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Outside the Omnisports de Paris-Bercy in Paris, France before the AWA teleivsed wrestling extravanda known as Monday Night Insomnia begins. AWA security is blocking someone from entering the stadium. The large men try to stop a very agnry American from entering the building. He has long blond hair with a matching beard. His shirt torn off from a previous scuffle showing his bare sweaty muscular chest. In his right fist he is holding a leather strap to a war hammer. The fans watch on the Teletron cheering for it is AWA Vice President, Thor Odinson.

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Thor: Where is he? Where is that sack of horse shit?

AWA Security: I am sorry, sir. But you are not allowed here. As orders from the AWA President. I am here to ask you to leave the premises.

The largest of the three security guards has his hand out to stop, AWA Vice President from entering the stadium. The man nearly stands seven feet but Thor is unimpressed, pointing to his chest.

Thor: Goth has run with his tail between his legs all week. Do you know who the hell I am?

AWA Security: The man we are told not to allow here at Monday Night Insomnia. Now leave sir or we will remove you from here with force.

Thor laughs at this his hand gripping his war hammer known as Ball Buster. Starting at the lead guard of AWA security straight into the eye with a smile.

Thor: Goth has sent you goons to stop me? Only three of you? No one else was that stupid.

<AWA Security: Now sir, I will have to ask you to leave, NOW. Goth said by any means necessary. I am going to enjoy this.

The large lead guard points his finger at the chest of Thor before he and his goons start to push him away. Thor answers back before any of them can react with a blow of his hammer into one's gut. Followed by an elbow on the base of the neck sending the security guard down to the ground. His buddy gets a hold of Thor, but it was foolish. Thor drops his war hammer grabbing the security delivering a gutbuster sending the guy to the ground. .

The large security goon grabs Thor from behind in a massive bear hug. Thor is up in the air trying to get out of the massive grip. Digging his arms underneath the massive powerful arms of the goon security guard. Thor breaks out of the hold falling ou turning around to face the giant of a man before him. The security guard is familiar with an average man not a professional wrestling athlete as he attacks Thor with a punch too slow. Thor twists the arm moving in gaining leverage to his opponent. Lifting him up in the air. Dropping the guard down on the ground from his Gorilla Press. Wiping his hair back and some sweat with his hand, Thor points to the camera .

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Thor: Goth! I am coming for you! Tonight! You will not escape the wrath from the Hammer of the Gods!

The opening credits end showing the AWA Pay Per View team of Duff Travers and Tex Martin. Duff Travers is actually happy tonight with Tex Martin beside him not so happy. A trend and surprise for most people to see.

Duff: Ahhh Paris, I love Paris. So many memories. These are people that enjoy the right kind of entertainment.

Tex: Mimes and the so called genius Jerry Lewis?

Duff: Yes! You appreciate a Mimes and Jerry Lewis too?.

Tex: I have always been a Dean Martin man myself as for mimes. There are no good live ones.

Duff: Oh so you are a fan of the classics of the mime tradition.

Tex: You can say that, but me and my truck call them speed bumps.

There in the ring is a immaculate wooden table with various old style engraving going down the legs. On top is a porcelain tea set with blue and red flowery designs next to a matching plate with crumpets. Sitting in a high antique Victorian chair is a woman dressed in a Victorian styled outfit of white and some black and pink in a very Marie Antoinette sexy outfit. Her long pink hair falls to her shoulders has a tea cup in her hand stirring it.

Photobucket Penny Dreadful: Talk.

The fans cheer seeing Penny Dreadful has returned tonight here in France with her infamous Tea Time. The Gothic Lolita walks swaying her hips as she pours her tea. The fans can easily see the corset just barely covers her top.

Penny Dreadful: It has been a taxing time here in the AWA no doubt. Our President and Vice President are butting heads over the direction of the AWA. I am sadly caught in the middle of their devil's deal. If Goth loses, he gives control to my employer, Thor Odinson. If Thor Odinson should lose, I must cast my heart towards Goth.

Penny slouches in her large posh chair looking at the audience. Sipping her tea a little the thought of Thor Odinson losing is not something she is looking forward too. She does not like being a pawn in this chess match.

Penny Dreadful: I know but that is price, I pay to work with a god. I suppose. Still my tragedy of being torn in two neither by own choosing. I have become a pawn in this gambit along with the rest of the AWA what will be happening at Merry Mayhem? Will my heart remain mine of my own choosing? Or will my heart be chosen by another? In two weeks, I will know before this year's end. It frightens me as Goth, the AWA President has banned Vice President Thor Odinson from this building.

Shivering, Penny Dreadful remembers Goth pinning her to the corner of the ring, where she was alone no one came to help her until Thor Odinson arrived. She has been the AWA damsel in destress for months and it looks like that is not changing anytime soon.

Penny Dreadful: It seems cheating Thor Odinson out of his victory over Fang last week was not enough. Now Goth wants to make a major announcement to not allow the Hammer of the Gods to interfere. Goth fears Thor's wrath and this cannot be good for any of us. Not even myself.

Moving her thoughts from the darkness that could be looming here in the AWA and her own life. Penny Dreadful moves on towards the matches setting them up for tonight. She does not notice a squat fat man in a black suit with beady eyes creeping through the audience.

Penny Dreadful: Tonight, here in Paris, the AWA is bringing our famous Monday Night Insomnia. Tonight in our opening match of Laz vs. Anthony Pheonix in a hardcore match.

The fans cheer as Penny continues her talk towards the fans. Not once noticing the weird looking man in the black suit licking his lips staring at her in a lecherous way. Smiling Penny sips her tea to talk about the next match of the night.

Penny Dreadful: We kick it up with the first Tag Team Tournament match for the AWA Tag Team Championship. A grudge match to boot between Axiom's Blood Brothers, 'The Monster' Chaos and our TV Champion Matthew Toddi against 7 Deadly Sins's Gabriel & our International Champion, Despayre.

Penny Dreadful has her favorite, 7 Deadly Sins anyone but Axiom winning is a good night for Penny Dreadful. This is going to be one hell of a match as she sips her tea thinking of it. Not at once noticing the weird looking man sneaking over not noticing the fans warnings.

Penny Dreadful: To not to disappoint the final match to determine who will be joining the Fatal 3-Way for the Universal Championship. Young rising star, Swifty McVay against Jason Stevens, who found himself winning last week in an interesting way.

Now towards, Fang the Universal Champion. Goth's so-called blood brother the one that Goth used to humiliate her boss, who was protecting her after what happened a month ago. More fans start to see the weird stout man with pale skin licking his lips sneaking to Penny Dreadful.

Penny Dreadful: Finally the AWA Main Event tonight, Jonathan Porter, our Universal Champion will be defending his title against 7 Deadly Sins's Chris Shipman, who already earned the chance to face for the Universal Championship in the Fatal 3-Way at Merry Mayhem..

Penny Dreadful sighs as she things of the next announcements both make her stomach turn in knots. Penny Dreadful wants to see Goth put in his place and the Statement well....

Penny Dreadful: AWA President, Goth has a major announcement tonight. Also Da Frat House with the Statement is back for another week. I just hope it is not... ahhh!

The pale skinned creepy man with the fish eyes with greasy mustache and hair appears in front of Penny Dreadful making her jump. He smiles rubbing his hands together with evil lustful delight.

Creepy Lecherous Unknown Man: Hello, my sweetie.

Penny Dreadful: Who are you? What are you doing here? Who let you in?

Penny Dreadful looks around looking for someone to come and help her but no one shows. The creepy man looks at Penny Dreadful undressing her with those beady eyes licking his lips.

Creepy Lecherous Unknown Man: Master says you will be mine. I have plans for you. Yes, Indeed

Penny Dreadful: Ick! Someone? Help me out here. Get this guy away from me?

Penny Dreadful gets away when the creepy beady eyed man tries to grab her escaping the ring heading down towards back stage looking over her shoulder. The creepy beady eyed man smiles for he tore off a piece of Penny Dreadful's dress before she escape smelling it .

Creepy Lecherous Unknown Man: You do smell sweet. You will be mine.

Duff: I like this guy. He has a way with women.

Tex: Yeah in that registered sex offender way.

Seven Days to the Wolves blasts over the Pa system. The man in black comes walking out with a contract in hand and a smile on his face. His black Armani suit is in pristine condition as he makes his way to the ring. He slips between the top and middle rope and listens to the crowd hate on him. The Master Deal Broker just stands there and shakes his head as Stormy Canyon gives him a mic. He thanks her and she leaves the ring. The booing continues.

Fang: Do you people even know why you are booing? You don’t like me I get that. I don’t much like you either, but it’s not like I did anything wrong. I’ve brought the AWA title scene to it’s knees as I grabbed the Universal Title at ThanksKilling Massacre. I silenced our Vice President as I beat him in this ring last week. I have proven that this is my playground, and if you want to play here you have to pay a price.

Fang smiles and winks at the crowd as he rubs his fingers together. He opens the jacket of his suit to reveal the Universal Title belt underneath. The crowd is still booing, calling for Thor, or Gabriel, or whoever they can think of to get this belt away from this man.

Tex: The crowd has spoken, Duff, they don’t think Fang deserves to be the Universal Champion.

Duff: The man has worked harder than anyone else to get to where he is today. Why won’t these people just give the man a break and let him enjoy his time as the champion.

Fang: Go ahead, call for your favorite Champion. Call for a man to come out of the back and take me out. Call out a name, I’ve got a contract right here for them to sign. Ah, but that match that you all clamor for can not happen tonight. I can not make you happy. I can not fulfill your wishes, unless of course the man you want to see try and take me down is Chris Shipman. Then it’s your lucky day, because the ink is still slightly fresh and tonight on this canvas, in this ring, so will his blood.

The Fans pop as the Man In Black Mentions his opponent for the night. He gets that trademark sneer on his face as he looks at the crowd.

Fang: Yes egg him on, cheer him on, make him think that he stands a chance at victory. Make his defeat all that sweeter, and as I look down upon him, let it be on your heads that another soul has come into my possession. As I rack up another win this week against another AWA talent. As I make him beg and plead for his continued existence, let him know it’s all because you wanted to see it. Let me ask you all one thing. Why do you boo one of the few AWA champions in history that hasn’t needed help to win the title? Why do you hate me so? Is it because deep down you know I’m better than all of you? That I live a better life and I have a better wife? Is it because I remind you of the stark reality of your drab existence? That has to be the case, because you cheer and support men who have no redeeming values. No Qualities in their character. Men who stab their friends in the back and live open lives of debauchery. That is who you want to represent this company? A man who allows his genitalia to be mutilated for shits and giggles. France really is a country of sick fucks.

The crowd boos and begins to throw trash into the ring. Fang stands there calmly even as drinks splash of his expensive suit. He just shakes his head and chuckles.

Fang: I came to Paris hoping to find a city of refinement and culture and all I’ve found are barely washed men and hairy women who think Jerry Lewis is the king of comedy. A city of people who keep their nose so high in the air that they don’t see the world around them. A group of cowards that would never know how to fight a real battle if their life depended on it. Racists and bigots and xenophobes who will never be anything more than French. You want Chris Shipman as your champion? It’s never going to happen. I’m more skilled and more sophisticated. I live by a code of ethics higher than any of you would understand. You wish to barter your souls to see your man crowned king? You don’t have enough to pay MY Price. So tonight in this ring I will destroy the soul of Chris Shipman. I will lay him down in the darkness and let it consume what’s left of his sanity. He will know that I am the Top of the mountain. I am the King of the Hill, I am the MASTER DEAL BROKER and his contract with me is about to be collected. Now that his name is on the line, his soul IS MINE.

Fang walks out of the ring and backstage as Insomnia goes to commercial

The arena lights go out and the word 'Axiom' is displayed on the titantron. All of a sudden Tear Away by Drowning Pool is heard over the PA system and the members of Axiom, Chaos, Matthew Toddi, Hank Henry III and Shaun Morgan walk out onto the entrance stage as the fans boo at them. They look around and then walk down the entrance ramp. Some members of the Axiom go up to kids and tare their signs apart as they walk down to the ring. One they get to the ring they all climb up the steps at the 2 sides and enter, 1 man enters from each side of the ring and goes up to the top rope closest to them. The fans boo even louder as they get down and stand in the ring. Chaos begins talk.

Chaos: Our competition this week are sinners, they will not defeat us because of the lies they speak. The only reason they have beaten us before is because of what Shipman caused. I can prove to you all how much they really lie. I watched Gabriel's promo last week about the diary thing. On 17th of November I believe he said something about Casey and how he thought it was outrageous.

Toddi takes the mic

Toddi: But we don't. Many don't know the real reason on BBC's release but lets just say he didn't have enough 'pryde' for the AWA. The thought he was the best but he lied and now he is gone. Where? I don't care where he has gone! Nobody should because he doesn't matter!

Chaos takes the mic back

Chaos: Thats right, there are many more, at least a thousand reasons why the truth is better than sin and I will list them.

1.Liars will go to hell.
2.Sin is against everything good in the world.
3.Who needs sin to live their lives?
4.How many people have had good lives from lying.

We are taken to a commercial break and we come back with the fans are booing even louder and Chaos has gone on further in the list.

876. Sins are a world of evil.
877. A sinners life is filled with hatred.

Chaos goes to read on but he is told that a match is to come next so he is ordered to stop and leave the ring. They leave as the fans boo at them but they have their faces held high.

Laz vs.. Anthony Pheonix

Stormy: This next match is set for 1 fall and is set under the rules of a Hardcore match Introducing first, the challenger, from Fort Bliss, Texas, weighing in at 225 pounds, Laz!!!!!!!!!!

The lights go low as Laz steps out on the ramp. Prayer by Disturbed blares through the PA just when claw marks appear on the screen. It switches to video footage of Laz commanding troops and various other footage from past matches. He walks down to the ring through the fog. Once there he jumps over the ropes and kneels in the center of the ring before moving over to one corner when the oppenant starts toward the ring.

Tex: This man lost the TV title last week.

Duff: Last week he lost...Badly triple threat match Tex!

Stormy: Introducing his opponent, from Arlington, Virgina, weighing in at 215 pounds, Pheonix!!!!!!!!!!

The lights go out with just a solid spot light aimed at the middle of the stage. As the guitar riff of “Change Me”, Phoenix walks out with the hood over his head. He stands in the middle of the spot with his head down. When the lead singer starts to sing, Phoenix looks up and rips off his hood. He holds out his arms as he taunts the crowd, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. Phoenix then starts to walk towards the ring with the spot light still on him and with a smirk on his face. Phoenix stops right as he gets to the ring. He shakes his head and walks over to the ring steps and walks up the steps slowly and deliberately. Once on the apron, he enters the ring.nce inside Phoenix walks to the middle of the ring all the while the spot is still on him. When he reaches mid ring he stares at the camera as he holds his arms up forming an 'X'. Phoenix scowls at the camera as the song ends.

Tex: Pheonix is new here. Laz has been here longer but has been on and off with injuries such as the glass box incident earlier in the year!

Duff: Well, should be a close one!

Laz comes towards Pheonix and they hold each others hands above their heads and struggle to get the lead in this match. Laz over-powers Pheonix with the weight and height advantage and slowly pushes him to the ground with his shoulders down. The referee counts. 1...2... Laz lifts himself up and kicks Pheonix in the gut. He runs off the ropes, he runs back at Pheonix who ducks and then jumps up for the dropkick!

Tex: What a compination of moves!

Duff: You could say that again!

Pheonix grabs and twists him onto his chest but Laz twists around onto his back and kicks Pheonix off. Laz gets up and the two lock up. Laz turns and gets Pheonix in a side head lock. He punches at Pheonix's head before running and executing a Bulldog. He gets to his feet with Pheonix still down, runs off the ropes and baseball slides Pheonix in the ribs. Pheonix holds his stomach area in pain. Laz taunts to the fans cheering him on but Pheonix hits a German Suplex but doesn’t let go, he arches his back and goes for the pin. 1...2...Kickout! Pheonix gets back up and brings Laz to his feet as well. Laz kicks Pheonix in the gut and throws him through the ropes to the outside.

Tex: Rememer, this is a hardcore match!

Duff: This will get brutal!

Laz rolls out of the ring and walks over towards the announce table and grabs the ring bell and the hammer with it. He walks up to Pheonix and hits him with the bell. he then puts it against his head and hits the bell with the hammer making a loud ring into his ears. Pheonix holds his head and rolls around on the concrete. Laz goes under the ring and grabs a table he sets it up by the apron and places thumb tacs from a bag on the floor picks up Pheonix and drags him onto it. He grabs a ladder from under the ring and holds it above his head. He then drops it onto Pheonix who is on the table causing the tacs to go futher into his skin and making him drop to the ground.

Tex: I thought he was going to go through that table!.

Duff: So did I!

Laz grabs Pheonix and throws him into the ring. He then grabs a couple of chairs by the announcers desk and throws them in the ring. Laz climbs up onto the apron and Pheonix hammers him with a chair but before Laz can fall to the outside, Phenix pulls him into the ring. He goes for the pin. One... Two... Three! Kickout! Pheonix can't believe it as he picks up Laz and goes to throw him over the top rope and onto the table but Laz grabs onto the ropes as he stands inches infront of the table on the apron. He kicks Pheonix as he comes towards him in the gut and then back suplex's him through the table!

Tex: Both men are floored.

Duff: They sure are. Right in front of us!

Laz gets up first and grabs the ladder sliding it into the ring. He also grabs Pheonix and slides him into the ring as well. As Laz picks up the ladder, Pheonix trips Laz up with his feet making Laz drop forwards landing with the ladder under him. Laz rolls off holding his chest as Pheonix stands up with the ropes help. He picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He climbs it and taunts as the crowd boo. He shouts at the crowd not realising Laz is starting to climb up with him. Laz punches Pheonix a couple of times but gets pushed back onto the canvas! Pheonix stands at the very top of the ladder and jumps off of the top and hits a five-star frog splash on the laid out opponent. He lands on Laz for the pin. One... Two... Three! But before the referee gets to count the fall the ladder falls on the referee from the push Pheonix had on it!

Tex: So close!

Duff: Oh My God!

Pheonix can't believe what has happened. He stares at Laz and then shakes the referee to wake him up. He is unresponsive so he picks up Laz. Out of nowhere Laz bounces off of the ropes ad hits a spear having Pheonix land on the ladder. Laz doesn't complete the God's Mercy finisher as he wants to win quickly. He holds his weight on Pheonix as the referee wakes and tries to make the count. One... Two... Three!!!

Tex: The bell is rung!

Duff: We have a winner!

Stormy: Here is your winner... Laz!!!!!!!!

Laz stands with the aid of the ropes and rests in a corner of one of the rings as his theme hits and he holds his arm up in the air.

winner: Laz

The lights suddenly go out leaving it pitch black in the arena. The are gasps from the crowd and hushed whispers as people try to figure out what is going on.

Tex: What in Hell's tarnation is going?

Duff: Maybe Mr. Goth forgot to pay the electic bill.

Just then a mysterious voice comes over the PA system.

Voice: Shh! Do you hear that? … Do you hear the pounding of the hearts?

Tex: Who in the blaze's name is that?

Duff: How should I know, do you think I can see in the dark or something?

Voice: Those hearts are pounding faster and faster, and do you know why? Well some of them are beating in anticipation, but most are beating with FEAR.

A collective gasp goes up from the crowd.

Voice: Yes, fear. Some are afraid of the dark, some fear the unknown, some fear that fat man next to them is going to vomit on them. No matter what the fear is for each of you, you can sense it. This arena is filled with fear. Ahh its so intoxicating. I can taste the fear just pouring out of you, and now two of you will get to truly experience the fear I bring.

At that point the crowd hears two muffled screams which quickly die out. Then an eery purple light appears showing a hooded figure standing at the center of the ring, hands clasped and head bowed as in prayer. Then it quickly goes dark again.

Voice: I am that which you fear. I am the terror in the night. I reside in your darkest thoughts. I am your worst … NIGHTMARE!

With that the lights come back on and reveal Duff and Tex slumped over the announcers' table. The crowd gasps in horror as e.m.t.s race to check on them.

Fifteen minutes later … Stormy Canyon: I am happy to announce that Tex & Duff are fine, they were apparently drugged and are unconscious.

"I'm Too Sexy" Starts to play over the Titantron speaks. The AWA fans look up to see pictures of this guy with a baseball hat turned backwards, he has no shirt on wearing only some big gangsta jewelry around his neck. He has shorts and high tops that he pumps in some of the sequences shown in the screen. Pictures of him with many hot babes with him. Pictures of him getting into people's faces as well. The stage is set aside as the camera shows a stage set up with a couch, table pictures of that same guy. The whole set up looks like something you would would see in the living room of a frat house on some college campus. Coming out with large exaggerated strides is the man from all the pictures.

The Statement: Yo! Yo! Yo! My Homies! Welcome back to Da Frat House! And I am the Absolute Sexy, The Statement! YO! YO! YO!

The Statement tries to act all tough but the fans boo him. Of course The Statement looks over at the audience crossing his arms unimpressed,

The Statement: Owww I am so hurt from hearing that from you surrender monkeys! Maybe this will remind you of something!

Arrogantly the Statement starts to do goosestepping to the anger of the audience. Then speaks in a bad German accent, which is really a bad Arnold impersonation. The Statement does not know or care that Arnold is Austrian not German.

The Statement: I am German! Come here to France! Now surrender to me, you spineless frogs!

The French AWA fans boo the Statement who just raises a salute to the people to anger them some more. The camera shows Duff and Tex, Duff seems to be enjoying this.

Duff: Oh this guy is too funny! A comedic genius!

Tex: I am feeling something alright it is not laughter. I believe he is offending our French hosts.

The Statement: Well you French faeries. I have a treat for you. Since you guys like mimes and shit like that. I am bringing out AWA's bad ventriloquism act. Despayre with his Teddy Ruxpin! When I am done with him! Despayre is going to need his blankie!

Orgy's "Opticon" suddenly blasts out over across the sound system of the arena and the Parisian crowd begin cheering as atop the entrance stage emerges the AWA International Champion, Despayre, along with perhaps the most popular member of the AWA roster, the teddy bear Angel, who is also wearing his own bite-sized title belt.

Despayre looks uncomfortable at being out here, in front of everyone present when he is not in an actual match; that particular security remmoved from him. He slowly meanders down the aisle, looking from left to right at the fans on all sides of the arena who cheer him on.

Crowd: Angel! Angel! Angel!

Duff: I do not believe this. That dumb bear has a fan base even here in France!?

Tex: Cute is universal Duff.

Duff: Cute! Blah!

Despayre finches as many fans reach out to him and brush their fingers along his sleeves but he takes extra precaution to shield Angel away from the hands. He arrives at ringside and sets Angel in the corner, just under the ropes. He the himself rolls in under the bottom rope and picks Angel up in his arms and eyes the Statement warily.

Despayre approaches slowly until he's a few short steps from the host and he takes Angel's paw and has 'him' wave 'hello' to him.

The Statement: Ahhhh, look at Despayre, so afraid of the big bad Statement. With only his Care Bear here to save him. What bear is that? I will, 'Try to Help You Get Laid' bear? So are you going to get up here to say hi or are you going to have your bear do all the work?

Despayre frowns as the Statement speaks down to him in such a rude, harsh manner. Even more so, he seems to be making fun of Angel as well. He is looking at the Statement as if closely scrutinizing him, leaning down just a bit to look up at his face and shakes his head.

Despayre: You have a big booger hanging out of your nose.

Despayre makes a 'grossed out' face as the fans laugh. The Statement checks his face quickly.

The Statement: Damn, is that the best you can do? Booger jokes? This the Da Frat House and not some kiddies park. Do you like kiddies, Despayre?

Despayre: You didn't do a very good job. Here, let me...

Despayre grabs the handkerchief hanging by the belt loop on the Statement's pants and tries to wipe at the Statement's nose but the arrogant clod bats his hands away and backs up a number of steps.

The Statement: Certainly, I see you playing with kiddy toys like... oh stuffed animals and shit. Like your fucking teddy bear. Do you sleep with that Teddy Bear? Do you get intimate with the Teddy Bear? Is that why you call it Angel? When looking at your Angel when you are alone do you pretend it is a real woman with your sock in your off hand?

Despayre: Angel says no more so than you do with your right hand, and even that's too big.

Despayre leans down to Angel and looks back up.

Despayre: Your hand, not your...thingy. The fans are laughing it up. Despayre looks out at them and smiles briefly before returning his gaze to the Statement who does not appear amused.

The Statement: Oh believe me, the Statement never goes to bed alone and never with just one woman. The chicas love the Statement. Look at me. Woman want me and their men are too fat to know how to please them!

Despayre glances the Statement over and shrugs. He sighs and shakes his head. Despayre: I guess I just don't see it. No offense of course. I don't like to be mean, but maybe Synn can say what you have going for you? You look his type. Chris might not like that though and I bet he could take you. In a fight that is.

Despayre bites his lower lip at having quickly caught what he had almost inferred.

The Statement: What are you some sort of perv? You want to touch me don't you? You think you are a woman? No. Is it true that the 7 Deadly Sins all like the same team? Well I am a proud Hetrosexual! I am a proud American! People like you need to be kicked out of my country!

Despayre's eyes flash in an annoyed anger and he steps up. Despayre: You're not being very nice! Angel says you should be taught a lesson! And he's the bear to do it!

The crowd cheers him on as the Statement looks as if the man is nuts...pun intended!

The Statement: Are you trippin'? Are you actually tryin' to tell me that dumb ass bear wants a piece of...?

Despayre rips the microphone out of the Statements hand and clobbers him over the head with it, knocking him to the mat flat on his back! Despayre drops his bear on the Statement's chest and makes his own count of one-two-three!

The fans are laughing and cheering as Despayre grabs Angel and starts running around the ring in circles, holding the bear up high over his head as the Statement writhes on the mat, holding his head in pain.

Even Tex is laughing hysterically!

Tex: Oh my god that was priceless! I guess Angel just got his first successful defense of his toy belt at the expense of the Statement! Ha ha ha ha!

Duff: It isn't funny! Someone call the ER! That nutcase may have ruined the Statement's perfect facial features with that shot!

Despayre jumps from the ring and holds Angel up high for the fans to cheer as he takes off up the aisle and vanishes behind the entry! Bruce Dixon: I am standing by with Matthew Toddi and Chaos. Hello you two. What is it like competing for tag title opportunities?

Chaos: Well, as you have seen, tag titles are no strangers to me nor my brother. We have been tag champs before and hell we are going to do it again!

Toddi: Damn right. Tonight we will be one step closer to winning the tag titles!

Bruce Dixon: Has the thought of you losing crossed your mind at all?

Chaos: Of course it has! But it wont happen and if it does happen and we do lose tonight, then we will be going for singles gold. My brother is the TV champion and I will head for other titles but also, if the sins win tag titles, Despayre will have to vacate his International title for a tag title.

Toddi: Exactly, I haven't had to give up a title for the tag titles. Neither has my brother and I am not saying that being a tag champion is bad but I hope you enjoy going from being A champion to one HALF of a champion!

Before Bruce Dixon can say anything Chaos and Toddi walk off for their match!

The arena is quite during a break in the action. Tex and Duff are about to announce the next match and the stipulations thereof when we hear a loud crash and a boom. The crowd in the arena is shocked at the noice. Once again the TRON comes to life and we see the mystery man's hourglass and it has counted down half the sand toward the date of December 13, 2010. We hear the voice speak to us once again.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Half the time has drifted in sand to the bottom of the hourglass. We are half way to my appearance and destruction of those in Asylum Wrestling Alliance who dared to oppose me. Half way to extreme pain and evil rarely seen in wrestling. Please allow me to share another graphic with you.

The scene on the TRON shifts to three monkeys...actually Chimpanzees, showing the classic "HEAR NO EVIL...SEE NO EVIL...SPEAK NO EVIL" saying. The voice addresses this graphic.

You are all familiar with the three monkeys which represent "HEAR NO EVIL...SEE NO EVIL...SPEAK NO EVIL" right? Let me make something perfectly clear. When I arrive on December 13th you all will hear evil beyond anything you have heard before. You will see evil as you wish you have never seen before. And what you will hear me speak will be pure evil and you will think I am demon possessed. So take your hands off your ears and your eyes and your mouths because I am not monkeying around here! For whoever happens to be my victim on December 13th remember that it is nothing personal...I am just doing my job. However, if you are too damn scared when your name shows up on the Contract to wrestle me on that date, you are welcome to back out of the match. However if you do so I will ensure that you get a loss, I get a win, and I will still beat you down when I get my hands on you. Trust me that there will be a trail of bloody bodies leading a trail to my dressing room. Anybody brave enough to enter my dressing room...well...you have been warned.

The photo of the three monkeys goes off the TRON and the TRON goes black. There is another noise of an explosion as pyros erupe from the top of the tron and they spew sparks around the TRON.

Despayre & Gabriel vs. Chaos & Matthew Toddi

Stormy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Tag Team Tournament!! The first team to enter the arena is the team of Chaos and the Television Champion Matthew Toddi!!! The Axiom!!!

The arena lights go off and the titantron is a black screen with ‘TRUTH’ on it and after a couple of seconds it fades away and ‘AXIOM’ appears on the screen in white letters. ‘Tear Away’ by Drowning Pool hits over the P.A system and the fans are already starting to boo wildly. Chaos and Matthew Toddi walk out onto the entrance ramp and look at all the booing fans. They walk down the entrance ramp and they tear away some of the fans signs that have lines and crosses through the word Axiom. They get to the ring and Chaos climbs the steps as Toddi slides under the ropes, they then go up to the top ropes parallel from each other and stand there looking at the fans that are heavily booing them. They jump down, Chaos does some stretches by pulling the ropes and alternating is body position as Toddi practices his Maui Thai kicks until the fight begins.

Stormy: And their opponents!! They are the team of International Champion Despayre and Gabriel!! They are accompanied to the ring by Angel!!! The Seven Deadly Sins!!!

Despayre's music hits as the International champion and the former TV champion walks out to the ring. Both men are greeted by the fans especially Despayre, who is holding Angel high above his head as the bear just won his first ever match a few moments ago.

Tex:Look at how happy Angel is!!

Duff: It's a stuffed bear!! How happy can that be? Your a moron you know that?

Despayre and Gabriel get in the ring and the fight gets started as the Axiom attacks them from the get go. Chaos goes after Gabriel in the corner and sends him out of the ring where Toddi and Despayre beat it out toe to toe. Toddi manages to put Despayre in a Sideheadlock, but is quickly reversed by Despayre as he whips Toddi in the ropes and nails him with a running clothesline. Despayre follows it up with a Suples and a DDT before climbing the turnbuckles and grabs his teddybear.

Duff: Not that damn Angel again!!

Despayre jumps off the turnbuckles and knocks the bear into the head of Toddi who has come to his feet. This is out of sight of the referee as the referee was busy trying to get control over Chaos and Gabriel. Despayre then puts the teddybear in the corner again and covers Toddi as the referee turns around and goes for the three count and the quick win for the Seven Sins.

Stormy: The winners of this match!! Despayre and Gabriel!!!

Winners: Despayre and Gabriel

The referee raises the hands of Gabriel and Despayre following their victory, and Synn steps up onto the ring apron, applauding the victory for his two charges.

Tex: The first team to solidify their stance in the Tag Team tournament finals to be held in London, England at Merry Mayhem II, Sinful Obsession! They are going for the gold Duff!

Duff: This was a travesty of justice! Axiom was robbed! They were cheated out of their rightful place in the finals!

Tex: How do you figure? They were beaten cleanly by the better team.

Duff: The Sins won't have much time to celebrate! Look who's here!

The camera immediately switches towards the crowd AWA Da Frat House host, The Statement is seen running through the crowd and he hops over the barrier with a steel chair in hand.

Tex: Wait, what is he doing out here?

Duff: He has every right to be! He is an honorary Axiom member after all! He's going to console this of this robbery.

The Statement runs up from where Synn is standing on the apron and he jams the steel chair right into the back of the big man's knee, causing him to topple from ringside! No sooner does Synn land than The Statement brings the char smashing across the top of his head!

Tex: Just to console them huh?

Gabriel is the first to see what is happening and he darts over to the ropes and starts to jump through, when The Statement throws a handful of a white powder in his face!

Duff: Ha ha! This is great!

Tex: Great? What right has he to be doing this?

Duff: It's called payback Tex! The Sins robbed Axiom! He's helping them get whats coming to them!

Despayre is wide eyed and starts over to help but Toddi is up and he quickly hits him with a running MKO! Toddi and Chaos begin kicking the downed Despayre much to the crowd's displeasure, when Chaos separates for a moment and grabs the blinded Gabriel and hits the Annihilator Slam! The fans roars of outrage intensify!

Tex: Oh no! Look who's coming!

Duff: Aright!

The AWA President Goth makes his way down to ringside and nods in approval at what he is witnessing. He then meets where The Statement stands and hands the man a set of handcuffs. They both grab Synn and drag him towards the corner of the ring where Gabriel is laying and they proceed to handcuff one end of the cuffs on Synn's wrist, wrap it around the bottom turnbuckle, fastening the other end to Gabriel's!

Tex: Where is Shipman!? The Sins need him!

The camera cuts to the backstage area temporarily to see the Sins dressing room door stuck shut with a key broken off in the door handle. Heavy thuds against the door are heard as are Shipman's shouts emitting from the inside of the room.

Duff laughs: Does that answer your question? Ha ha ha! This is great!

Once Gabriel and Synn were restrained by the cuffs, Goth enters the ring and lays a boot to the back of Despayre's head while The Statement taunts the struggling Gabriel and Synn, laughing and pointing at them. Goth directs Toddi and Chaos and the two drop down on Despayre's sides and grab him by the neck and arms, holding him, tightly secured, as Goth turns his attention to the small teddy bear seated in the corner.

Tex: Oh no. Oh no!

Goth smiles with a sinister malice as he walks over to the corner and snatches the bear up by its neck. He then walks back over to where Despayre is being held. The International champion raises his head and his eyes widen immediately upon the realization that Goth has hold of Angel. He starts struggling but Chaos and Toddi have him held down and Goth laughs.

Tex: Oh come on! What is he going to...?

Goth holds the bear up high and throws it down hard on the mat and stomps on it!

Tex: No!

Despayre freezes at the sight, then suddenly his struggles intensify as he starts screaming!

The screams seem only to egg Goth on as he continues to put the boots to the plush bear as the crowd voices its outrage at the spectacle! Goth then drops one elbow after another into Angel as Despayre howls! P>Despayre: Leave him alone! Stop! STOOOOOOOP!!!

Goth is laughing as he grabs the bear up and clotheslines it out of his hand, sending it flying across the ring and almost to the outside!

Despayre: STOP!

Despayre now is crying heavily at being forced to witness his 'best friend' being so horribly abused! His screams are becoming incoherent and his struggles continue but he can't break loose to save his buddy!

Tex: This is sick! They're doing this for no other reason than to torment Despayre! Everyone knows what Angel means to him!

Duff: Oh for...its a damn TOY!

Tex: Not to Despayre it isn't!

Gabriel and Synn see what is happening and their struggles grow but they are helpless against the chain binding them.

Gabriel: You mother f**kers!

Synn grabs his end and pulls, as does Gabriel but they can't get loose to end this!

Goth throws the bear down on the mat again and follows up by driving repeated fists into its small head, much to Despayre's torment as he wails!

Despayre: STOP! Stop! Sstop! Stop! He didn't do anything to you! Stop!!

Goth grabs the bear by the neck again and dangles it in front of Despayre who is crying heavily, continuing to struggle.

Goth: Say 'please'!

Despayre does not hesitate!

Despayre: Please!

Goth pauses for a moment, then smiles.

Goth: Nah!

He steps back into the middle of the ring and puts the bear in an upside down position between his knees and gives it a 'piledriver', much to Despayre's screaming horror!

Tex: Someone stop this!

Backstage, the door to the Sins dressing room suddenly bursts open, amost taking itself off of its hinges! Chris Shipman tears out at top speed!

Goth looks down at the prone teddy bear, then at Despayre who is fighting to no avail, watching him with pleading eyes that were drowning in tears for his little friend! Goth shakes his head in disgust and drops down to one knee, grabbing the bear.

Tex: What more can he do to torment this poor kid!?

Goth grabs the bear's head with one hand, and it's body with the other, and looks up at Despayre with a smirk.

Duff: Oh I think he has something in mind.

Tex: No!

Goth shrugs at Despayre's howling and makes as if he's about to tear the bear's head off, but he never has the opportunity. Despayre's face goes white at the realization and his eyes are wide as saucers, filled with a manic frenzy! His body goes tense and begins to tremble and he suddenly lets loose a scream of pure rage! Chaos and Toddi are suddenly sent flying off of him as he finally breaks loose!

Duff: How the hell...!?

Tex: I think we just saw a mother lift a car off of her child!

Chaos and Toddi's faces are those in shock and Goth is just as surprised! None of the three waste any times with darting out of the ring rather than face this maniac in such a rage! The fans rally as Shipman charges down the aisle at top speed and bulls right into the unsuspecting The Statement, sending him crashing into the ringside! The key to the handcuffs go flying and Shipman snatches them and hurries over to where Synn and Gabriel are!

Goth and the Axiom members beat a hasty retreat, smiles on their faces as they see Despayre falling over where Angel was dropped in the ring.

Tex: That is just pahetic! It is sick! I hope they're happy with themselves!

Duff: Oh I'm sure they are.

Shipman manages to unlock the cuffs from around Synn and Gabriel's wrists and they turn and see the sad sight of Despayre hovering his body over Angel as though he was trying to shield it from more harm. Shipman climbs inside and the three ove slowly over where they, and the entire arena, can hear Despayre screaming in mental anguish, his body rocking with spasms from being unable to control his emotions.

Synn steps up to his side and lays a hand on his arm.

Synn: Despayre...

Despayre screams!

Despayre: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

And with no warning, Despayre jumps up and plants both hands into Synn's sternum and shoves him with such surprising authority that it sends the much larger man tumbling back, head over heels! The crowd gasps in shock as Despayre shrieks in anger and rage, crouching down between them and Angel!

Duff: Holy...the guy's flipped! He's seriously flipped!

Gabriel checks on the surprised Synn as Shipman steps up to restrain him but a swinging fist to the jaw from Despayre sends him down to the mat!

Tex: My god he's attacking his own teammates to keep them away from Angel! He doesn't realize what he's doing!

Despayre drops back down over Angel and huddles his arms securely over the bear and he looks up and his face is stained with flowing tears as he keeps screaming, the emotional pain simply too much!

Gabriel looks around the ring at his fallen stable mates and leans down next to Despayre, resting a hand on his shoulder, but Despayre screams and spins, pushing Gabriel against the ropes and staring his tag partner down. Gabriel stares right back as Despayre swings a stunning right hand towards Gabriel. Gabriel moves out of the way, expecting an attempt of violence after watching his stable mates fall to Despayre. Gabriel pushes his arm away and stares at Despayre.

Gabriel: Don’t do it Despy

Despayre swings another fist at Gabriel, but this time, Gabriel catches his arm, and quickly moves behind him, wrapping his free arm around Despayre’s chest.

Gabriel: You don’t wanna hurt us Despy and you know it.

Gabriel remarks in Despayre’s ear, hoping to help him see sense. Synn and Shipman return to their feet but Gabriel’s eye widen as he flicks his head, indicating for them to back off. Synn nods and Gabriel turns back to Despayre, as he wildly struggles.

Despayre: But Angel!

Tears fly from the young man’s eyes, unable to control his emotion.

Gabriel: We didn’t do it Despy and you know we didn’t, we will get Goth and his bitches, you have my word on it.

Despayre struggles against Gabriel’s weight, but it seems to be no good.

Gabriel: Now I’m gonna let you go, if you want to take another swing at me, you can, but it means I have to swing back and do what it takes to stop you.

Despayre: Angel….

He wails at the fallen bear. Gabriel loosens his grip on Despayre, who instantly spins around with a look of aggression crossing his usually innocent face. He clenches a fist, as does Gabriel, Gabriel’s eyes projecting calmness as he stares at Despayre.

Gabriel: We will get them Despy, we will get them.

The repetition of the line seems to push home Gabriel’s point to Despayre. Despayre nods and turns around, dropping to his knees, and shielding Angel from the outside world. Gabriel looks at Synn and Shipman, and takes a seat next to Despayre, whispering inaudible comforting words to his friend as Shipman and Synn approach the two.

Tex: I...I don't think I have ever witnessed such a disgusting attack as what we just saw Goth and Axiom perpetrate against Despayre. They may have unleashed something they won''t be able to contain.

Duff: I hate to admit this...but yeah. That may have went a bit too far.

An unnerving hush has fallen over the arena as Gabiel and the others escort Despayre to the back who has Angel cuddles in his arms like a baby.

The show comes back from a commercial break when suddenly Gothminister's Darkside hits and the owner and another figure walk out to the ring. The owner of the AWA has a sick grin on his face as he is followed by the fat figure dressed in a black Armani suit whose face has his face painted white except for his eyes as we see his normal skin color.

Tex: Who is that guy?? That is the creep that stalked Penny Dreadful earlier!

Duff: Dunno, but he sure has got a money bag on his case!! Look at that expensive Armani Suit!!

Both men enter the ring as Goth makes the suggestion for the music to be cancelled. His look on his face is a pissed off one as he demands a microphone to be handed to him. After finally getting the microphone to his mouth and starts to talk towards the crowd

Goth: Today is a day where I bring joy and pain upon the world... Today is a day where I see anger in the eyes of others and joy as well... today is a day where I see things that I like and don't like... And today I'm going to take charge upon this... First things first... I don't like failures and when I see a failure... I will the person and make this person realise that I don't like to be made a complete fool out of me!! Even if they represent me as a unit... And looking at how Chaos and Toddi made a joke out of the fact that I trust them to bring me success in a tag match against Despayre and Gabriel? I would have to make an example out of them, just like I did to Kain and Stevens... but instead of removing them of their contracts, I will suspend them for a week without pay!!!

The fans erupt as they hear the news from Goth, hearing that the Axiom leader and his brother are suspended for the up and coming week. This only to make Goth smile as he apparently has more news

Goth: You people are easily entertained aren't you? So happy and in joy that you forget that I have more news.... Or are you already pleased by the fact that they will earn just as much money as you do even if it is for just one week? That you forget that apparently someone has made a task to come her and get me? And guess what? Nobody can harm me when I don't want to. Come on Thor, where's your enjoyable humor and funny remarks when you thought I was a cartoon villain? What's the matter? Has someone taken away your superhero cape and mask and made you vulnerable to Kryptonite?

Goth bursts out in laughter as he hears the fans boo the owner and starts to chant for the Vice President.

Goth: Oh please, the guy is a JOKE!! The guy comes out here week in and out, trying to have his plaything hide behind his fat ass and make her do some joke tea time. The guy who was here for a short time and claims that he can take away my power?? MY POWER??? The idiot still thinks that the Power Rangers are the coolest thing ever to wear tight moronic suits and stupid robots that form an even more moronic machine!! And he thinks he can outsmart and outwrestle SATAN HIMSELF?? I'm the greatest thing that has ever entered the squared circle little Thor... And guess what? I'm already inside your head and soon I will be all over you and THEN!! Then you were wishing you never wanted to get a piece of me... Don't you agree Damien???

Goth stares at the fat man who is standing beside him, grinning evil as he shakes his hands tight together

Goth: And of course all of you moronic simpletons want to find out who this man is? Well you just have to wait and find out until the time is right to tell the whole world!!!

The crowd starts an asshole chant as Goth and Damien Rothenburg starts to laugh out loud

Goth: But don't worry my little idiots, this won't change a damn thing over the fact that I will crush Thor Odinson with my bare hands. I will have his blood on my hands as I will wipe it all over my body and my face. And then I will decide what I will do with that lovely and sweet Penny Dreadful

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Thor Odinson: Goth! You low life coward! You and I have a score to settle! You have nowhere to run now! I am going to break you in two.

Goth wants to continue but the sudden appearance of Thor Odinson has interrupted him. Thor Odinson stands there wearing his jeans, no shirt and holding his war hammert Ball Buster pointing to Goth. Before Thor can move closer down the ramp he is swamped an army of security that is holding the Vice President away from the squared circle. Goth is grinning as we can see the angered face of Thor Odinson on the Titan Tron as he is being pushed to the concrete floor by several security members.

Goth: Get that idiot out of here!! He has no business to get in my face!!!

Duff: Damn right!! This is Goth's show!!!

Tex: You got to be kidding me!! He is the vice president of the AWA!! He has every right to be here!! And he has every right for being mad for being screwed last week by Goth!

Suddenly Thor manages to get himself off the concrete floor as he throws several members of security into the steel railing that holds the fans from the wrestlers. He then runs to the ring, but just as he is a few steps closer to the ring he is being tackled by a different security member. Who holds him down and tries to put the hand cuffs on Thor as he is a trespasser on the show. The fans boo the guy, but suddenly we see Thor Odinson managing to break free from the grip and turns around where he delivers a mighty forearm to the face of the member of security. Odinson gets up and sees a few officials running in towards him, but he manages to deliver a Spine Buster on one of them before delivering a spear to the second. He then turns his attention towards the ring where he suddenly sees the fat Damien Rutherford standing before him with the microphone in his hand.

Damien: I don't think so Mr. Odinson!!

Thor Odinson: You do not think so, troll? Goth is mine!

We can see Thor look angered towards the man pointing his war hammer at him then towards Goth. THor suddenly starts to get on the ring apron. Staring eye to eye with the man that Goth brought with him in the ring as the owner of the company starts to smile sadistic

Damien: Before you even dare to set one foot inside these ropes Mr. Odinson... Let me introduce myself I'm Damien Rothenburg, I'm the dully personal attorney for the owner of this company. And let me remind you that Mr. Goth has made it very clear that you were prohibited to enter this arena. As he signed a document that stated clearly that you were banned from this arena, Mr. Odinson.

Tex: This got to be a joke!!

Thor Odinson slowly starts to grip the ropes as his anger has now doubled over the last few seconds after hearing the words coming from the mouth of Damien Rothenburg

Thor Odinson: I am the Vice President of the AWA. He cannot ban me from the arena.

Damien: Clearly you are a menace to society and we need to act on this to porect Mr. Goth from any retaliation you think he may or may not have caused your loss in last week's match against Mr. Porter. Mr. Goth clearly feels that his safety is threatened by you, Mr. Odinson. Therefore as my client already was aware that this would happen, he ordered me to get a court restraining order that you cannot come closer then a hundred feet near him wherever he goes. You are not allowed to get near him, you are not allowed to touch him and most of all. You are not allowed to provoke this man in his job that he has to do until after Merry Mayhem. If you do not follow this my friend, we are going to strip you from your duties as active Vice President of the AWA. I hope that this piece of paper makes it very clear to you that you cannot harm this man until Merry Mayhem. And this court ruling starts right.... now....

Rothenburg hands the court ruling over to Thor Odinson as the angry Vice President reads it and realizes that he cannot do a damn thing about it and slowly climbs from the ring apron and walks to the back, while keeping his eyes fixed upon the owner and lawyer

Goth: Oh and don't worry Thor, when Merry Mayhem is around the corner and I'm done handling your ass to the curb... I will make sure that Penny will have the night she will never dare to forget!!

With that Goth's music hits as the owner and his lawyer burst out in laughter as the shot changes to an angered Thor Odinson before we go to a commercial break

We cut backstage to see the Monster Chaos exiting his locker room not long after his match, his wrestling gear all packed away in a black bag that hangs over his right shoulder, he is storming off to the parking lot

Tex: Man he is in a furious mood right now

Duff: well he has had a rough few weeks Tex, this guy claimed that 2010 was his year and so far he was right.... but this past month has been a black mark on that achievement in his mind i'm sure

Chaos now with his bag over his shoulder walks past a number of staff and wrestlers backstage finally heading into the parking lot, still storming off, he eventually reaches his 1967 Chevy impala, he slams his fist on the roof of the car, he lets a sigh out, he shakes his head for a moment, seemingly starting to cool down as he lifts his head as he lets out another sigh, he then gets into the car, turns it out and begins to pull away, as the car begins to pull off SUDDENLY a second car comes out of no-where and crashes into the driver side of Chaos' car, a huge thud is heard, the crowd sits in stunned silence

Tex: OH GOOD GOD!

The second car soon reverses out and pulls off into the distance screeching tires and all, within a few minutes referees and backstage workers are all rushing to the car to see the massive wreck in the side of his car, the camera tries to get a glimpse of Chaos in between all the people surrounding car, we just about see him with his head on the steering wheel, blood trickling out the front and side of his face

Duff: I.... I can't believe what I have just seen folks, a terrible accident

Tex: That was no accident Duff! Duff: Yeah I guess your right Tex, no matter what it was.... Chaos is not in any good condition!

Tex: Who would want to do this to The Monster!? Duff: You better start making a list Tex because I can think of more than just a handful of people who have a problem with the Axioms leader...

Tex: Yeah but this is too far Duff An ambulance pulls up, a number of wrestlers now are surrounding the car as the door is forced open, Chaos is helped out of the car and onto a stretcher, the EMT's are looking him over on the stretcher for a moment, trying to get some kind of response from him but to no luck, he is still out cold from the attack, he is loaded up finally into the ambulance

Tex: This is just disgusting, I hope who ever did this.... they get what's coming to them! Duff: We will try to give you an update on Chaos' condition next week folks

The ambulance pulls off and the sounds of the siren is the last thing we hear as Chaos is taken to the nearest hospital as we cut to the next segment

Swifty McVay vs. Jason Stevens

Stormy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall in which the winner will qualify for the right to earn a chance of getting the #1 Contendership to the AWA Universal Title!

The predominantly French crowd cheers, but the cheers don’t last long as the opening riff for "Step By Step" by Forbidden is heard over the PA. As soon as the vocals kick in Jason emerges from the back, without Steve Ramone and Carrie Stevens. Jason simply makes his way down the ramp and rolls into the ring. When he stands up he looks out at the crowd for a moment before shunning them out, causing the people in attendance to boo.

Stormy: Introducing first, in the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 175 pounds…Jason Stevens!!!

The crowd boos as Jason’s music continues to play.

Tex: Now this is strange. No Steve. No Carrie. Just Jason out here all alone.

Duff: Perhaps they both finally gave up on him!

Tex: What would make you say something like that?

Duff: I don’t know, perhaps the constant losing streak that Stevens is on?

Duff puts on an innocent face as Jason’s entrance music fades out.

Stormy: And Jason’s opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 236 pounds…Swifty McVay!!!

The lights dim and a loud siren can be heard echoing around the arena. After ten seconds of the siren, P.Diddy’s "All About The Benjamins" hits on the speaker system. McVay appears from the back with his eyes fixed on the ring. The fans reaction is varied. Some cheer, some boo. Some don’t care at all. McVay makes his way to the ring at walking pace but he isn’t hanging around. He ignores the fans as they slap his arms and back when he reaches the ring steps. He stops briefly and stares into the crowd before climbing the steps and standing on the apron. He steps through the ropes and runs towards the furthest away turnbuckle. He climbs up and raises his arms. The crowd cheers somewhat. McVay then jumps down and stands in his chosen corner as his music cuts. Swifty looks over to Jason, who is completely unimpressed.

Tex: That look tells the story from the point of view of Jason Stevens.

Duff: Thankfully his point of view means nothing!

The referee assigned to the match calls for the bell. As soon as the bell is heard Swifty looks like he’s about to charge towards Stevens. Jason just shakes his head before suddenly turning around and rolling out of the ring.

Tex: What the…?

Duff: He might have finally given up! Stevens is walking away from the ringside area!!!

Swifty looks toward Jason and begins to get frustrated that his opponent for the night won’t battle him. The referee begins to administer a ten count, but Stevens is still slowly backing his way up the entrance ramp, sneering in the direction of Swifty McVay.

Duff: I can think of a certain owner and the like that won’t like this one bit!

Tex: I know what you mean. Come on Stevens! Come on back to the ring and at least try to win! You were the one that said Swifty was nothing!

The crowd boos as the referee’s count is already up to 6. Stevens stops midway up the ramp as the referee counts 7. Stevens then fakes a step to the ring before just throwing up his hands and continuing to make his way to the backstage area. The referee just continues to count. 8…9…10!!!

The referee calls for the bell to be rung, but Swifty doesn’t stay in the ring to get his arm raised. He rolls out of the ring and chases after Stevens.

Stormy: Here is your winner via countout and moving on to the #1 Contender’s match…Swifty McVay!!!

Duff: Uh oh! It looks like Stevens is going to get what he has coming to him!!!

Tex: After his display out here, I can’t even try to defend him either.

Duff: You’ve finally seen the light…

Stevens has made his way backstage, but doesn’t even see Swifty McVay coming up from behind him. Swifty nails him with a clubbing blow to the back. Stevens doubles over and Swifty takes advantage, tucking one leg in between Stevens’ and dropping him to the cement ground with a Russian leg sweep. This airs on the AWAtron back in the arena as the crowd can be heard oh’ing with the impact.

Tex: Oh my!

Duff: It doesn’t look like Swifty’s done yet! Yeah that’s right Swifty! Take that aggression out!

Swifty pulls Stevens up before setting him up for a hangman’s neckbreaker before once again planting him to the ground. Swifty rolls Stevens over and we can see now that Jason is bleeding from the forehead profusely, but still Swifty doesn’t leave him alone. Licking his chops, Swifty locks in a sharpshooter. Stevens’ eyes quickly dim.

Duff: YES! YES!!!! Stevens is out of it!!! Nice job Swifty!!!!!

Tex: Okay. Now he’s starting to go a bit overboard. This might just very well end Jason’s career…not to mention his life possibly.

Duff: NOW who is the one going overboard? It’s not like he’s going to stab him with a fork or anything…

AWA security comes to the scene and finally Swifty lets go of Stevens. He backs up a few steps admiring his handiwork as Insomnia fades to a commercial break with the image of a bloodied and currently unconscious Jason Stevens…

Winner: Swifty McVay

Laz stands there with a bloody and bruised face as he waits back stage. The last match ends as he wipes his bloody lips. In his hand is a folder marked confidential with the name Thomas Finn in red ink on the cover. He spits blood into the trashcan as Prayer by Disturbed blares through the crowded arena. Taking a deep breath and holding his ribs he does a quick about face and marches out to the ring. He stands there with a microphone holding the folder up.

Laz: All week I have fought with myself. This match here was merely a formality for this.

(waves the folder)

Now, for all of you who do not know… the president of the United States is in the audience. What I would is a little cooperation. Now can I get a few people to come to the ring? THOMAS FINN AND ANTHONY PHOENIX!

Anthony Phoenix’s theme plays as he is accompanied to the ring by Thomas Finn. Here they size each other up again taking into account the injuries of both men. Phoenix eyes the folder.

Laz: Now, I told you I would turn in my verdict at the end of the show. So can I get Robert Mueller to come to the ring?

The Star Spangled Banner plays as Robert Mueller and three agents walk to the ring accompanied by the president of the INS. Laz shakes their hands and they stand at either flank behind him. He smirks and looks around at the crowd.

Laz: Cue Hail to the chief!

(Hail to the chief plays loudly as President Obama walks to the ring surrounded by secret servicemen.)

Welcome Mr. President. Would you like to say a few words?

Obama: This has been a spectacular show and one that has been a refreshing step up from other wrestling shows I have been witness too. I would like to thank France for holding it here and thank all of these fine young men and women who come out here and fight for our enjoyment. I’ll now turn it back over to Colonel Parker, or Lazarus as you all know him.

Laz: In my hand is the decision on the case of Thomas Finn. I understand this is an unusual venue for such a convention, however, if you bare with me I will have this done as quickly as possible. Now the world doesn’t know how much America has bent over backwards and kissed our own ass to keep from fighting in wars. I feel that if we don’t sin against god that our country will be lost like these god forsaken Frenchmen. Now, don’t get all politically correct on me. I never once said I liked France, I just liked it better when the men were bad ass and not these fucking pansy’s of today. Without further ado I will get these men to sign this form.

(holds up a single paper)

Phoenix, if you would turn around… I’m sure you have heard that one before.

(laughs as Phoenix turns his back to them.)

Mr. Mueller? You want to go first? Alright, I’ll sign it. Mr. Hans of the INS, would you sign? Thomas Finn, come back here.

(Laz holds his hand over the heading on the page)

This is just to say that you will abide by whatever ruling we have made. You agree?

(he signs it.)

Now, Thomas, turn around. Phoenix, you sign it.

(again he holds his hand over the heading)

Alright now that everyone has signed it. Oh wait I forgot the most important signature of all. Barrack, why don’t you put your John Hancock on here. Now we have all the signatures. Mr. President, would be so kind as to read what we have all just signed?

Obama: By power of the United States of America… I, President Barrack Obama, now declare that Thomas Finn is… (pauses)

an American Citizen!

The crowd cheers as Thomas Finn and Anthony Phoenix share a kiss. Laz takes a bow as Prayer by Disturbed is loudly played over the PA. Everyone leaves the ring except Laz, Phoenix, and Thomas Finn.

Laz: I hate to break up a happy… disgusting couple but…

(holds his hand out for Phoenix to shake)

Congrats on your… abomination. Now,

(shakes Thomas Finn’s hand)

for the last time, your status won’t be 100 percent until you make it back to the states. I’m sure riding on the same plane as me won’t be an objection. It’s just the wrapping on the cake, so to say.

(turns to the crowd)

THANK YOU ALL AND HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT!

Fang vs. Chris Shipman

Stormy Canyon: The following contest is the main event of Insomnia! It is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the AWA Universal Championship!

The fas cheer!

Stormy: Introducing first! He originally hails from West London, and now resides in the Georgian Backwoods, weighing 235 pounds -- Chris Shipman!

Funeral of Queen Mary by Henry Purcell plays.

The arena lights go out except for one spotlight on the entranceway at the curtains. A funeral march of drummers, trumpets, and a choir march up the entranceway. They are shortly followed by the Reverend Chris Shipman who emerges holding a bible and cross high in the air and seemingly blesses the crowd on his way to the ring. He gets in the ring sets the bible and cross down in the middle of the ring. He begins praying before disrobing in his wrestling attire as the lights come back on and the march stops singing and playing and exits the arena.

Tex: Look at the look on Shipman's face! He is determined to bring the gold home to the Sins!

Duff: He had better be, going up against Fang.

Stormy: His opponent is from Long Pond, PA, weighing 220 pounds, he is the current reigning AWA Universal Champion -- Fang!

The arean goes dark, fog hits the entrance as red light fills the fog. Seven Days of the Wolves by Nightwish cues up and the fans begin to boo. On the titantron a big quill pen and a piece of black paper appear. The Pen looks as if it's writing something and then the paper turns and in large cursive red letters is the name Fang. Then under that the phrase "Sign your name on the line and your soul is mine" Fang walks out of the fog wearing a suit and tie and carrying with him the Universal Title over his shoulder, and a rolled up piece of black paper in the other. He makes his way to the ring ,as the lights come back up, and he looks around at the crowd. He holds up the paper and mouths "YOU ALL WANT SOMETHING" and then he rubs his fingers together "IT'S GOING TO COST YOU". He waits for his opponent looking our at the crowd and taunting them. While he waits he also takes off his suit jacket and hands it to a ring attendant. he loosens his collar and rolls up the sleeves on his dress shirt.

Duff: There he is, the man himself! The best there is here in the AWA!

Fang and Shipman look across the ring at each other. Fang holds up the title in Shipman's face but Shipman pushes Fang's arm out of the way. Fang steps forward, getting straight in Shipman's face but the referee gets in between them and parts them for a few seconds. Fang hands the referee the title and he holds it up for the fans to see. He passes it out of the ring and calls for the bell.

Fang vs. Chris Shipman - AWA Universal Championship

Shipman runs at Fang as soon as the bell sounds, but Fang sidesteps Shipman and takes him down with a drop toehold. Fang leans behind Shipman and slaps him with open hands to the back of the head before turning around to pose for the fans. The fans boo at Fang but he taunts them.

Tex: Cocky son of a...

Duff: Not cocky, just confident. He's the Universal champ, you can expect champions to be confident.

Shipman gets back to his feet and turns to Fang who sarcastically claps for Shipman. While Fang's clapping, Shipman runs at him and takes Fang down with a huge spear.

Tex: Not so cocky now is he?

Shipman leans over Fang and hammers him with massive punches to the head. Fang covers up and quickly hits Shipman with a thumb to the eye, and rolls him off him and starts to hammer heavy punches on to Shipman's face. Shipman rolls through and under the rope, pulling Fang with him.

Tex: They're on the outside already! This can't be good!

Duff: Are you that retarded Tex? It's always great when the action goes to the outside!

Shipman grabs the champion by his shaggy hair and starts to gain more control and hits Fang with a stinging right hand. He drags him up to his feet and lifts him high above his head with a military press slam, holding him up for the fans to see.

Duff: Show off!

Tex: What a power display by Chris Shipman!

Shipman walks over to the barrier still holding Fang high above his head and drops him down across the security barrier, chest first!

Tex: Oh that could have broken a rib!

Duff: Maybe Shipman's not so bad after all! He has the mind set I like! Well, except for that whole boning Synn thing he has going.

Fang bounces back off the barrier while the ref calls for both men to get back in the ring. Shipman rolls in to the ring, but rolls back out, breaking the count. He pick's Fang up to his knees but Fang smartly hits Shipman with a low blow next to the ring apron, blocking it from the referee's view. Shipman doubles over and Fang grabs Shipman's head in a bulldog type headlock and drops him down on to the ringside floor!

Tex: Oh! There's some payback for that drop onto the barrier!

Duff: And that is why he's the champion!

Fang quickly picks Shipman up and slams him head first in to the ring apron and drags his head along it. Fang grabs Shipman by the arm and tosses him towards the ring steps. Shipman uses his power to reverse it but Fang wisely jumps up on to the ring steps and turns around to face Shipman. Fang dives off the steps but Shipman catches him and drops him with a powerslam to the outside!

Tex: Oh my god! Oh my GOD!

Shipman gets up and rolls in the ring and out again, breaking the count for the second time. Fang gets up to his knees but Shipman drills him with a big boot right to the kisser, then picks him up to his feet and tosses him in to the ring steps.

Tex: I think we're getting a good look at the psychotic mind frame of Chris Shipman! he is after some payback for Despayre and the attack on Angel earlier!

Duff: Fang had nothing to do with that!

Tex: He's Goth's brother and that seems to be good enough for Shipman!

Fang flips over the steel stairs on impact and lands with his back to the ring barrier. Shipman sees him down and charges at him. Shipman attempts the knee to the face but Fang moves at the last second and Shipman drives his knee in to the barrier. Fang steps back as Shipman stumbles, limping on his knee. Fang kicks away the back of the injured knee, forcing Shipman to land backwards on the outside. The ref calls out to Fang, trying to get back in the ring but the Universal champion just smirks at him. Fang walks over to Shipman and calmly stamps on the knee, sending the Shipman rolling in pain, grabbing at his knee. Fang picks him up to his feet and throws him face first in to the ring post and rolls him back in to the ring.

Tex: It's about time they made it back into the ring!

Duff: Well Shipman's back in at least.

Fang grabs Shipman's leg and wraps it around the ring post. He pulls the leg back and drives it in to the unforgiving ring post. Fang smirks and raise his arms to the crowd who boo him viciously. Fang turns back to Shipman and crosses Shipman's legs around the ring post and lifts his leg over Shipman's and leaps up, locking on a modified fiqure four leglock around the ring post!

Duff: What a move from Fang! He's pulling them out of nowhere tonight!

Tex: I hate to say this but Fang is being smart, taking out the bigger man's legs like this!

The referee jumps out of the ring and tries to pull Fang off of Shipman but Fang pushes him away. The ref starts his five count and finally Fang breaks the hold at four. Fang grabs both of Shipman's legs but Shipman uses his superior leg strength and drags him in to the post! Fang hits it hard and spins around holding his head before dropping to his knees outside the ring. He starts to shake his head and crawls towards the ring, using the apron to pull himself up.

Duff: Someone get some Excedrin for the champ!

Fang grabs hold of the secong rope and pulls himself up on to the apron, but Shipman is already on his feet. Shipman limps forward and hits Fang with a shoulder charge, sending him flying across the the outside in to the security barrier.

Duff: Fang sure seems to have a close, personal thing going with that barrier tonight.

Shipman tries to shake off the pain his knee is in and rolls outside, under the bottom rope. Shipman picks Fang up to his feet and rolls him back in to the ring. Fang's head if left outside the ring and Shipman drives an elbow in to it. Fang rolls towards the center of the ring and Shipman climbs in the ring to Fang. He picks Fang back up to his feet and hooks him up around the waist and spins around with a spinning Belly to Belly suplex. Shipman with the cover.

1.....

2.....Fang kicks out!

Tex: The first pin attempt since this one started and it was unsuccessful!

Duff: Of course! Fang just won the title. he's not about to give it up, especially to a member of the freak brigade, the Sins!

Shipman leans over Fang, dragging hm up by the hair. he sends Fang into the ropes and swings his right arm for a clothesline, but Fang ducks behind him, grabs him in a rear waistlock and brings him up and over with a German suplex right on the back of his head!

Duff: Yes! Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Fang looks down at Shipman and stumbles over to the corner, sitting on the top rope for a second. Fang taunts the fans and jumps off with a legdrop right across Shipman's throat. Fang with the cover!

1.....

2.....Shipman gets a shoulder up!

Duff: What a slow ass count!

The champion steps back a few paces and pauses, waiting for the challenger to return to his feet.

Duff: Look at him stalking Shipman, just like the wolf he is!

Fang goes for a clothesline but Shipman ducks and bounces off the other side of the ring and comes back with a huge clothesline of his own, causing Fang to flip on impact. Shipman looks down at Fang and lifts him up to his feet and drops him down in a high angle spinebuster.

Tex: This one just keeps going back and forth!

Fang rolls out of the ring and to the floor while Shipman poses for the fans, eliciting a number of scattered cheers for him.

Duff: Bah! I remember when Shipman didn't care about the cheers!

Tex: Who says he does?

Fang rests his head on the ring apron and Shipman walks over and puts his head out between the top and middle ropes and pulls Fang up on to the apron but Fang grabs his head and drops down with a stunner type move across the rope. Shipman stumbles back and Fang slides in the ring, grabbing Shipman by the head and drops him with a lightning quick DDT! Fang with the cover!

1.....

2.....

3-NO! Shipman has the shoulder up!

Duff: Oh come ON!

Fang looks down at Shipman getting on his hands and knees and stands up, kicking Shipman in the ribs, causing him to roll over. Fang waits for Shipman to get to his feet as he stalks him from behind. Fang grabs hold of Shipman and pulls him backward with a Russian legsweep. Fang rolls backwards grabbing Shipman's leg as he does. Fang drags him towards the middle of the ring. Shipman tries to fight him off but Fang delivers a hard shot with his foot right to Shipman's weakened knee, ending the struggle. Fang then spits down at him and takes the leg, setting him up for a Figure 4 but Shipman pulls him into an inside cradle!

1.....

2.....

3-NO! Fang escapes!

Tex: We almost had a new Universal champion!

Both men are up immediately! Fang is the quicker of the two and he cuts off Shipman's charge with a slingblade lariat! He covers Shipman, hooking the leg!

1.....

2.....Shipman kicks out!

Fang is angry and he drops to his knees and starts laying in the fists to the challenger's head until the referee starts his count to break it up and Fang stops at four, one away from a disqualification!

Tex: Smart there by the champion! Even a DQ win for Shipman would guarentee a return match.

Fang brushes the official away and grabs Shipman's leg and turns him over into a half crab, working on the injured knee again. Shipman yells out in pain as the ref asks if he wants to yield but Shipman flat out refuses. He pounds the mat in his pain and frustration and starts to use his arms to drag himself closer to the ropes, but Fang pulls him back and switches the crab into an STF!

Duff: Shipman ain't going nowhere!

Again Fang has Shipman tied up but the challenger is too prideful and stubborn to allow himself to submit away a chance at the big prize! After what seems to be forever, a frustrated Fang releases the hold and drops an elbow into the back of Shipman's head. He rolls him over and makes the cover.

1.....

2.....

Tex: Shipman's foot is on the bottom rope!

Duff: Damn lucky the referee saw it.

Fang jumps up and grabs the official by the shirt, backing him up against the ropes, threatening him! He yells in the ref's face about the move but the referee can only plead it to be in the rules.

Tex: Come on, leave the referee alone for doing his job!

Duff: He's wasting time. He should be putting Shipman away.

Fang lets go of the referee and goes back to work on his opponent. he grabs Shipman and sets him up for a Fameasser legdrop but Chris snares him by the leg and neck and brings him over with a suplex maneuver!

Tex: What a move! he wasted so much time with the referee he allowed Chris Shipman to get a second wind!

Duff: Get up! Get him!

Fang sits up holding his back but Shipman roughly grabs him to his feet and lifts him upside down and charges him back first in to the corner. He hooks Fang up in the tree off woe and starts to stop on the champion's chest. Shipman lifts him up so he is sitting on the top rope, back to the ring. Shipman climbs on the middle rope behind him and grabs him, nailing Fang with a belly-to-back superplex! Shipman with the cover.

1.....

2.....

3-FANG KICKS OUT!

Duff: Oh my God! That was CLOSE!

Tex: What a match we're seeing!

Shipman hits the mat in anger and looks at Fang laying on his stomach. Shipman stands up and goes for a scoop slam but his knee buckles and he falls to his back with Fang on top!

1.....

2.....Shipman kicks out!

Fang gets to his feet first and hits Shipman with a running big boot right to the head. Fang hooks him up and goes for a belly-to-back suplex of his own but Shipman shifts his weight and catches him in a reverse DDT on the back of his head! He covers Fang and hooks the leg!

1.....

2.....Fang gets a shoulder up!

Tex: Oh it is clear both men want this bad!

Both the champion and challenger are hurt. They are winded from the high intensity match but they continue to fight. On their knees, Fang swings a right hand but Shipman blocks it and delivers a right of his own, knocking Fang to his back on bended knee. Shipman gets up and puls him to his feet. Shipman Irish whips him into the ropes and ducks for a backdrop but Fang slides in, pulling him into an inside cradle!

1.....

2.....

Fang reverses it into his own cradle but both men get tangled in a web of arms and legs and both set of shoulders are down on the mat as the official makes his count.

1.....

2.....

3!

The bell sounds and both men leap to their feet with their arms raised high!

Tex: Shipman did it! He won the Universal title!

Duff: Like hell he did! Fang pinned him! Fang retains!

Both Fang and Shipman collide in the center of the ring, bumping chests and talking trash as the referee speaks to Stormy through the ropes. The ref steps back inside as both combatants are demanding their arms be raised.

Stormy: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed that the referee has counted both men's shoulders down. He has rules this match a DRAW!

Tex: WHAT!?

Duff: No freaking way!

Match decision: Draw

Fang and Shipman look completely incensed and they start for the referee who wisely jumps from the ring! They then turn their attentions to one another and wild brawl erupts! Fists are swinging as both fall to the mat and they roll around, clubbing each other with heavy blows! Security swarms the ring in heavy numbers and they grab at the brawlers and tear them apart but neither goes willingly! Fang breaks away and runs over and jumps, tackling the men holding Shipman and they all hit the mat and it starts all over again!

Tex: I can't believe what we just saw! A double pin and a draw in the Universal championship match!

Duff: I can't believe what we're seeing now! I haven't seen a fight this great in years!

Both men are back up, still fighting as the mass of security tries to pry them apart! Shipman has Fang in a headlock and swings a fist into his face as Fang delivers a wicked shot to Shipman's kidneys! Finally more officials and security make it inside of the ring and the two men are seperated as the fans boo, wishing to see the brawl continue! Winner: DRAW

The camera cuts to the back parking garage in the rear of the Omnisports de Paris to find Synn, Shipman and Gabriel leading a still weeping Despayre towards a row of cars.

Gabriel: It'll be okay Despy. Angel will be just...

Synn: Despayre? Where are you...?

Despayre turns away from the two men and wanders off in the direction of where one of four ambulances are parked in the case they are needed in the night's events. The others look at one another and have little choice but to follow the unstable young man on his trek.

He staggers up to the nearest ambulance, his knees seemingly ready to give out on him. He cradles Angel gingerly in the crook of his one arm and uses his other to hammer away at the back door of the med vehicle.

Almost immediately the door opens and a young woman in a paramedic's uniform looks out. Despayre looks up from his bear and his face is a pitiful sight as his face is wet with tears and his eyes are bloodshot from having cried so much for so long. His nose is running and he inhales deeply and his voice chokes with his sobs.

Despayre: They h--they h--they hurt him!

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