Outside the Omnisports de Paris-Bercy in Paris, France before the AWA teleivsed wrestling extravanda known as Monday Night Insomnia begins. AWA security is blocking someone from entering the stadium. The large men try to stop a very agnry American from entering the building. He has long blond hair with a matching beard. His shirt torn off from a previous scuffle showing his bare sweaty muscular chest. In his right fist he is holding a leather strap to a war hammer. The fans watch on the Teletron cheering for it is AWA Vice President, Thor Odinson.
Thor: Where is he? Where is that sack of horse shit?
AWA Security: I am sorry, sir. But you are not allowed here. As orders from the AWA President. I am here to ask you to leave the premises.
The largest of the three security guards has his hand out to stop, AWA Vice President from entering the stadium. The man nearly stands seven feet but Thor is unimpressed, pointing to his chest.
Thor: Goth has run with his tail between his legs all week. Do you know who the hell I am?
AWA Security: The man we are told not to allow here at Monday Night Insomnia. Now leave sir or we will remove you from here with force.
Thor laughs at this his hand gripping his war hammer known as Ball Buster. Starting at the lead guard of AWA security straight into the eye with a smile.
Thor: Goth has sent you goons to stop me? Only three of you? No one else was that stupid.
<AWA Security: Now sir, I will have to ask you to leave, NOW. Goth said by any means necessary. I am going to enjoy this.
The large lead guard points his finger at the chest of Thor before he and his goons start to push him away. Thor answers back before any of them can react with a blow of his hammer into one's gut. Followed by an elbow on the base of the neck sending the security guard down to the ground. His buddy gets a hold of Thor, but it was foolish. Thor drops his war hammer grabbing the security delivering a gutbuster sending the guy to the ground. .
The large security goon grabs Thor from behind in a massive bear hug. Thor is up in the air trying to get out of the massive grip. Digging his arms underneath the massive powerful arms of the goon security guard. Thor breaks out of the hold falling ou turning around to face the giant of a man before him. The security guard is familiar with an average man not a professional wrestling athlete as he attacks Thor with a punch too slow. Thor twists the arm moving in gaining leverage to his opponent. Lifting him up in the air. Dropping the guard down on the ground from his Gorilla Press. Wiping his hair back and some sweat with his hand, Thor points to the camera .
Thor: Goth! I am coming for you! Tonight! You will not escape the wrath from the Hammer of the Gods!
The opening credits end showing the AWA Pay Per View team of Duff Travers and Tex Martin. Duff Travers is actually happy tonight with Tex Martin beside him not so happy. A trend and surprise for most people to see.
Duff: Ahhh Paris, I love Paris. So many memories. These are people that enjoy the right kind of entertainment.
Tex: Mimes and the so called genius Jerry Lewis?
Duff: Yes! You appreciate a Mimes and Jerry Lewis too?.
Tex: I have always been a Dean Martin man myself as for mimes. There are no good live ones.
Duff: Oh so you are a fan of the classics of the mime tradition.
Tex: You can say that, but me and my truck call them speed bumps.
There in the ring is a immaculate wooden table with various old style engraving going down the legs. On top is a porcelain tea set with blue and red flowery designs next to a matching plate with crumpets. Sitting in a high antique Victorian chair is a woman dressed in a Victorian styled outfit of white and some black and pink in a very Marie Antoinette sexy outfit. Her long pink hair falls to her shoulders has a tea cup in her hand stirring it.
The fans cheer seeing Penny Dreadful has returned tonight here in France with her infamous Tea Time. The Gothic Lolita walks swaying her hips as she pours her tea. The fans can easily see the corset just barely covers her top.
Penny Dreadful: It has been a taxing time here in the AWA no doubt. Our President and Vice President are butting heads over the direction of the AWA. I am sadly caught in the middle of their devil's deal. If Goth loses, he gives control to my employer, Thor Odinson. If Thor Odinson should lose, I must cast my heart towards Goth.
Penny slouches in her large posh chair looking at the audience. Sipping her tea a little the thought of Thor Odinson losing is not something she is looking forward too. She does not like being a pawn in this chess match.
Penny Dreadful: I know but that is price, I pay to work with a god. I suppose. Still my tragedy of being torn in two neither by own choosing. I have become a pawn in this gambit along with the rest of the AWA what will be happening at Merry Mayhem? Will my heart remain mine of my own choosing? Or will my heart be chosen by another? In two weeks, I will know before this year's end. It frightens me as Goth, the AWA President has banned Vice President Thor Odinson from this building.
Shivering, Penny Dreadful remembers Goth pinning her to the corner of the ring, where she was alone no one came to help her until Thor Odinson arrived. She has been the AWA damsel in destress for months and it looks like that is not changing anytime soon.
Penny Dreadful: It seems cheating Thor Odinson out of his victory over Fang last week was not enough. Now Goth wants to make a major announcement to not allow the Hammer of the Gods to interfere. Goth fears Thor's wrath and this cannot be good for any of us. Not even myself.
Moving her thoughts from the darkness that could be looming here in the AWA and her own life. Penny Dreadful moves on towards the matches setting them up for tonight. She does not notice a squat fat man in a black suit with beady eyes creeping through the audience.
Penny Dreadful: Tonight, here in Paris, the AWA is bringing our famous Monday Night Insomnia. Tonight in our opening match of Laz vs. Anthony Pheonix in a hardcore match.
The fans cheer as Penny continues her talk towards the fans. Not once noticing the weird looking man in the black suit licking his lips staring at her in a lecherous way. Smiling Penny sips her tea to talk about the next match of the night.
Penny Dreadful: We kick it up with the first Tag Team Tournament match for the AWA Tag Team Championship. A grudge match to boot between Axiom's Blood Brothers, 'The Monster' Chaos and our TV Champion Matthew Toddi against 7 Deadly Sins's Gabriel & our International Champion, Despayre.
Penny Dreadful has her favorite, 7 Deadly Sins anyone but Axiom winning is a good night for Penny Dreadful. This is going to be one hell of a match as she sips her tea thinking of it. Not at once noticing the weird looking man sneaking over not noticing the fans warnings.
Penny Dreadful: To not to disappoint the final match to determine who will be joining the Fatal 3-Way for the Universal Championship. Young rising star, Swifty McVay against Jason Stevens, who found himself winning last week in an interesting way.
Now towards, Fang the Universal Champion. Goth's so-called blood brother the one that Goth used to humiliate her boss, who was protecting her after what happened a month ago. More fans start to see the weird stout man with pale skin licking his lips sneaking to Penny Dreadful.
Penny Dreadful: Finally the AWA Main Event tonight, Jonathan Porter, our Universal Champion will be defending his title against 7 Deadly Sins's Chris Shipman, who already earned the chance to face for the Universal Championship in the Fatal 3-Way at Merry Mayhem..
Penny Dreadful sighs as she things of the next announcements both make her stomach turn in knots. Penny Dreadful wants to see Goth put in his place and the Statement well....
Penny Dreadful: AWA President, Goth has a major announcement tonight. Also Da Frat House with the Statement is back for another week. I just hope it is not... ahhh!
The pale skinned creepy man with the fish eyes with greasy mustache and hair appears in front of Penny Dreadful making her jump. He smiles rubbing his hands together with evil lustful delight.
Creepy Lecherous Unknown Man: Hello, my sweetie.
Penny Dreadful: Who are you? What are you doing here? Who let you in?
Penny Dreadful looks around looking for someone to come and help her but no one shows. The creepy man looks at Penny Dreadful undressing her with those beady eyes licking his lips.
Creepy Lecherous Unknown Man: Master says you will be mine. I have plans for you. Yes, Indeed
Penny Dreadful: Ick! Someone? Help me out here. Get this guy away from me?
Penny Dreadful gets away when the creepy beady eyed man tries to grab her escaping the ring heading down towards back stage looking over her shoulder. The creepy beady eyed man smiles for he tore off a piece of Penny Dreadful's dress before she escape smelling it .
Creepy Lecherous Unknown Man: You do smell sweet. You will be mine.
Duff: I like this guy. He has a way with women.
Tex: Yeah in that registered sex offender way.
Seven Days to the Wolves blasts over the Pa system. The man in black comes walking out with a contract in hand and a smile on his face. His black Armani suit is in pristine condition as he makes his way to the ring. He slips between the top and middle rope and listens to the crowd hate on him. The Master Deal Broker just stands there and shakes his head as Stormy Canyon gives him a mic. He thanks her and she leaves the ring. The booing continues.
Fang: Do you people even know why you are booing? You don’t like me I get that. I don’t much like you either, but it’s not like I did anything wrong. I’ve brought the AWA title scene to it’s knees as I grabbed the Universal Title at ThanksKilling Massacre. I silenced our Vice President as I beat him in this ring last week. I have proven that this is my playground, and if you want to play here you have to pay a price.
Fang smiles and winks at the crowd as he rubs his fingers together. He opens the jacket of his suit to reveal the Universal Title belt underneath. The crowd is still booing, calling for Thor, or Gabriel, or whoever they can think of to get this belt away from this man.
Tex: The crowd has spoken, Duff, they don’t think Fang deserves to be the Universal Champion.
Duff: The man has worked harder than anyone else to get to where he is today. Why won’t these people just give the man a break and let him enjoy his time as the champion.
Fang: Go ahead, call for your favorite Champion. Call for a man to come out of the back and take me out. Call out a name, I’ve got a contract right here for them to sign. Ah, but that match that you all clamor for can not happen tonight. I can not make you happy. I can not fulfill your wishes, unless of course the man you want to see try and take me down is Chris Shipman. Then it’s your lucky day, because the ink is still slightly fresh and tonight on this canvas, in this ring, so will his blood.
The Fans pop as the Man In Black Mentions his opponent for the night. He gets that trademark sneer on his face as he looks at the crowd.
Fang: Yes egg him on, cheer him on, make him think that he stands a chance at victory. Make his defeat all that sweeter, and as I look down upon him, let it be on your heads that another soul has come into my possession. As I rack up another win this week against another AWA talent. As I make him beg and plead for his continued existence, let him know it’s all because you wanted to see it. Let me ask you all one thing. Why do you boo one of the few AWA champions in history that hasn’t needed help to win the title? Why do you hate me so? Is it because deep down you know I’m better than all of you? That I live a better life and I have a better wife? Is it because I remind you of the stark reality of your drab existence? That has to be the case, because you cheer and support men who have no redeeming values. No Qualities in their character. Men who stab their friends in the back and live open lives of debauchery. That is who you want to represent this company? A man who allows his genitalia to be mutilated for shits and giggles. France really is a country of sick fucks.
The crowd boos and begins to throw trash into the ring. Fang stands there calmly even as drinks splash of his expensive suit. He just shakes his head and chuckles.
Fang: I came to Paris hoping to find a city of refinement and culture and all I’ve found are barely washed men and hairy women who think Jerry Lewis is the king of comedy. A city of people who keep their nose so high in the air that they don’t see the world around them. A group of cowards that would never know how to fight a real battle if their life depended on it. Racists and bigots and xenophobes who will never be anything more than French. You want Chris Shipman as your champion? It’s never going to happen. I’m more skilled and more sophisticated. I live by a code of ethics higher than any of you would understand. You wish to barter your souls to see your man crowned king? You don’t have enough to pay MY Price. So tonight in this ring I will destroy the soul of Chris Shipman. I will lay him down in the darkness and let it consume what’s left of his sanity. He will know that I am the Top of the mountain. I am the King of the Hill, I am the MASTER DEAL BROKER and his contract with me is about to be collected. Now that his name is on the line, his soul IS MINE.
Fang walks out of the ring and backstage as Insomnia goes to commercial
The arena lights go out and the word 'Axiom' is displayed on the titantron. All of a sudden Tear Away by Drowning Pool is heard over the PA system and the members of Axiom, Chaos, Matthew Toddi, Hank Henry III and Shaun Morgan walk out onto the entrance stage as the fans boo at them. They look around and then walk down the entrance ramp. Some members of the Axiom go up to kids and tare their signs apart as they walk down to the ring. One they get to the ring they all climb up the steps at the 2 sides and enter, 1 man enters from each side of the ring and goes up to the top rope closest to them. The fans boo even louder as they get down and stand in the ring. Chaos begins talk.
Chaos: Our competition this week are sinners, they will not defeat us because of the lies they speak. The only reason they have beaten us before is because of what Shipman caused. I can prove to you all how much they really lie. I watched Gabriel's promo last week about the diary thing. On 17th of November I believe he said something about Casey and how he thought it was outrageous.
Toddi takes the mic
Toddi: But we don't. Many don't know the real reason on BBC's release but lets just say he didn't have enough 'pryde' for the AWA. The thought he was the best but he lied and now he is gone. Where? I don't care where he has gone! Nobody should because he doesn't matter!
Chaos takes the mic back
Chaos: Thats right, there are many more, at least a thousand reasons why the truth is better than sin and I will list them.
1.Liars will go to hell.
We are taken to a commercial break and we come back with the fans are booing even louder and Chaos has gone on further in the list.
876. Sins are a world of evil.
Chaos goes to read on but he is told that a match is to come next so he is ordered to stop and leave the ring. They leave as the fans boo at them but they have their faces held high.
Laz vs.. Anthony Pheonix
Stormy: This next match is set for 1 fall and is set under the rules of a Hardcore match Introducing first, the challenger, from Fort Bliss, Texas, weighing in at 225 pounds, Laz!!!!!!!!!!
The lights go low as Laz steps out on the ramp. Prayer by Disturbed blares through the PA just when claw marks appear on the screen. It switches to video footage of Laz commanding troops and various other footage from past matches. He walks down to the ring through the fog. Once there he jumps over the ropes and kneels in the center of the ring before moving over to one corner when the oppenant starts toward the ring.
Tex: This man lost the TV title last week.
Duff: Last week he lost...Badly triple threat match Tex!
Stormy: Introducing his opponent, from Arlington, Virgina, weighing in at 215 pounds, Pheonix!!!!!!!!!!
The lights go out with just a solid spot light aimed at the middle of the stage. As the guitar riff of “Change Me”, Phoenix walks out with the hood over his head. He stands in the middle of the spot with his head down. When the lead singer starts to sing, Phoenix looks up and rips off his hood. He holds out his arms as he taunts the crowd, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. Phoenix then starts to walk towards the ring with the spot light still on him and with a smirk on his face. Phoenix stops right as he gets to the ring. He shakes his head and walks over to the ring steps and walks up the steps slowly and deliberately. Once on the apron, he enters the ring.nce inside Phoenix walks to the middle of the ring all the while the spot is still on him. When he reaches mid ring he stares at the camera as he holds his arms up forming an 'X'. Phoenix scowls at the camera as the song ends.
Tex: Pheonix is new here. Laz has been here longer but has been on and off with injuries such as the glass box incident earlier in the year!
Laz comes towards Pheonix and they hold each others hands above their heads and struggle to get the lead in this match. Laz over-powers Pheonix with the weight and height advantage and slowly pushes him to the ground with his shoulders down. The referee counts. 1...2... Laz lifts himself up and kicks Pheonix in the gut. He runs off the ropes, he runs back at Pheonix who ducks and then jumps up for the dropkick!
Tex: What a compination of moves!
Duff: You could say that again!
Pheonix grabs and twists him onto his chest but Laz twists around onto his back and kicks Pheonix off. Laz gets up and the two lock up. Laz turns and gets Pheonix in a side head lock. He punches at Pheonix's head before running and executing a Bulldog. He gets to his feet with Pheonix still down, runs off the ropes and baseball slides Pheonix in the ribs. Pheonix holds his stomach area in pain. Laz taunts to the fans cheering him on but Pheonix hits a German Suplex but doesn’t let go, he arches his back and goes for the pin. 1...2...Kickout! Pheonix gets back up and brings Laz to his feet as well. Laz kicks Pheonix in the gut and throws him through the ropes to the outside.
Tex: Rememer, this is a hardcore match!
Duff: This will get brutal!
Laz rolls out of the ring and walks over towards the announce table and grabs the ring bell and the hammer with it. He walks up to Pheonix and hits him with the bell. he then puts it against his head and hits the bell with the hammer making a loud ring into his ears. Pheonix holds his head and rolls around on the concrete. Laz goes under the ring and grabs a table he sets it up by the apron and places thumb tacs from a bag on the floor picks up Pheonix and drags him onto it. He grabs a ladder from under the ring and holds it above his head. He then drops it onto Pheonix who is on the table causing the tacs to go futher into his skin and making him drop to the ground.
Tex: I thought he was going to go through that table!.
Duff: So did I!
Laz grabs Pheonix and throws him into the ring. He then grabs a couple of chairs by the announcers desk and throws them in the ring. Laz climbs up onto the apron and Pheonix hammers him with a chair but before Laz can fall to the outside, Phenix pulls him into the ring. He goes for the pin. One... Two... Three! Kickout! Pheonix can't believe it as he picks up Laz and goes to throw him over the top rope and onto the table but Laz grabs onto the ropes as he stands inches infront of the table on the apron. He kicks Pheonix as he comes towards him in the gut and then back suplex's him through the table!
Tex: Both men are floored.
Duff: They sure are. Right in front of us!
Laz gets up first and grabs the ladder sliding it into the ring. He also grabs Pheonix and slides him into the ring as well. As Laz picks up the ladder, Pheonix trips Laz up with his feet making Laz drop forwards landing with the ladder under him. Laz rolls off holding his chest as Pheonix stands up with the ropes help. He picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He climbs it and taunts as the crowd boo. He shouts at the crowd not realising Laz is starting to climb up with him. Laz punches Pheonix a couple of times but gets pushed back onto the canvas! Pheonix stands at the very top of the ladder and jumps off of the top and hits a five-star frog splash on the laid out opponent. He lands on Laz for the pin. One... Two... Three! But before the referee gets to count the fall the ladder falls on the referee from the push Pheonix had on it!
Tex: So close!
Duff: Oh My God!
Pheonix can't believe what has happened. He stares at Laz and then shakes the referee to wake him up. He is unresponsive so he picks up Laz. Out of nowhere Laz bounces off of the ropes ad hits a spear having Pheonix land on the ladder. Laz doesn't complete the God's Mercy finisher as he wants to win quickly. He holds his weight on Pheonix as the referee wakes and tries to make the count. One... Two... Three!!!
Tex: The bell is rung!
Duff: We have a winner!
Stormy: Here is your winner... Laz!!!!!!!!
Laz stands with the aid of the ropes and rests in a corner of one of the rings as his theme hits and he holds his arm up in the air.
winner: Laz
The lights suddenly go out leaving it pitch black in the arena. The are gasps from the crowd and hushed whispers as people try to figure out what is going on.
Tex: What in Hell's tarnation is going?
Duff: Maybe Mr. Goth forgot to pay the electic bill.
Just then a mysterious voice comes over the PA system.
Voice: Shh! Do you hear that? … Do you hear the pounding of the hearts?
Tex: Who in the blaze's name is that?
Duff: How should I know, do you think I can see in the dark or something?
Voice: Those hearts are pounding faster and faster, and do you know why? Well some of them are beating in anticipation, but most are beating with FEAR.
A collective gasp goes up from the crowd.
Voice: Yes, fear. Some are afraid of the dark, some fear the unknown, some fear that fat man next to them is going to vomit on them. No matter what the fear is for each of you, you can sense it. This arena is filled with fear. Ahh its so intoxicating. I can taste the fear just pouring out of you, and now two of you will get to truly experience the fear I bring.
At that point the crowd hears two muffled screams which quickly die out. Then an eery purple light appears showing a hooded figure standing at the center of the ring, hands clasped and head bowed as in prayer. Then it quickly goes dark again.
Voice: I am that which you fear. I am the terror in the night. I reside in your darkest thoughts. I am your worst … NIGHTMARE!
With that the lights come back on and reveal Duff and Tex slumped over the announcers' table. The crowd gasps in horror as e.m.t.s race to check on them.
Fifteen minutes later …
Stormy Canyon: I am happy to announce that Tex & Duff are fine, they were apparently drugged and are unconscious.
"I'm Too Sexy" Starts to play over the Titantron speaks. The AWA fans look up to see pictures of this guy with a baseball hat turned backwards, he has no shirt on wearing only some big gangsta jewelry around his neck. He has shorts and high tops that he pumps in some of the sequences shown in the screen. Pictures of him with many hot babes with him. Pictures of him getting into people's faces as well. The stage is set aside as the camera shows a stage set up with a couch, table pictures of that same guy. The whole set up looks like something you would would see in the living room of a frat house on some college campus. Coming out with large exaggerated strides is the man from all the pictures.
The Statement tries to act all tough but the fans boo him. Of course The Statement looks over at the audience crossing his arms unimpressed,
Arrogantly the Statement starts to do goosestepping to the anger of the audience. Then speaks in a bad German accent, which is really a bad Arnold impersonation. The Statement does not know or care that Arnold is Austrian not German.
The French AWA fans boo the Statement who just raises a salute to the people to anger them some more. The camera shows Duff and Tex, Duff seems to be enjoying this.
Duff: Oh this guy is too funny! A comedic genius!
Tex: I am feeling something alright it is not laughter. I believe he is offending our French hosts.
Orgy's "Opticon" suddenly blasts out over across the sound system of the arena and the Parisian crowd begin cheering as atop the entrance stage emerges the AWA International Champion, Despayre, along with perhaps the most popular member of the AWA roster, the teddy bear Angel, who is also wearing his own bite-sized title belt.
Despayre looks uncomfortable at being out here, in front of everyone present when he is not in an actual match; that particular security remmoved from him. He slowly meanders down the aisle, looking from left to right at the fans on all sides of the arena who cheer him on.
Crowd: Angel! Angel! Angel!
Penny Dreadful: Talk.
2.Sin is against everything good in the world.
3.Who needs sin to live their lives?
4.How many people have had good lives from lying.
877. A sinners life is filled with hatred.