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The scene fades in back stage as Ronin slowly walks the halls of the arena, bound for his dressing room. Jade Green catches up to him as he goes to open the door.
Ronin, I was hoping I could ask you a question.
Ronin turns toward Jade, then to the camera, and nods.
Now, Ronin, less than two months into your tenure here in the AWA, you have an opportunity tonight to walk away as International Champion. What’s going through your mind right now?
Jade, the only thing going through my mind right now is winning. There are five other men in that ring with me tonight, and to be honest I think that only two of them will present any kind of challenge. Metamania and Chris Shipman. Yes, Jason Stevens seems to be in “top shape” so to speak, but I’ve been in the ring with him on a few occasions and I’m sure I’ve seen everything he has to offer. As for Shipman, I consider him a challenge for the simple fact that I have yet to face him in any way, so he is an unknown in this match. Metamania, everyone knows he is the former International Champion, only dropping it in favor of the Universal title. He’s proven on several occasions that he has what it takes to win and retain a championship, and I’m going to have my eye on him tonight.
He turns away from Jade and opens the door to his dressing room, disappearing inside.
Well, Ronin seems to have a lot on his mind going into the AWA International Championship Battle Royal. It should be a great match.
The scene opens up in the ring, the set for The Sensation Show is set up and is ready for Jason’s talk show, speaking of Jason “Room For One More” by Anthrax hits the speakers and Jason, his sister Carrie and his mentor Steve Ramone walk down the ramp to a mixed reaction, they enter the ring and Jason sits behind the desk as the music fades.
JS: Hello and welcome to The Sensation Show! My name is Jason “The Sensation” Stevens and with me is the one and only Fearless One Steve Ramone!
The crowd roars in appreciation for Steve.
JS: And my darling sister Carrie, anyway tonight we celebrate an American holiday in England which has to be the most ironic thing in wrestling history....
Jason is cut off by a cumotion at ringside, the camera pans over to see an unshaven Marty McFarge storming towards the ringside area through the crowd.
Texx: NO! NO! NOT HIM! NOT HIM!
Jason sees Marty and immediately summons security, however Marty holds up a ticket to the event and Jason sighs, the sigh becomes a grunt of annoyance when Marty asks for a mic and is given one.
MM: One month ago Jason you fired me, one month ago I was fired by Goth and Irons and for what? So you could replace me with a hasbeen?!
Steve is insulted by the remark and snatches the mic from Jason.
SR: Strong words coming from a man who got his ass kicked by that same hasbeen!
The crowd pops and Marty growls.
MM: Cute Steve, very cute, what you don’t realize is Jason that when the eccomany crashed my life savings went with it, you where my last hope to avoid bankruptcy Jason and when you and the AWA fired me I had no choice but to declare bankruptcy! And now I stand before you a broken and desperate man.
Jason takes the mic back from Steve.
JS: If you’re trying to get me to hire you back with sympathy forget it! And if you were forced to declare bankruptcy then why did Carrie see you in Italy and Germany? And why did the PI I hired see you in Fancy Restaurants?
Jason grins knowing that Marty has been caught up in his lie.
MM: You think you’re so smart Jason? I may of lied about my bankruptcy but not my desperation, I am bringing in someone to the AWA and he’ll be here next week!
Marty finally takes his seat and Jason, Steve and Carrie leave the ring.
Texx: Someone tell me I’m having a bad dream!
The scene opens up backstage as Metamania steps out of his dressing room, closing the door behind him. He looks into the camera very intensely.
Metamania: I am going to be saying this short and simple. The holiday known as Thanksgiving has now come and gone. All week long, I have been thankful for the opportunity to come back and win another title, especially after I had lost the big one. I shall be Universal champion again someday, but for now, I’ll be the man of the hour and I will win the International championship. I want to now keep that title around my waist and even surpass Fang’s streak longer than he has. I shall not allow any of you rodents to try and halt me from achieving a dream that I’ve been seeing all week long. It is only fitting that the youngsters like you need to be taught your place by a master of the game. I am now ready for combat and I will walk into that ring, with the sole intention of being the International champion and when I do walk around, it will be AS the International champion. All four of you should have stayed away from this match and learned your lesson, but apparently some of you were quite stubborn! No matter – I will gladly teach you the lesson that all four of you so richly deserve and when today’s class is over, I hope that you will learn something out of it! I’ll see you in the ring, boys, because your asses are about to be kicked all over London, England, by the fan-proclaimed legend…yours truly….THE ONE AND ONLY!
Then he turns to his right and steps out of the picture as the camera follows him turning around the left corner and can no longer be seen; the camera then fades to black for now.
Battle Ryoal
Stormy Canyon: The following contest is our Battle Royal for the International Championship!! The way to win this match and become the Undisputed Universal Champion is to the final man standing in the match. The way to eliminate your opponent is to throw them on the floor and BOTH feet must touch the floor!!!!
Duff Travers: Yeah we know the drill!!!
Stormy Canyon: Currently in the ring are all the combatants!! They are Chris Shipman!!! Ronin!!! Jason Stevens!! Sebastian Wimbley!!! Metamania!!! And the final man is Gle....
Just before she can announce the name of Glenn Frank we can see the whole match begin. We can see Wimbley and Glenn Frank batlte it out in the coerner where the youngster delivers some high knees to the stomach area of the psychotic Glenn Frank. He takes a few stops back to showboat before going to run over towards him with a running clothesline.He connects the move and then celebrates as he suddenly gets dropkicked from behind by Metamania and sails over the ring ropes
Tex Martin: That's at least two of them already gone!!
Metamania tuns around and gets attacked by Jason Stevens while on the other end we can see Ronin and Chris Shipman trade blows. The newcomer blocks a right hand and connects with a jawbreaker on Shipman, this causes him to fall against the ropes and gets tangled up there.
Tex Martin: You dont want to find yourself tied up there in this match!!
Duff Travers: Hey at least your feet wont be able to touch the floor!!!
The camera's turn around towards Metamania as the two fast paced wrestlers are trading blows until Jason Stevens gets an upper hand, he whips Metamania in the ropes and delivers a spinning flying heelkick that sends Metamania down to the canvas. Stevens gets up and lands a Moonsault on top of Metamania and goes for the cover, but realizes thatt his is an over the top rope battle royal and no ref will count to three in this one. He gets up and starts to pounch Metamania until the veteran surprises him with his legs hooking around the shoulders and uses his leg strength to pull Stevens back.
Tex Martin: Nice wrestling, but no eliminations except for these two.
We can see Wimbley and Frank start to argue on the outside when suddenly they start to fight. Frank grabs Wimbley by the throat and slams him against the steel ring post with the back of his head. Frank holds on to the throat and chokes him out when suddenly there comes security that sepperates them. Just as things cool off we can hear Goth's Golden Age of Grotesque hit and the owner of the company walks out to the arena
Goth: First match back Frank and you already committed a casualty? Why don't you just go back to whatever shithole you came from and STAY THERE!!! YOUR FIRED!!! Oh and you Wimbley? Seeing you are too weak to overcome a nuthole as this one, I don't need your services anymore... Goodbye idiot.... YOUR FIRED TOO!!!
The fans react to this as Goth stares at the two men that get brought out of the arena, suddenly Frank breask free and charges in on Goth as the owner kicks him in the midsection and delivers the infamous Chaos ADDT on the metal rampway... Causing blood to flow from the face as Frank is brought out of the arena.
Duff Travers: I guess that was the warmup that Goth needed???
The camera's move back to the ringside area where Ronin has Shipman almost over the top rope as the veteran thumbs him in the eye and frees him from the position. Shipman grabs Ronin by the hair and slingshots him towards the other corner where Stevens and Metamania are. He whips Ronin into them and Ronin clotheslines Stevens from behind and then he grabs him by the head and throws him over the top rope as Stevens lands hard on the concrete.
Tex Martin: Stevens is next!!!!
Ronin looks at Stevens with a sinister look on his face, but does not watch his back as Shipman comes charging in from behind and delivers a big knee in the back of Ronin. This causes him to fall over the top rope and hit the floor... That leaves only two more wrestlers to compete for the International Championship. Shipman turns around and sees Metamania coming in and grabs him by the mask and tosses him over the top rope, but just as he turns around he does not notice that Metamania holds on to the ropes and lands on the apron. Metamania jumps on the top rope and delivers a dropkick to the back of Shipman that sends him charging in to the ropes on the other side of the ring. The crowd get to their feet as Metamania charges in on Shipman, but Shipman delivers a backelbow to the jaw of Metamania. This causes him to stagger backwards as Shipman goes for a shot and climbs the turnbuckles. Just as he is about to execute a move he gets caught as Metamania runs to the ropes and forces him to fall in a painful way. The crowd erupts as they see Metamania climb the turnbuckles and starts to unload blows to Shipman and then goes for a Superplex, but just before he wants to hit it he realizes that it wont eliminate Shipman. So he delivers another headbutt. Then he gets behind Shipman and executes a Frankensteiner from the top rope and holds on to the top rope causing him not to touch the floor with his feet.
Tex Martin: Did you see that??
Stormy Canyon: The winner of this match!!! Metamania!!!
Shipman has landed on the concrete while Metamania held on to the rope and became the sole survivor in the Battle Royal and become the new International Champion.
Winner: Metamania
Goth can be seen preparing himself in the locker room with Sapphira by his side
Goth: It is time for me to show my brother the light, let's go my dear
With that Goth and Sapphira walk off to the ring
Fang vs. Goth
Tex: Fang and Goth have been going after each other’s throats for the longest time and now they have a score to settle. That’s going to happen tonight at the PPV!
Duff: In a Hell In A Cell match, Tex! This is going to be far brutal than anything we have ever seen. Anytime I’ve seen anyone step into that type of match, their lives are changed forever and not for the better either!
The camera cuts to a shot of the huge arena in London, England, as the crowd are completely going nuts. Another shot cuts in, which pans back to see the entire ring and the cell being slowly dropped to the floor, placing itself on all sides of the ring.
Stormy: Ladies and gentleman, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is a Hell In A Cell match! The winner of this match is the one to do either one of the following; either you make your opponent pin or submit or you are able to climb out of the cage or exit through the cage door. Either way, should your feet touch on the ground, you are determined the winner! Should Fang win this match, he is granted a title shot next month! However, if Goth wins this match, he will get to spend the night with Fang’s girl, Brenda! Introducing first, from New York, NY, weighing at 239 lbs….GOTH!!!!!!
*The Golden Age of Grotesque blasts across the sound system as Goth walks out to the ring, he is dressed in a long black Goth like robes. He is followed to the ring by Sapphira, who is wearing her usual wrestling outfit. Goth stops halfway the entrance way and stares at the crowd who are booing the owner of the AWA who grins and walks further on. He looks into the ring and glances at the cage itself before removing his robe and hands it over to Sapphira before he steps through the cage door and stays in the ring, staring down the entrance ramp and awaiting his opponent.
Stormy: Introducing his opponent, from Long Pond, PA, weighing at 220 lbs…..FANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The arena goes dark. A beat starts in the background followed by Rhinanna beginning to sing the beginning of “Run This Town” Red and blue strobes like police lights begin to go off as a form rises from underneath the stage. Jay-Z’s part begins and a spotlight shines on the figure at it shows to be Fang. He is standing in the light in a Black Armani suit. His head is bowed as the music plays. He then looks up as he is joined in the entrance way of the stage by Big Vic Gillot. The two men walk down to the ring The strobes still going off. More men in black suits walk behind the Man in Black. They surround the ring as he gets in. The lights go back to normal as the music fades. Fang takes off the suit jacket to reveal a white tshirt underneath. He folds the jacket and hands it to Vic. Fang nods to Vic and the men around the ring and they walk backstage as he stares down Goth and the two of them meet face to face, in the center of the ring, just staring each other down in silence as the cell door is locked by one of the referees from the outside.
Dex: Man, Tex, check out that intense stare down between the two brothers.
Tex: It’s going to explode from silence to violence!
Once the bell rung, the arena exploded as the two brothers finally let their frustrations out, starting with exchanging punches to each other constantly. Then Fang starts to turn the tide for a bit, kicking Goth in the stomach and then taking his brother’s head and them slamming him into the steel bars, then grinding Goth’s face from left to right. Goth is screaming like crazy as Fang continues to rub it into his face. The crowd is surprised to see Goth already pouring blood on his forehead from the grinding, so Goth unleashes a right elbow, catching Fang by surprise and forcing him to let go. Then Goth takes Fang’s head and smashes it into the steel cage, leaving Fang helpless on the floor. Goth takes Fang and throws him back into the ring, then climbs into the ring himself. He drags Fang a bit by the feet, then drops a few elbows to halt his brother from getting up. Then he goes for a pin, but the referee stops as he witnesses Fang getting the shoulder up. Goth gets back on his feet, taking his brother with him. Then he sets him up for a suplex position and tries to lift him, but Fang refuses to move. Fang clobbers his brother with two punches, then quickly executes a suplex of his own, Goth landing on his back. Fang isn’t done yet as he explodes with all of his anger as he gets on top of his brother and wails away with his fists from left to right, Goth able to block some of his punches, but some fell through. That trademark sneer shows from Fang who is a relentless beast, unable to contain himself with fury. The referee is yelling at Fang to get off him, but Fang stands up and yells right back, his back turned to Goth. A bad move to make, as Goth unleashes a dropkick to the side, causing Fang to slip and kneel, feeling his ribs cracked. He goes for a spinning side kick, but Fang grabs the leg, then trips Goth’s other leg and watches his brother fall hard to the mat. Goth backs himself away quickly, then uses the ropes to pull himself up. In full rage, Fang runs towards his brother with a clothesline in mind, but Goth sidesteps the move, grabs Fang’s head from the back as Fang gets past him, and throws him into the steel bars. Fang steps back, feeling pretty dizzy as he flips over the ropes and somehow regains his feet, to which Goth takes advantage and does…wait a second! He did the FULL METAL JACKET!!!!!!!! The crowd is surprised by this, then quickly resorts to booing the hell out of Goth as he gets up, satisfied with his work. Then he turns around and quickly climbs up the cage as Fang is laid out, breathing heavily. Moments later, he slowly sits up and shakes it off, then turns and sees what his brother is trying to do. He quickly gets up and rushes up the steel bars and catches his brother’s leg.
Tex: If Fang doesn’t do something quick, Goth will have his woman all night long!
Duff: I know! Can you imagine the sick things that Goth can do to the girl?
Tex: Duff, let’s not go there today. I don’t even want to think about it! Why do you have to bring it up???
Fang is able to use that quick time to get to the side of Goth, who starts punching Fang in the face, but Fang strikes back. Then Fang catches his brother with a kick that took the wind out of Goth, then grabs him by the collar of his shirt and easily throws him back to the ground, like a giant throwing a toy block with ease. Goth crashes to the floor with a thunderous thud that literally shook the arena to its core, the audience screaming for blood. Then a sick idea crosses Fang’s mind and he grins as he moves over to the side on the right, then turns and literally smashes his metal-plated knee directly onto Goth’s face! Goth is convulsing as Sapphira cups her hands over her mouth, her eyes wide as blood pours out of everywhere, including the mouth. Fang goes for the cover, hooks the leg, and waits for the referee to count the pin. But somehow, someway, Goth gets the shoulder up. Fang scoots back, amazed that his brother can somehow get out of something like that! Fang picks up his brother, but Goth immediately headbutts his brother in the stomach, then lays him out with an atomic drop! Fang is stunned and rooted to the spot where he is, but moves a second later as Goth plants another dropkick, Fang staggering back and getting himself tangled in the ropes. That didn’t last long either, as Goth clearly beheaded him with a vicious clothsline that sent Fang to the outside of the ring, his body now in between the ring and the cell. Goth climbs through the ropes and steps down onto the ground, then kicks his brother mercilessly into the ground like the dog that he is. Goth then looks around as Fang holds his ribs tight, cracked in a few places from earlier. Goth sees a cameraman covering the action and he rushes towards him, roughly taking the camera out from the cameraman’s hands, the cameraman quickly stepping back. Goth looks at him wildly, then turns back his attention to his brother as he gets up. Fang turns and sees Goth, but is unable to block the charge as Goth runs into Fang, slamming the camera deliberately into Fang’s face. Fang is knocked out cold, as blood spills from his forehead profusely. Goth gets on top of Fang and slams his right fist into Fang for a bit, laughing all the while. Then he had has enough and throws his brother into the ring and rolls right back in. As Goth drags him back and starts to grab one leg, Fang quickly uses the other to trap his brother, making him fall down on the mat floor, face first. Then he quickly gets up, grabbing Goth’s left ankle and getting him in with an ankle lock submission! The audience cries out in shock as they hear a few bones in Goth’s leg snapping in two and Goth is screaming loud and is in deep pain. Fang has a wild-eye look on him and roars with rage as he tightens the move even further. The referee asks Goth if he wishes to stop, but Goth stubbornly refuses, then somehow turns around and pushes his brother back with his other foot, Fang tumbling backward and rolling to his feet as Goth slowly gets himself up.
Tex: Duff, both men are completely spent and broken. Fang’s ribs are broken and now Fang just broke Goth’s leg. How can Goth stand up to him now with all the damage done to each other?
Duff: Plus, Tex, both men are bleeding profusely. This isn’t just a battle anymore, this is a war!
Fang takes advantage, kicking Goth’s broken leg, forcing him to kneel. Then he hits the ropes, comes back and nails his brother with a flipping neckbreaker, Goth hitting the mat on his back. Sapphira is filled with anger as she watches Fang making a break for the cage door. The referee opens it up and waits to see if Fang can make it out. Without warning, Sapphira walks over to the side, roughly shoves the referee away, then takes the cage door and slams it into Fang’s face, Fang rolling backward and clutching his face in pain. Brenda saw the whole thing happen and runs towards Sapphira and Sapphira turns, but is unable to do anything as Brenda captures her in a Lou Thez press and the two women are rolling back and forth, fighting with their fists as the crowd is screaming for a cat fight. That allows Goth some time to get up and limps over to his brother, planting a few knees into his stomach, knocking out his wind. Fang is toppled over by the assault, but Goth isn’t done yet. He picks up the big man and shocks the audience as he kicks Fang in the gut and sends him packing with the Chaos ADDT! Goth is slowly rising his to feet, bathed in sweat as he turns around and starts to climb up the cage, although he does it very slowly. Fang slowly recovers from Goth’s finisher, shaking it off, then he sees his brother somehow flipping his other leg over the top of the steel cage, followed by the other. With rapid speed., Fang climbs up the steel cage and manages to grab Goth by the top of the head and slowly lifts him up and over the steel cage. Goth throws a few punches in, but that doesn’t stop Fang, who has Goth on his left side, holding him by the collar. Then he jumps off the steel cage, rises high into the air, and drops Goth with a Fatal Shot from the air, the two men dropping to the mat with tremendous force! The crowd instantly chant “Holy shit! Holy shit!” repeatedly as Sapphira and Brenda are still getting into the fight somewhere from the outside, two of the referees trying to break up the ladies as the third still stands by the cage door, watching the match. A few minutes later, Goth and Fang, broken and exhausted from the match, slowly stand up to their feet. They begin to land punches that doesn’t do much damage to either, both men still breathing. Then Fang kicks him in the gut and goes for the Full Metal Jacket and it connects! Fang then goes for the pin, hoping that it would seal the deal, as the referee slams the mat once……twice…..NO WAIT!!!! Goth BARELY gets the shoulder up! The crowd is once again shocked as Fang sits up, his eyes wide in shock, unable to believe his brother could get out of it. He regains himself and now heads for the door one last time, knowing that his brother could stay down from that. The referee opens the door as Brenda and Sapphira are fighting heavily, Fang now inches away from getting out. Sapphira then kicks Brenda in the gut, then turns around and throws her into the steel cage. Brenda’s head hit the steel steps and the door, in response, threw itself forward and Fang felt the steel door land on his face once again. Goth sees the opportunity and slowly crawls forward, making his way to the door and the referee once again opens the door and Goth is about to slip through…
Tex: Holy crap! Fang just sprung forward and grabbed the leg!
Duff: But here’s Goth, turning around and kicking Fang so hard in the face that it nearly knocked him out!
With that, Goth turns himself around and finally lands on the outside and the referee immediately calls for the bell! Brenda slowly rises onto her feet and realizes what just happened, immediately in tears, thinking that it was her fault. She is then grabbed by Sapphira and held on tightly as Brenda screams for Fang. Goth is slowly back onto his feet and is now laughing like a madman as the referee raises his shoulders in victory.
Stormy: Here is your winner – GOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tex: Duff, that was one of the most brutal matches I have ever seen from both stars. This may well be one of the best PPVs the AWA ever has!
Duff: It will certainly be a good night for Goth, who can do whatever he pleases with Brenda! Fang is not happy!
Sapphira now helps out her man climbing up the steel steps with Brenda following Goth as she is being held by Sapphira and Goth. We can see Fang walking up to the door of the cage and threatens Goth to let go off Brenda as Goth just merely stares at his brother.
Tex: What is going on here? Goth has won the damn match!!! There is no need to gloat about it in front of his brother!!!!
Goth tells Fang to back off as he climbs in the cage and gets nose to nose with his brother as Sapphira brins in a mocrophone for her man
Goth: You know something Jonathan? At first I had invisioned to make fun of you before taking your woman back to my hotel room and have the best night of her life. But now that I look into your eyes and after feeling that what you have put my body through.... I have come to the conclusion to say these words brother
Silence comes over the crowd as we can see Fang badmouth Goth as Goth looks on
Goth: Finally you have stepped out of my shadow and did what I wanted you to become years ago... Finally you did what I wanted you to do for how long my brother? Finally I saw the man that will take the AWA to greater heights and become the champion that will make THE FAMILY proud!!!
Tex: What the?
Duff: YES!!!
Goth: It's time to come home my brother as YOU WILL have your championship match at whomever is the champion soon my brother... You will once again be siding yourself along with my guidance to become the greatest of all time... Tonight is the night that Family became THE FAMILY!! And all of you idiots have witnessed the night that The Family is going to take over the world and the AWA!!! And that nobody can refuse my offer... Even if your my brother!! So my brother? Why don't you just go back with me to the back as we will have a great time with our women.... Just like we used to.... Oh and Brenda?? Tonight, your mine....
The crowd is shocked as they see Goth and Fang smile and hug each other before the remaining members of the Family walk out. Brenda begins to hold her body close to Goth as Sapphira does the same for Fang and the fans begin an asshole chant
Tex: I can't believe my eyes!!! Fang has joined The Family!!!
Duff: The greatest reunion ever!!!
Winner: Goth
Jade Green is backstage when Hank Henry III wanders by.
Jade: Hank, can I get a moment with you for a second to gather your thoughts about the main event.
Hank stops and thinks about it for a second.
Hank: I do have something to say Jade, but not about my match, I’ve already said what I wanted to say, what I am about to tell the world has a much bigger importance.
He turns to the Camera.
Hank: Hello sports fans! Tonight I am proud to the announce that From now on A Merkin Made is the official Merkin Merchant for not only Marissa Swanson, but Stacy Kissinger as well. So if you are going to invest in a Merkin why not invest in the Merkin of the Stars, A Merkin Made, Merkins Made In America.
Jade: Hank I don’t think you should be using AWA show time as for a commercial.
He turns to Jade and says sharply.
Hank: Just let me finish Jade. Okay?
He does not let her answer and continues on his spiel.
Hank: And what is A Merkin Made doing to celebrate their new sponsorship? Well I’ll tell you, in the honor of these special ladies we are renaming our two most popular Merkins, The Rusty Steel Wool Man Trap, and The Grass Around The Sarlacc Pit, have now become the Marissa Swanson, and The Stacy Kissinger respectively. And we are selling the sofa king low! But that is not it, no that is not it all sports fans! Buy one Merkin today, and a second Merkin for just half priced! So remember when you thinking Quality, think American, think A Merkin Made!
Hank turns back to Jade, looks her up and down.
Hank: Could interest you in a techno color dream coat?
Jade: Let me get back to you in that Hank.
Hank: Sure thing love.
And Walks off saying what he wanted to say.
There is a break in the action and we watch as Bulldog Bill Barnhart comes down to ringside to visit with the color commentators, Tex and Duff. Bill pulls up a chair, dons a headset and mic, and begins talking with Tex and Duff.
TEX: What are you doing here?
DUFF: Yeah! Don't think you are going to come here and try to steal my beer again!
BULLDOG BILL: Oh don't get your panties in a bunch guys, leave that to Marissa tonight in her match. Actually I came here to talk about my easy victory over Sebastian Wimbley a week ago and where we go from here.
TEX: And just where do you plan on taking us tonight?
BULLDOG BILL: I am going to take you two into the land of reality!
DUFF: Reality as in what?
BULLDOG BILL: The reality that I am still the only wrestler in Asylum Wrestling Alliance with more than 20 victories. The reality that even tough I have been wrestling part-time for several months due to my Staff duties, I am still more than most wrestlers on the Roster can handle. The reality that soon I will be getting into the ring more often to beat down the fools on the Roster. And finally the reality that Goth has allowed me to set the stipulations on a very special type of Hardcore match for next week's Insomnia.
TEX: What type of stipulations did you select for the match Bill?
BULLDOG BILL: Oh, Tex, you would just love to have me spoil the surprise for the wrestlers involved in the match wouldn't you? All I am going to say is that it will be an explosive match!
DUFF: Bill, why do you think you had such an easy time defeating Sebastian Wimbley last week?
BULLDOG BILL: Because he was a poser that's why. He wasn't what he said he was that's why. He claimed to be a spoiled rich kid but when presented with a Ladder Grudge Match against me, with the price being a briefcase hung over the ring with tens of thousands of Dollars inside of it, the rich kid failed to get to the briefcase before I did. Now any self-respecting "real" rich kid would have done anything in his power to get his hands on the money. The fact that Wimbley didn't fight hard enough means I was right that he was a fake rich boy!
TEX: Are you going to wrestle in a match next week at Insomnia Bill? And if so against who?
BULLDOG BILL: Hell, I haven't a clue, as Goth makes up the matches. He hasn't said anything to me about my being in a match next week. He might surprise me with a last minute assignment. But you know what? Since I am always ready to step into the ring, against any wrestler in the world, I am not worried if I don't know about having a match until 15 minutes before the match is to take place. Now guys, please excuse me, but I wish to return to the Owner's Box and sit with Goth to watch the remainder of this Pay-per-View event. Thanks for giving me some of your time tonight.
DUFF: The pleasure was all ours Bill.
TEX: Speak for yourself Duff. It is never a pleasure for me to have to endure the egotistical crap Bill Barnhart spews forth!
Barnhart removes his headphones and mic and then he stands up, picks up the chair he brought over and returns it to where he got it from, then he walks up the ramp to return to the backstage area then to make his way to the Owner's Box to watch the rest of the Pay-per-View event.
Hank Henry III vs. Marissa Swanson
Stormy: The following contest is your main event tonight here live from London, England!!!!! This is an Evening Gown vs. Tuxedo match for the AWA Universal Championshiiiip!!! To win, one must strip the other of their garments. The winner will walk out with the title while the loser will walk out with nothing.
The fans in the O2 are a bit uneasy.
Tex: I know why they’re all so uneasy. They all hope that Hank Henry isn’t stripped down to nothing. Nobody deserves to see that!
Duff: Well it’s going to happen. Marissa is finally going to win the title. Although then again, it would be definitely a beautiful scene to see her naked. I could comfort her…
Tex: No matter what happens Duff, you’re staying here beside me!
Duff: Awww, poo!
The sound of cameras flashing can be heard as the AWA jumbotron lights up to show Marissa standing on a red carpet. The scene zooms out a bit to show that she's surrounded by cameramen. A reporter ducks in through the cameramen and reach Marissa to ask her a question.
Reporter: Are you sure that you're ready for the big time?
Marissa continues to stand there and look very pretty.
Reporter: Marissa? What's your answer?
Marissa: I'll be fine. I may be young, but I'm smart and I know what I want. Daddy has helped me to get this far. Trust me when I say that I'll be well taken care of.
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