into the move and lands up being floored by Hank Henry III. Hank grabs for the leg and hooks it, looking for the three count to win the match.
Referee Simon Jones: ONE…TWO…THREE!!!!!
Stormy: The winner of this Hardcore Match…Hank Henry III!!!!!!
The bell is heard at ringside as Bill is getting back to his feet, looking even more pissed off now at Hank Henry III. Hank celebrates his win for a couple of seconds before sliding out of the ring. He and Chaplin head up the wrestler’s ramp, Chaplin raising Hank’s hand in victory. The camera then pans over to Stacy, who just blows a kiss towards the lens and quickly states:
Stacy: See ya next week, Christopher.
Back in the ring Shipman has gotten back to his knees. He looks around and spots the backside of Stacy as she has begun to leave the ringside area via the crowd. He licks his lips, his eyes bugged open wide.
Tex: All Stacy did was anger Shipman. Should make for an interesting Monday Night next week!
Duff: Stacy can handle herself. Just like Shipman can as well. Shipman may not have won here tonight, but if there was anyone that I wanted to see more than Shipman, it was Stacy Travers.
Tex: Kissinger…
Duff: Travers…
As the two announcers bicker a bit, another shot shows Shipman rolling out of the ring, heading for the backstage area, holding his head a bit.
The Golden Age of Grotesque blasts across the sound system as Goth walks out to the ring, he is dressed in a long black Goth like robes. He is followed to the ring by Sapphira, who is wearing her usual wrestling outfit. Goth stops halfway the entrance way and stares at the crowd who are booing the owner of the AWA who grins and walks further on. He steps into the ring and Sapphira gives him a mic. The crowd continues to boo.
Goth: Konichiwa, Tokyo. It’s so good to be here in the land of the rising sun. Home of raw fish eaters and wife beaters. A country where they care more about work than finding a decent hot dog. (Crowd boos louder) I’m here to talk about one man. A man who’s been a thorn in my side in recent weeks, a man who just won’t do what he’s told. My darling little brother, Fang.
Goth mentions his brother’s name and the arena goes crazy. Basically because they are cheering a man who is giving Goth so much trouble. Goth’s frustration is evident with the crowd as he pauses a minute.
Goth: But I have a way to fix that little problem. Since I am the owner of the AWA, I can do whatever I want. So effective immediately Jonathan Porter is str….
Suddenly the lights go out and a familiar roar is heard. The Japanese crowd goes nuts as the Godzilla theme plays over the PA. Pyros go off all around the darkened entrance way. A blue glow comes from beneath the stage as a shape beings to rise from the depths. A the theme begins to get faster and faster spotlights play on the figure to reveal the King of Monsters. Godzilla begins to walk towards the ring as the theme slows with his truding steps. Goth is standing in the ring confused . Godzilla makes his way to the ring and somehow maneuvers between the ropes and the lights come up and he is standing right in front of Goth. Goth gets a smirk on his face.
Goth: Come on now Fang, this is kind of ridiculous. Brings me back to the days when we were fighting Al and Grinder and you dressed like the Philly Phanatic. I know it’s you in there.
Godzilla just stands there imposing his will in the ring as Goth is focused on the owner and the King of Monster’s stare down. Goth reaches up and grabs the head off the Godzilla suit and to his surprise inside is a battered member of security. Goth looks even more confused as the lights go out again. The are off for a moment. Then when the lights come back up the Godzilla suit is gone and Fang is standing behind his brother. Fang taps him on the shoulder and Goth turns around. Fang scoops his brother up and applies the Full Metal Jacket. The Japanese fans go nuts again and Fang grabs the mic.
Fang: You didn’t listen. I warned you and I warned you, but you had to keep pushing. You had to keep playing your old games. So yes I revamped one of my old games and used it on you, Brother. Now for the last time, Goth, I’m giving you one final chance. Stay the hell out of my way. Stop playing your games with me, because this can be then end of this. Or this can only be the beginning, and you are not the man you once were while I am now one of the best in the world. I’ve tried to be nice, but this is the only thing you understand. You brought this on yourself, Goth. Enjoy your little nap.
Fang leaves the ring and jumps into the crowd as the Family finally makes their way down to the ring. Fang just looks out at the rest of the members of the Family and shakes his head at them as the Japanese crowd enjoys their moment with the International Champion.
The scene opens up backstage in The Family’s locker room, the self appointed “King Of Controversy” Jason “The Sensation” Stevens is seen chatting to stablemate Bill Barnhart whilst Jason’s entrouge (minus Sophie who we assume is off training with another Family member) are chatting amongst themselves, we listen in on Jason’s conversation.
JS: Bill, you should’ve been there man, the crowd was so angry I could’ve sworn that I was going to be crucified by the end of the night!
Bill shakes his head.
BB: Only you would see that as a good thing, anyway where is the armed escort that you mentioned?
Jason motions to the door with his thumb.
JS: Outside, that way we get our privacy but only guys and gals that are on a list of names I gave them are allowed to enter. And don’t worry I included The Family’s other members on that list too!
Bill just grins and looks at the time.
BB: And on that note Jason, your match is next!
Jason, Marty and Carrie leave as the scene fades.
BODIES by Drowning Pool hits the speakers in the Budokhan Arena in Tokyo, Japan. Red and white strobe lights flash around the arena. Glenn BLOOD LUST Frank comes out from the backstage area and he stops at the top of the entrance ramp to play the crowd to a mostly favorable reaction. He then focuses his attention on the ring and confidently struts down the ramp to the ring. He walks up the ring steps and then he ducks through the ropes and into the ring. Frank walks to the center of the ring and as he raises his arms in the air a large explosion erupts from the four ring posts. Glenn waits in the middle of the ring for the appearance of his opponent, Jason Stevens, and he stands there staring up into the entrance area.
TEX: Glenn Frank is a very exciting wrestler and he should make easy work of Jason Stevens tonight.
DUFF: Oh I don’t know about that. Jason Stevens is a tough wrestler but he has received a few bad breaks lately.
STORMY CANYON: Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you, from New Mexico, standing tall at 6 feet 1 inch and weighing 250 pounds, it is GLEN “BLOOD LUST” FRANK!!!!!
The crowd goes into a mostly favorable reaction until HALO by Machine Head hits the arena speakers. We see Jason Stevens come out from the backstage area and he has his Manager, Marty McFarge and his sister Carrie. The fans go into a major diss on Stevens and his company but he and Marty and Carrie totally ignore them. He stops at the top of the entrance ramp and motions toward Glenn Frank, who is in the ring, that he is going to defeat him tonight. Stevens, McFarge, and Carrie walk down the ramp and arrive at ringside. Marty and Carrie take seats at ringside while Jason Stevens pulls himself up on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. Referee Simon Jones calls the two wrestlers to the middle of the ring for pre-match instructions.
TEX: Oh well, we can surely see where this match is going to go with Carrie and McFarge in the corner of Jason Stevens. This match has INTERFERENCE and CHEATING written all over it.
DUFF: You always try to read more into a situation than what is really there. You don’t honestly expect Carrie or Marty McFarge to interfere in the match do you?
TEX: Yes!
STORMY CANYON: Ladies and gentlemen, I now introduce to you, from Las Vegas, Nevada at 5 feet 7 inches and 175 pounds, it is JASON “THE SENSATION” STEVENS!!!!!
The crowd again erupts into booing and screaming against Jason Stevens. Marty McFarge stands up and faces the crowd to try to calm them down but this only makes the crowd boo and scream louder. Referee Simon Jones is still giving pre-match instructions to Glenn Frank and Jason Stevens. He is informing them that this is a Standard Rules match where you win by pinfall, submission, or countout. Referee Jones also informs the two that he will not tolerate any interference in the match and that he will quickly disqualify the offender. He asks if they both understand and both Glenn and Jason state that they do. Simon Jones tells them to go to a corner and come out wrestling when the bell rings. Both wrestlers go to a corner and await the bell to start the match.
DUFF: Jason Stevens has a major disadvantage in this match. He is giving up 6 inches of height and 75 pounds of weight.
TEX: Although it may appear that would be a disadvantage to Stevens it will actually work in his favor as he is quicker and lighter so he can get around the ring faster.
DUFF: You mean run away faster? Har har har!!! What a loser!
TEX: What the…?
Tex takes offense to the remarks from Duff and he stands up and towers over Duff. All Duff does is look up at him, take a drink of beer, and burp in his face.
DUFF: *Buuuurrrrrpppp!* Sit down and call the match Tex! Damn!
Referee Jones motions to the Timekeeper to ring the bell to start the match and this match is officially underway. Jason and Glenn approach each other and they lock up. With his height and weight advantage Frank gets a quick advantage on Stevens and he backs him into a corner. Referee Jones quickly steps in and demands a break. Glenn breaks quick enough to break the count but then he lays a hard punch to the face of Stevens. Simon Jones steps into the face of Glenn Frank and issues him a warning for a punch on the break. Frank shrugs his shoulders as if he didn’t do anything illegal. Glenn pushes past Referee Jones and he hits a hard forearm smash to the chest of Jason Stevens. He leans back and lands another forearm smash to the chest of Stevens. Glenn Frank grabs the arm of Stevens, pulls him out of the corner, and whips him into the opposite corner. He quickly follows Jason into the corner but Stevens sees him coming and dives out of the corner, causing Glenn Frank to fly through the ropes and hit his shoulder on the steel ring post.
DUFF: There is the first major mistake of this match. I only hope Jason Stevens can quickly take advantage of that mistake.
TEX: I cannot argue with you about that call Duff. It was a major mental mistake on the part of Glenn Frank.
Jason is slow getting to his feet after the forearm smashes and whip into the corner. He sees that Frank is holding his shoulder so Jason staggers over to him and kicks him in the shoulder. He then drops an elbow on top of Glenn’s shoulder and then he pulls him to his feet. Stevens slips behind Frank and puts him into a hammerlock and lifts up on it to apply extreme pressure to his shoulder. Glenn is agonizing from the pain but he refuses to give up when Referee Simon Jones asks him. Frank manages to inch his way to the ropes and he puts his leg through the ropes to cause a break. Referee Jones demands that Stevens breaks his hold. Jason breaks the hold by repays Glenn Frank with a punch to his shoulder on the break. Referee Jones issues a warning to Stevens for the punch on the break.
TEX: Both wrestlers have one warning from Referee Simon Jones. Usually Jones will give only two stern warnings before disqualifying a wrestler.
DUFF: Yes he does, but I think he may allow some freedom in this match.
Frank is upset about the punch on the break and he lets Referee Simon Jones know of his disapproval. Glenn is shaking his arm to get feeling and circulation back into his shoulder. He massages his shoulder as he walks around the ring to buy some time. Stevens holds back so as not to make an error. Frank finally feels confident and he walks toward Jason. The two lock up again and this time Stevens manages to back Frank to the ropes. Glenn is trying to pull Jason off him while Referee Jones is demanding a break from Stevens. Jason yells to the Referee that Glenn is grabbing his hair and Jones diverts his attention to look at Glenn’s hand on the back of Jason’s head to see if there is a hair pull. Jason breaks his hold on Frank on the ropes and he gets in the Referee’s face and manages to turn the Referee around so that his back is to Glenn Frank. While Jason and Referee Jones continue arguing, we see Marty McFarge run up to the ring and grabs Glenn Frank by the legs and he pulls hard causing Glenn Frank to drop face first into the mat. The Referee hears the noise and he turns to see Glenn lying face down on the mat. He also sees Marty McFarge returning to his seat so he walks over and asks him if he interfered in the match. Marty, of course, denies any wrongdoing and sits down in his seat to watch the rest of the match. Glenn Frank is on his feet and arguing with the Referee about the interference on the part of Marty McFarge. Referee Jones informs Frank that he cannot call something he didn’t see.
TEX: Okay Duff didn’t I tell you that Jason Stevens would have interference in this match?
DUFF: What interference? Marty didn’t do anything but walk up to the ring to get a look at Glenn Frank to see if he was injured and then he returned to his seat. Stop trying to make stuff up.
Glenn Frank has a look on his face that speaks volumes on how upset he is over the interference on the part of Marty McFarge on behalf of Jason Stevens. Glenn stalks Stevens and Jason decides to exit the ring to get away from him. Jason is on the arena floor as Glenn Frank exits the ring and chases him down. Frank catches up with Stevens and the two start trading punches while Referee Jones is starting his count on the two men outside the ring. ONE… Frank gets the upper hand on Stevens and then he picks him up in his arms and pushes him into the announcer’s table, causing the table to crash to the floor. TWO… Glenn gets up and reaches into the rubble to pull Jason Stevens out. While he is distracted with pulling Stevens out of the splinters, we see Marty McFarge come up behind Glenn Frank and whack him on the back of the head with a metal folding chair. Glenn drops to his knees and holds the back of his head. THREE… Frank manages to get to his feet about the same time that Jason Stevens has managed to get out of the collapsed announcer’s table. The two men are standing a few feet from each other and neither one is going for the first move in this standoff. FOUR… Jason is trying to keep Glenn’s attention on him as he maneuvers around the ring to try to get back into the ring to break the count out on both of them. Glenn catches up to Jason and he grabs him by the throat and lifts him off the arena floor in an attempt to choke slam him to the floor. FIVE… Just then Carrie comes running up to the two wrestlers and she waves her arms to get the attention of Glenn Frank. SIX… Glenn glances over in her direction and when he does Carrie flips her skirt up to reveal a very small frilly pink thong panty. Glenn’s eyes get big as Carrie turns her back on him and lifts the skirt up on her butt once again showing her frilly pink thong. SEVEN… Frank is entranced as he releases the hold on Jason’s throat. Jason takes full advantage of the distraction to drop to the arena floor and punch Glenn Frank in the groin. EIGHT… Jason quickly pulls Glenn to his feet and rolls him into the ring to break the count at EIGHT. Jason gets into the ring and immediately goes off on Glenn Frank. Jason body slams Glenn to the mat and quickly follows it up with an elbow drop across the throat. He then lifts Frank to his feet and whips him into the ropes to catch him with a clothesline on the rebound. Jason once again whips Glenn into the ropes and this time he catches him and body slams him hard into the mat. Jason then leaps up on the top turnbuckle, leaps off, executes a backflip, and lands hard on Glenn Frank in his Shooting Star Press finisher. Jason hooks both legs of Glenn Frank as Referee Simon Jones drops for the count. ONE…TWO…THREE!!! Referee Jones calls for the bell to end the match and then he demands that Jason Stevens gets up off Glenn Frank and he does. Referee Jones stands next to Jason Stevens for the announcement of the results of the match.
STORMY CANYON: Here is your winner of this match, by submission using the sleeper hold, it is JASON “THE SENSATION” STEVENSSSSS!!!!!
Referee Jones raises the hand of Jason Stevens in victory, with the crowd booing loudly, and then he drops his hand. Jason Stevens exits the ring and walks over to where Marty McFarge and Carrie are located. Jason HIGH FIVES Carrie for her part in distracting Glenn Frank and then the three head up the ramp to return to the dressing room area. We return to the ring where the Paramedics are examining Glenn Frank to see if he can exit the ring under his own power.
TEX: Well there you go Duff. The only way Jason Stevens could win was with Marty McFarge attacking Glenn Frank and Carrie Stevens flashing her panties. This is bullshit!
DUFF: You sure whine a lot Tex. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
The camera's turn to the backstage area for the next interview
We are backstage in the office of Asylum Wrestling Alliance Owner Goth. He has Bill Barnhart in his office and Bill is standing in front of Goth's desk.
GOTH: Bill, you have failed me two weeks in a row in the wrestling ring! You lost to Metamania and the to Dmitri? I sent you out to destroy Dmitri and what did you do? You lost?
BULLDOG BILL: Goth, you saw my promo recently where I had that revelation from God right? You know that I was starting to take wrestling too seriously and God told me that I just need to get back to having fun and I will start winning again.
GOTH: Well, okay, I can understand that, but you really need to destroy Fang this week. I know he has been tough to defeat lately but I know you can do it. You have defeated some of the greatest wrestlers ever so Fang should be no problem. Bill, although I was Special Guest Referee for your match with Dmitri, and for sure I wanted to destroy him, I could not get involved in the match to help you.
BULLDOG BILL: Don't worry Boss! Fang is history! I am going to have the most fun of my wrestling career proving he is nothing!
We cut back to Tex and Duff at ringside as they get ready to call the next match.
Stormy Canyon: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a non title match!! The first wrestler to come down the aisle stands in at 6'0 and weighs in at 240 pounds!! Representing The Family!!! The Bulldog!! Bill Barnhart!!!!
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER by Blondie hits the speakers. The TRON crackles to life and we see a close-up shot of Bill Barnhart and Iris his English Bulldog. The TRON then shifts scenes to seversl clips of Bill's wrestling matches where he is either administering his Bulldog or Piledriver to his opponent. The spotlights focus on the backstage curtains and we see Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains leading Iris on her leash (Iris is not always present at Bill's matches though). Bill comes out dressed in his Dark Pink Business Suit with Light Pink Shirt and Dark Pink Tie. Iris is dressed in her Pink Diamont-Studded Dog Collar. Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink pyros erupt causing a cascade of pink sparks to spill down on the entrance walkway around Bill (and Iris if she is accompanying him). Bill stops at the landing at the top of the entrance ramp to play the crowd. He then takes off with a quick pace to the ring. When Bill arrives at the ring he (hands the leash of Iris to an attendant at ringside) climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, and then ducks through the ropes into the ring. Bill walks around the ring, then he removes is suit jacket, tie and shirt, and his suit pants, to reveal his wrestling attire consisting of (one of the following: Pink Wrestling Outfit with Black Trim with Black Heart sewn over heart or the Black Wrestling Outfit with Pink Trim with Pink Heart sewn over heart.) Bill then takes up residence in a corner to await the arrival of his opponent
Stormy Canyon: And his opponent, standing in at 6'0 and weighing in at 220 pounds!! He is our current International Champion!!! Fang!!!!
The howl of a wolf is heard as the lights in the arena dim. Wolfmoon from Type O Negative begins to play and a shower of white pyros comes from the entrance. Fang walks out in his wrestling attire, a nice white t-shirt, black jeans and black shoes. He walks around the ring area with a sneer on his face but finally slaps hands with some of the fans, while he recieves a mixed reaction. Fang slides into the ring and stares at Bill Barnhart who taunts the champion to get face to face with him.
Tex Martin: I think this will be a match that Goth has been wanting to see
The bell rings as Bill charges in on Fang and starts to pound away on the International Champion and follows it up with an Irish Whip and a clothesline that sends the champion down on the canvas. Bill follows it up with a front facelock on Fang as he starts to put all of his weight on the neck of the champion. Fang tries to get to his feet and gets to a vertical base while Bill holds on to the hold and Fang starts to deliver several big time elbows in the midsection of Barnhart. This causes him to be released from his grip and he runs to the ropes, but only to be levelled by a high knee in the midsection of Fang. Bill then runs to the ropes and delivers a high knee to the face of the champion. Bill goes down for the three count, but Fang manages to kick out at the count of one.
Duff Travers: Get him Bill!!!
Bill goes back to his headlock hold and this time before he knows it he gets both arms of Fang wrapped around his waist and the International Champion delivers a Side Suplex and drops the former champion on his side. Fang gets up and grabs Bill by the head and slams the head on the canvas several times before locking him in a reversed chinlock with his knee int he back of the member of the Family. Fang slowly gets up after a while and goes for a DDT in the middle of the ring. He goes for the cover, but Bill manages to kick out.at the final moment. Fang grabs Bill and whips him in the ropes and goes for a clothesline that Bill ducks. Bill turns around and goes for one himself as Fang kicks him in the midsection and then follows it up with a Fatal Shot in the middle of the ring.
Tex Martin: Fatal Shot!!!!
Fang covers Bill and the referee goes for the three count and calls for the bell. Fang gets up and rolls out of the ring and grabs the championship belt as he heads to the back.
We cut to the back where Canis is flexing his arms in anticipation for his match up with Metamania, which could prove to be the last time we see the One and Only in action ever again. A sad thought indeed, one which Canis is struggling to come to terms with. He mutters to himself under his breath
If there was ever a God, he's one son of a bitch. Whether it be some cruel twist of fate that i have been chosen to retire Metamania after finally realising him as one of few good men in this Asylum or a sick joke on behalf of the Family.. i don't know. Either way, it shall be a bitter sweet victory.
Incredible to think that, after realising the error in my ways and noting Meta as one of the shining examples of how to live, it has become that i now have to slay him. How cruel life can be. But... i am the Universal Champion... and these scenario's have to be dealt with in an appropriate manner. With dignity, respect... but ultimately in victory.
Sorry Meta... it's time to say..... Goodbye.
Canis shakes his head to ensure he is fully focused on the task at hand and kicks the door that leads to the arena floor out of pure frustration. He heads down the hall to put the final nail in the coffin of Metamania. Grab the hankies... this could get emotional
Texx: Ladies and gentlemen, coming up next is our main event, a non title rematch between Canis and Metamania in what is sure to be a bloody war.
Duff: Texx, you have just broken the “most obvious statement” world record beating out that guy who said a million bullets to the groin would hurt like hell but that’s not the point, this has been one of the most anticipated matches all week and the fans can’t wait for it to start!
Texx: And neither can the wrestlers! Look!
We can see Metamania and Canis brawling down the ramp exchanging punches and occasional kicks, they eventually reach the ring and Stormy quickly gets out of the ring and the ref signals for the bell, the wrestlers don’t seem to notice however as they are too distracted by their brawl, Metamania ducks a wild right from Canis and gets him into position for The Rage Of The Dragon, however as it is still early in the match Canis is able to fight out of the move and hits Metamania with a clothesline, he goes for the first cover of the match 1....2.....Metamania rolls up Canis out of nowhere 1....2....kickout.
Texx: Both men have had their respective first pinfalls of the match but it’s to early for either of them to win.
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