Goth: Greetings all my Japanese fans, today we wish to bring you the best show imaginable to mankind as we wish to entertain you and make you forget allt he horrible things that has happened to you over the last few months. We wish to hope that you will all have a great time and enjoy the third ever WRESTLEQUEST!!!
The fans go nuts as Goth bows down once more as the show gets under way
The camera pans around the Tokyo Dome as the fans cheer before finally settling on Duff and Tex.
Duff: What a night it’s been and things can only get better from here Tex.
Tex: Damn right, I can’t wait for.....wait, what’s that band doing on stage?
Indeed the American Thrash Metal band Exodus has made it’s presence known on stage, not only that but they seem to be set up for a live performance.
Robb Dukes: ASYLYM WRESTLING ALLIANCE! We have come all the way from the United States of America to do two things, give a close friend of ours a worthy return entrance and to teach you A LESSON IN VIOLENCE!
Tex: What the hell?
Gary Holt starts playing the intro riff and soon the other band mates start joining in, the confusion soon to turns to massive excitement when a familiar face steps through the curtain.
Duff: Is that.......
Tex: IT IS! “THE FEARLESS ONE” STEVE RAMONE HAS RETURNED TO THE ASYLUM WRESTLING ALLIANCE! AND JUST LISTEN TO THESE FANS!
Steve smirks as he high fives Robb during the guitar solos before making his way down to the ring, he slides in and takes the mic from a shocked looking Stormy Canyon.
SR: Good evening Tokyo, Japan!
The crowd goes crazy and Steve smirks, he lets Exodus finish their song before continuing.
SR: Now I know what you’re thinking, where’s Jason? Well last I heard he was directing his dream project, a movie about him having sex with Natalie Portman, I think it’s called “Attaching Our Suspension of Disbelief to a Torture Rack and stretching it to Death”, catchy title huh? Anyway that means one thing, “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone is coming out of retirement and is returning to wrestling full time!
Tex: HOLY S****!
The crowd goes crazy and Steve smirks.
SR: One more thing, to whoever wins tonight’s Universal Championship match, learn to fear me or earn a lesson in violence and lose the Universal Championship because I'm coming for that title!
Steve hands the mic back before heading backstage.
Duff: Steve Ramone is back and he’s made his intentions clear!
Tex: Like he’ll even come close, he’s never won a title that prestigious!
Steve Ramone vs. Blake Strummer vs. TJ Codair
Stormy: The following match is the opener of Wrestle Quest!!! This match will be contested under triple threat rules and we already have our first competitor inside the ring!!! Standing in at 5’11 and weighing 225 pounds!! Hailing from Boston, Massachuttes!!! TJ Codair!!!
The fans give no response to the youngster who is trying to get them excited
Stormy: His first opponent!!! Standing in at 6’0 and weighing in at 200 pounds!! Making his in ring return in the AWA!!! He is “The Fearless One!!!” Steve Ramone!!!
The camera’s move towards the entrance way where we see Exodus standing as they are going to be playing Ramone’s entrance song. “A Lesson In Violence”. Ramone comes out to the arena to a loud response from the fans as he is wearing an Exodus t’shirt and stares at the thousands and thousands of Japanese fans who go beserk for the Hall of Famer. Ramone then turns his attention towards the band Exodus and points at them as he is headbanging his head towards their music.
Tex: Listen to this ovation!!!!
Ramone starts to walk towards the ring as the singer of Exodus starts to sing and guides him to the ring. Rmaone climbs the turnbuckles and soaks up the fans their response before jumping in the ring and gets nose to nose with his opponent
Stormy: And their final opponent!! Standing in at 6’2 and weighing in at 220 pounds!! Hailing from Des Moines, Iowa!!!! Blake Strummer!!!
Seeing Red by Minor Threat kicks up over the PA system and almost immediately of it starting Blake Strummer runs out and down to the ring. He doesn't really have much time to work the crowd to incite boos or cheers but once he is in the ring he goes and poses at all four ring posts before climbing down in his corner and waiting for the match to start.
Duff: Two new guys and a returning Ramone!!! What more could you ask off to start off Wrestle Quest!!!
Just as the bell has rang we see Ramone getting it on with TJ Codair as the other rookie Blake Sturmmer looks on. Ramone ducks a clothesline and then kciks Codair in the midsection before delivering an Irish Whip into Strummer, who awaits Codair and lifts him up in the air for a Suplex and drops him on the canvas with a loud thud.
Tex: That’s what I like in triple threats!! You see alliances grow and shatter, I’m sure that Ramone and Strummer will fight each other shortly!!
Strummer grabs Codair and slams him shoulder first into the steel ring post before Ramone slides underneath the ring ropes and executes a dropkick to the arm that is now wrapped around the ring post. He follows it up with an Superkick to the face of Codair, that forces him to roll out of the ring and is not moving at all. Medics come running to the ring as Strummer and Ramone size each other up as Ramone slides back in the ring. Both men stare at each other as Ramone slaps him in the face. Strummer looks away and grins before driving series of knees in the midsection of Ramone. He lifts Ramone over his shoulder before going for a slam. But just as he is about to slam Ramoen it is Ramone that counters the move by rolling through and grabbing his legs and wrapping his legs around the head of Strummer and locks him in a Frankensteiner type pinning position. But Ramone only manages to get a two count
Tex: That’s what the fans were coming to see in this match!!!
Ramone gets to his feet and runs to the ropes and comes off with a Moonsualt. The move connects with Strummer, who got his legs up just in time and forces Ramone to roll around the ring in pain as Blake slowly gets to his feet and looks at Ramone. He grabs him by the hair and lifts him up to his feet before pushing him in the turnbuckles. He then whips him to the other side of the ring and follows it up with a clothesline. This sends Ramone crashing down into the canvas before getting a knee drop from Blake connecting with his head. Blake covers Ramone, but only gets a two count. Blake looks up at the referee and grabs Ramone as he sets him up for an Irish Whip in the ropes. He lowers his head too soon and pays for it as Ramone manages to leapfrog over him and the connects with a Moonsault towards Blake and catches his head in the progress and delivers a Moonsault Bulldog Headlock and drops his opponent. Ramone goes for the cover, but only gets a two count because Blake manages to get his shoulder up in time
Duff: That’s impossible!!!
Ramone climbs the turnbuckles and goes for a Splash, just as he jumps off it is Blake that rolls away and that causes Ramone to hit the canvas hard on his stomach. Blake gets up and grabs Ramone and executes his finishing move the Vertabreaker before going for the cover and get the three count in a good opening match
Stormy: The winner of this match!!! Blake Strummer!!
A Geisha walks up towards Strummer and awards him with the victory with an award as he accepts it and holds it high above his head as he has won his debut match in the AWA
Winner: Blake Strummer
The camera goes backstage with the door to Anthony Phoenix’s square in the shot. The sound of music and loud talking can be heard from the other side. The camera pans back a bit further to show The Statement standing there with a tie around his neck and no shirt. He smiles at the camera as he begins to speak.
The Statement: I’m standing at the door of one Anthony Phoenix who just last night was named the 2011 AWA Rookie of the Year. Tonight he will be facing his nemesis John Gold in a match of his choosing, a No Holds Barred Match. But that’s not all it will be a singles match for the AWA Tag Team titles that Anthony is co-holder of.
The Statement: I would like to ask Anthony Phoenix a few questions.
Anthony Phoenix: Who is it?
The Statement: Anthony last night you accomplished something that you have said you would do all along, become the 2011 Rookie of the Year.
Anthony Phoenix: Thanks Pauly. Yes that’s right, I’m the 2011 Rookie of the year and I’m also one half of the AWA Tag team champions. Now some people will say that I’m celebrating a bit prematurely since tonight I face John Gold in my first title defense of my choosing, a no holds barred match. You see Statement…tonight is the night that I give John Gold his wish…I’m going to make him famous.
The Statement: Tonight you will indeed be facing John Gold in an unusual title defense as both of you will not be able to tag in a partner as it’s a one on one affair.
Anthony Phoenix: Yes tonight, Gold the closest you will ever get to this again is when I smash it right upside your head…yeah that’s right, this match is no holds barred but in that I hope your are prepared to be taken to the extreme…a land where I reign supreme. Tonight, Gold you will indeed become famous as you will be the first to be felled by the 2011 Rookie of the Year and that’s the truth according to the Gospel of the Extreme God, Anthony Phoenix!
Anthony Phoenix: Oh and as for last night...Chaos, it's just the beginning.!
Anthony Phoenix: You want some champagne?
Anthony motions for Vincenzo to pour The Statement a glass of champagne as the camera fades back to the arena.
Bill Barnhart is backstage with Asylum Wrestling Alliance Interviewer, Page Harris, as she is holding a quick interview with him before his match with Ty The Tech Guy.
PAGE HARRIS: Bill would you please explain to the fans why you attacked Chaplin Graves last week during the match between John Gold and Hank Henry III?
BILL BARNHART: The answer is obvious Page. John Gold is my friend and Chaplin Graves was about to slip a fork to Hank so that he could stab John Gold with it. I am not going to sit there and allow that to happen. I have been on the receiving end of that damn fork numerous times.
PAGE HARRIS: Don't you feel bad attacking Chaplin Graves since he is partially crippled?
BILL BARNHART: Nope! I don't feel the least bit guilty about attacking the jerk! And you saw what happened didn't you. Chaplin was going to whack me with a steel chair so I smartly dove out of the way and Graves ended up hitting Hank Henry in the lower back. If it wasn't for the interference on the part of Anthony Phoenix, John Gold would have easily won that match due to the error on the part of Chaplin Graves.
PAGE HARRIS: Where will your relationship with Hank Henry III go from here?
BILL BARNHART: When that fork waving freak loses to Shane West tonight then I want Hank in a brutal match where I can inflict the maximum amount of damage against him. In the extremely unlikely scenario that Hank Henry III wins the Universal Title Belt from Shane West, then I dare him to put the Universal Title up for grabs against me the next week. I know he would never do that because he is a chicken!
PAGE HARRIS: Any comments on your match with Ty The Tech Guy for Wrestle Quest III?
BILL BARNHART: Remember how easily I defeated Ty The Tech Guy on April 4, 2011 in a Steel Cage? My victory over him this evening will be easier and quicker than on April 4th.
Bill ends his comments as he walks away and goes down the hallway. Page looks back into the camera to finish up her comments.
PAGE HARRIS: There you have it. Bill Barnhart challenging Hank Henry III to a Grudge Match and predicting a quick and easy victory over Ty The Tech Guy. Now back to Tex and Duff at ringside.
Bill Barnhart vs. Ty the Tech Guy
Stormy: The following match is a RED RING OF DEATH MATCH!!! Introducing first from Oakland California. Bulldog Bill Barnhart!!
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS by Bachman Turner Overdrive hits the speaker. The TRON crackles to life and we see a close-up shot of Bill Barnhart and Iris his English Bulldog. The TRON then shifts scenes to seversl clips of Bill's wrestling matches where he is either administering his Bulldog or Piledriver to his opponent for the pinfall, or he is using one of his many submission moves to make them tap out. The spotlights focus on the backstage curtains and we see Bulldog Bill Barnhart step through the curtains. Bill comes out dressed in one of his trademark wrestling outfits. Bill walks confidently along the entrance walkway and under the TRON. As he walks under the TRON, pink and white pyros erupt causing a cascade of pink sparks to spill down on the entrance walkway around Bill. Bill stops at the landing at the top of the entrance ramp to play the crowd with a huge smile on his face even though he gets mostly boos from the crowd. He then takes off with a quick pace to the ring. When Bill arrives at the ring he climbs the ring steps, walks along the ring apron, and then ducks through the ropes into the ring. Bill walks around the ring to acknowledge all the people in the crowd and he maintains his huge smile all the time although the crowd is booing him for his bad turn. Bill then takes up residence in a corner to await the arrival of his opponent.
Stormy: And next from Silicone Valley, TY THE TECH GUY!!!
The lights come up bright and white as "code monkey" hits the PA system. We see a muscular looking man walk out from behind the curtain of the tron shielding his eyes. He walks slowly as the lights start dimming down and we see Ty the Tech Guy and his thick black framed glasses, complete with tape wrapped around the nose bridge walk to the ring. He walks with his head down trying not to make eye contact with anyone. He has a bit of trouble getting into the ring as he's not completely sure how to go about getting through the second and third ropes. After a moment the referee helps him through and both fall down to the mat. Ty gets ups quickly and tries to save face by waving to the laughing crowd. Both of the men are directed to opposite corners of the ring where they will be having there hands and feet taped. Through this process the fans are sitting in anticipation and the process is finial complete. There hands and feet are now coated and glue and glass and both men watch as the cage made of barbed wire and such is lowered around the octagon they are standing in. The ref gets out of the ring and the sphere is latched and ready to go. They stare each other down and the bell rings. Both men rush at each other as the clock set on the tron reads sixty mins. Rights and lefts are exchanged by the two men and the blood has already started to flow. Both men are torn open from just the punches. Bill ducks under the next right hand and delivers a belly to back suplex into the side of the sphere. Ty hits it with impact as the barbed wire digs into his back then he hits to ground. Bill laughs and starts to stomp on his fallen victim.
Tex: I’m not sure I wanna sit here and watch this Duff.
Duff: Yeah you know I’m pretty messed up sometimes but an hour of this may be a little too much.
Bill gets Ty to his feet and then whips him into one of the corners. He hits hard and Bill comes in for a giant splash. Ty moves out of the way and Bill goes chest first into the barbed wire in the corner. Ty goes for a rollup from there and then shakes his head and lets him go realizing that you can’t pin in this match. He starts to kick on Bill who is laying on the ground and then gets him to his feet. Ty goes for a monster right hand but Bill looks like he has had enough and blocks the blow and gives his own hard right knocking Ty off of his feet. Bill starts to stomp once again. And then picks him back up and delivers his trademarked Bulldog. Ty flops to the mat and then Bill lays there looking up at the ceiling with his unmoving opponent next to him.
Duff: What now Tex?
Tex: Not sure Duff, we still have a ways to go in this match. Another fifty minutes till the sphere will unlock letting one of them out.
Duff: I guess we wait then.
Bill gets to his feet and lens against one of the corners gently catching his breath from the already brutal match. Ty starts to come around and the clock reads forty five minutes. Bill move from the corner and spins him around as he gets to his feet. Bill is met by a kick to the stomach and then a stunner.
Duff: Great there goes Bill.
Tex: Didn’t see that coming.
The crowd cheers and Ty starts to kick the unmoving Bill and drops and couple of elbows. You can see the blood build up from the ring and a couple of people are covering there kids eyes in the front of the crowd. Ty picks up Bill who is starting to move around and starts hitting him with more right hands. He whips Bill into the barbed wire siding and the man gets tangled up in the mess of things. Ty moves over and starts to hit him but the bell rings. Ty looks up confused. The ref on the outside and talks to the announcer and nods.
Stormy: By ruling of the ref and for safety reasons, Bill Barnhart is no longer able to compete in the match. Therefore the winner of this match is TY THE TECH GUY!!!
Ty looks confused as does the half conscience Bill and the sphere gets opened as medical personal come in and start cutting him away from the side of the ring. Ty backs away and raises his arms up high as he back up the rampway.
Tex: That was brutal Duff, I guess that was a Wrestle Quest moment.
Duff: I guess so Tex, I’m glad they stopped it though, we don’t want anyone to get to hurt out here.
The people continue to help out Bill as the camera pans to backstage.
Winner: Ty the Tech Guy
Chaos vs. Matthew Toddi
Stormy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is under Last Man Standing rules!!! The first wrestler to come down the aisle stands in at 6’0 and weighing in at 257 Pounds!! Hall of famer 2011!!! The Monster!!! Chaos!!!!!
The lights in the arena go dark and suddenly Papa Roach "Burn" hits over the PA and the lights from the stage burst into life as the lyrics quickly build to the chorus as Chaos makes his way out onto the stage, he raises his hands into the air as a barage of flames rise from the stage to the right and left of him, Chaos continues to walk down to the ring and up the stairs as the flames continue to flow at the top of the stage, he climbs into the ring and climbs to the second rope, raising his hands once more. Chaos then jumps down as the music fades and he is ready to get down to business!
Stormy: And his opponent!! Standing in at 6’1 and weighing in at 225 pounds!! Hailing from Detroit, Michigan!!! Matthew Toddi!!!
Isolation by Alter Bridge hits the PA system. Before Toddi walks out you hear the opening lines to the theme.
During the opening riff, a series of amazing red and white fireworks come from all directions. Then Matthew Toddi walks through them. He is wearing a black knee-length coat made from ripped leather. He walks down to the ring, rolls in, stands up in the ring and looks at the fans. He then walks to a turnbuckle and climbs up it. He then takes the title from his waste and holds it above his head as the fans boo and try to throw food and drinks at him. He then gets down and hands the belt to the ref as he warms up before his match starts.
Tex: Brother vs. Brother and things ain’t looking like brotherly love!!!
Duff: Let’s go brother!!
The bell rings as Chaos stands in the middle of the ring, staring at his brother who is signalling for him that he will break him in this match. The Monster looks around to the fans who are cheering him on before turning his attention back to Toddi. Chaos shows him the finger and attacks his brother with large right hands against the face. He pummels him in the corner before whipping him in the ropes and deliver a big time Spine Buster that sends Toddi crashing into the canvas hard. Chaos grabs Toddi by the head and starts to drive his knee into his spine several times before kicking Toddi against the spine with a hard kick. The fans are cheering Chaos on who is taunting his brother to get up, Toddi slowly gets to his feet and ducks as Chaos is charging towards him with a running clothesline. Toddi delivers a dropkick that staggers Chaos into the corner as Toddi climbs the turnbuckles and starts to pound his brother. Chaos grabs him by the waist and attempts an Atomic Drop, but Toddi manages to land further away and executes a clothesline that sends Chaos Down. Toddi slides underneatht he bottom rope and grabs a Kitchen Sink from underneath the ring. He slides it in the ring and follows it in the ring. He grabs the Kitchen Sink and blasts it across the back of his brother before slamming it in the back of his head and walks to a corner, demanding the referee to use a ten count on his brother. The referee starts to use the ten count on Chaos, but at the count of seven it’s the Monster that gotten to his feet. Toddi charges in on his brother, but Chaos catches him with a Powerslam and slides underneath the ring to grab a weapon of his own. He grabs a ladder and slides it back in the ring where he sets it up in the corner. He then turns towards Toddi, who has gotten to his feet and turns towards his brother, who Whips Toddi into the ladder. This causes Toddi to stagger backwards and the ladder falls on to pof him as Choas follows it up as he sits on top of the ladder and starts to choke his brother through it.
Duff: Brotherly hatred, oh how sweet and so great to watch!!!
Chaos finally gets off the ladder and tells the referee to start counting. The referee is at the count of three as Toddi removes the ladder and uses the ropes to get to his feet at the count of eight. Chaos charges in from behind with a clothesline and sandwiches his brother in the corner as he locks him in a Sleeper, trying to wear him down. Toddi is struggling to free himself out of the hold, but is insuccesful as he suddenly jumps upwards and pushes with his feet against the ropes and pushes hard, causing Chaos to fall down hard backwards with his head hitting the ladder. This causes him to let go off the hold that he had on his brother as Toddi takes advantage of the given situation
Tex: Toddi had a great counter!! Let’s see what he can do next?
Toddi grabs his brother’s head and slams the back of his head into the ladder several times before falling backwards in the ropes and demands the referee to exercise the ten count on Choas. The referee starts to use the ten count on Chaos, but somehow he manages to break it at the final split moment before the ref could reach the ten count
Duff: IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Chaos is clearly running on instinct as he does not know where he is. Toddi climbs the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a double axhnadle, but Choas catches him with a a Spine Buster on top of the ladder. Chaoss rolls off of his brother as both men are down and out. The referee checks on both of them as none of them are moving. The referee starts to use the ten count on both of them before suddenly Chaos gets up and grabs Toddi as he sets him up for his patented finisher
Tex: Annihilator Slam!!!
Duff: NOOOOOO!!!
Chaos hits his finisher on Toddi and demands the referee to count to then. The referee starts the count as Toddi is completely broken in half by his brother by the force of the move and the weapon that he landed on. The referee calls for the bell as he reaches for the count of ten making Chaos final match a successful one as the fans erupt for the Monster. A geisha presents him an award for his victory as he celebrates with the Japanese fans before walking out to the arena floor and to the back
Winner: Matthew Toddi
The cameras go backstage showing Chris Shipman preparing with Synn for his match. Synn seems concerned with the match as Shipman is coiling a piece of barbed wire around his arm.
Synn: What were you thinking, House of Pain?
Shipman: Relax, it's not my first dance around this much barbed wire. Watch my DVDs. That last 4th of July PPV in GWA, my ladder match. I got thrown from the top throw a pile of barbed wire at least 4 feet deep. Or how about Freedom Bash 2009. The AWA version of my house of pain. A kiddie version at that but I already took all the precautions to make sure that tonight we get what I envisioned.
Synn: I hope you got good medical coverage.
Shipman: There is nothing that will happen in that ring tonight that a little glue and athletic tape won't fix.
Synn: Until you start taking this more seriously I'm not coming to that ring with you tonight.
Shipman: Good, you'll be no use to me out there tonight anyway.
Synn: Dude, fuck you man.
Synn storms off as Shipman just shrugs and begins throwing forearm shots in the air to make sure the barbed wire is nice and tight.
Chris Shipman vs. Max Maxim
Stormy: The following contest is a Shipman's house of fun match! Where the only way to win is to climb up the barbed wire ladder out of the barbed wire cell. Introducing first, the creator of this very brutal match, weighing in at 235 pounds, from The Georgian Backwoods, 'The Reverend' Chris Shipman!!!!!!!!!
The arena lights go out except for one spotlight on the entranceway at the curtains. A funeral march of drummers, trumpets, and a choir march up the entranceway. They are shortly followed by the Reverend Chris Shipman who emerges holding a bible and cross high in the air and seemingly blesses the crowd. Shipman gets in the ring sets the bible and cross down in the middle of the ring. He begins praying in his wrestling attire which has been changed for this match only back to his old 'Psycho' attire. Shipman warms up as his opponent is about to enter come out.
Tex: Wow, Shipman has gone back to his old 'Psycho' attire which consists of jeans and a t-shirt. I am sure he is just wearing the old attire just for this match to best suit the match type, try competing in this wearing a robe!
Duff: This is the Shipman that I used to love but he can no longer be known as 'The Psycho' anymore due to losing to Krusher!
Stormy: Introducing his opponent, weighing in at 385 pounds, Corpus Christi, Texas, 'The Million Dollar Titan' Max Maxim!!!!!!!!!
The entire arena grows nearly dark just before the opening of South Texas Deathride, during the opening of the song dark red lights pulse through the arena as he steps out onto the stage. Just a few seconds into the intro as the music grows heavy and dark he takes three steps forward as huge fountain of red pyrotechnics shoots straight up into the air, making a curtain effect that burns for about ten seconds as he begins to make his way to the ring. As he walks the ramp lights up as the house lights return to normal he glares a hole through his opponent, rolling his shoulders, checking his wrists, rolling his neck, finally clenching and opening his fists before reaching the ring. From the floor he reaches up to the top rope, pulling himself onto the apron then steps over the top rope. The entire time he watches his opponent, attempting to bore a hole through him with a glance, before the music finally dies out.
Tex: I don't think this guy will survive in here!
Duff: I kind of agree with you! He would break the ladder, it's only barbed wire!
Before the bell rings, Max Maxim grabs a pair of gloves from his trunks. He slides them on his hands so that he can climb without the wire getting to his hands. Shipman laughs at him, and then reaches out of the ring, slices his finger along the wire wall and then licks the blood from his finger with a psychotic look on his face. The bell rings and both men lock up. Then within a matter of seconds, Shipman knees Max in the balls and then runs out of the ring to get a weapon as Max falls to his knees holding himself. Shipman looks under the ring and pulls out a load of barbed wire chairs, canes, tacks that he spreads over the canvas and then finally pulls out a wired trash can. Shipman slides back in the ring with the can. He holds it above his head running towards Max who stands up and then big boots the trash can right into Shipman's face!
Tex: Now that had to hurt!!
Duff: I wouldn't be surprised if Shipman is bleeding right now!
Shipman rolls the can away and blood can be seen trickling from the top of his head. Max lifts him up and Irish whips him into the barbed wire ladder that is in the centre of the ring but Shipman stops in time, turns around and delivers a few right hands to Maxim. Max then throws Shipman over the top rope to the outside of the ring and then climbs out over the top rope himself. He then picks Shipman up over his shoulder and runs towards the side of the cell but Shipman slides backwards and pushes Maxim crashing into the barbed wire leaving cuts that are starting to bleed over Max's body. Shipman grabs a chair from the ring quickly and then quickly throws it at Max and jumps for the vandaminator but Maxim is also quick and moves to the side leaving Shipman to throw his body into the twisted steel wire.
Tex: No wonder why this is called one of the most brutal matches in wrestling today!
Duff: This could only come from the mind of Shipman.
Shipman slides to the floor and Max starts to kick the hell out of him on the floor. Shipman tries to cover up his face from the kicks. Max then grabs a cane and starts to brutally Shipman with it leaving bruises on his body all ready! Shipman then tries to kick Max away but Max walks towards ending up getting tripped up leaving him go face first into the barbed wire of the cell leaving him with a bloody face! Shipman stands up and slowly slides into the ring. The blood pouring from his head and his body is turning the canvas red where he walks. Shipman starts to climb up the barbed wire ladder, he gets about half way as Max gets back in the ring.
Tex: I can see this ending badly for Chris Shipman.
Duff: All I know is that it will end bad for someone.
Max sees Shipman and grabs his legs. He drags him down the ladder and then gets him in a bear hug. And he then runs Shipman back first into the barbed wire ladder and then lets him drop to the floor. Max looks at the barbed wire ladder and hesitates to climb even though he knows he needs to climb it to win. Max starts to climb but he stops a couple of times but realises he needs to be quick otherwise more pain will be dealt. Shipman grabs a foot of Max and then pulls him down and then delivers a DDT to Maxim onto a load of tacks that was earlier placed.
Tex: Shipman can take advantage of this!
Duff: Max is down and on the tacks, the pain must be sprouting through his body!
Shipman pulls out a barbed wire table and slides it into the ring. He sets it up near the corner and then lifts Max up onto the corner facing away from the table. Shipman then grabs Max's arms above him and uses all of his strength that is left to throw Max through the table. He then falls to the floor and stumbles to the ladder and tries to climb up it as fast as he can. After stopping a couple of times to check on his bleeding hands, Shipman finally makes it to the top and exits the cell as the bell rings. Shipman lies down, looking up at the rafters out of breath as his theme hits.
Stormy: Here is your winner of the house of fun match, 'The Reverend' Chris Shipman!!!!!!!!!
Tex: what an amazing ending!